Jan 6 2009IT BUUUUUURNS!: Australian Man Dies After Wife Sets His Penis On Fire, Things Go Wrong
That ain't right. You can't just go around setting a man's penis on fire while he's sleeping. I mean, what if he bee-lines it for the curtains?
Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping. When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.
Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair."I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.
Hooooooooooly shit! Rajini died from the injuries sustained during the penis fire last week. Now I'm not sure how the criminal law works in Australia, but in my neck of the woods this woman would get life in prison -- provided she survive the vagina dynamiting. Think Wile E. Coyote vs. Road Runner, but the Road Runner is a beaver -- and he's packed with explosives.
Hit the jump for the "IT BUUUUUURNS!" lighter trick idiot. If you've never seen it, watch the whole thing.
'Penis fire' suspect is charged [bbc]
Thanks to Josh and Jake, neither of which has ever had their penis slammed in a car door by a crazed girlfriend. Be thankful guys, be thankful.
Reader Comments
1. last - January 6, 2009 3:37 PM
FURST!!!
2. Drunkman - January 6, 2009 3:39 PM
Better to die than live with a charred usless prick.
3. known - January 6, 2009 3:39 PM
that's right, because "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else' makes so much sense
4. mr_jhonson - January 6, 2009 3:40 PM
first!
5. andrew - January 6, 2009 3:40 PM
ouch!!!!!!!!!!
6. Drunkman - January 6, 2009 3:40 PM
Better to die thanlive with a charred prick.
7. Josh - January 6, 2009 3:41 PM
IT BURNS!!!!!
8. Oscar Wilde - January 6, 2009 3:43 PM
Ouch!I read about this yesterday.She was all like "His penis should belong to me!"
Bitch.If he wouldv'e survived,he wouldn't have sex with her,f***ing hoe.
9. Mvivanc - January 6, 2009 3:43 PM
@ 6 U already said that haha
10. guate6 - January 6, 2009 3:44 PM
Oh so wrong...I feel bad for him.
11. Izzy Slypig - January 6, 2009 3:45 PM
lmao the video was friggin' funny, I loved it! That guy is an idiot!
12. I'm a Computer - January 6, 2009 3:59 PM
dude, all that poor lady wanted to do was burn the man's penis. is that really such a bad thing to want?
somebody should solder her twat lips shut.
13. C-Basstian - January 6, 2009 4:03 PM
damn... at least if she had cut it off you could put it back on... what a bitch
14. worst - January 6, 2009 4:12 PM
Rajini died? The woman who set him on fire?
15. Timbo - January 6, 2009 4:13 PM
Burn her at the stake!
16. Vince Lombardi - January 6, 2009 4:14 PM
That's 2:01 second I'll never get back. Damn.
17. Thumperchica - January 6, 2009 4:16 PM
"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else"
Wonder what she was planning to do with crispy penis? Since it would be hers and no one else's... Poor Bastard, crazy girls may be fun boys, but they'll light your ass on fire...
18. Ed aka the-iguana - January 6, 2009 4:17 PM
lmao. loved the movie...
made me look for zippo tricks. check this video out. Maybe that guy could learn a little from this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOHwjDzUDnE
19. Ollie Williams - January 6, 2009 4:23 PM
@17
Or penis.
20. poodles - January 6, 2009 4:28 PM
19th!
its like what it is, they take em out put it back in and do it again naw mean? Ramble tha frier since aint noone comin to da house dis evenin, girl mad crazy mactruck skillz she aint got! Big haters down in flames how it be, shoulda had on the hater blockers yo, life mighta been still livin and alladat.
21. Humm - January 6, 2009 4:29 PM
how does one have sex with a burnt dick?
22. QUASIMODEM - January 6, 2009 4:44 PM
I'm waiting for Daisy's input on the video. I think we might need some sort of confirmation that that was AS STAGED AS EVERY "YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED" CLIP EVER AIRED
23. gizmoduck - January 6, 2009 4:45 PM
she did it for the lulz
24. huh? - January 6, 2009 4:52 PM
Rajini died? I thought the husband, Satish, did.
25. Ollie Williams - January 6, 2009 5:41 PM
@20
You fail at getting 19, and fail at being able to type without sounding like a nigger. It's one thing to be a tool and talk like one, it's another to type like one.
Who wants this dog?
26. Daisy - January 6, 2009 6:00 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. you can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja are headed to Del Tacos for some bacon cheese taco but on the way they look over the bridge and see a faerie on fire.
Max jumps onto the fairy to try and recover a chest full of bacon on board but is disappointed to find only chests of sausage and ham. Heartbroken Max swims to shore only to find Baja waiting with Del Tacos to go.
The two sit back and watch the faerie burn.
27. Oscar Meyer - January 6, 2009 6:00 PM
[Sniff, sniff] Okay, who left the hot dogs on the grill?!
28. Tricky Ricky - January 6, 2009 6:12 PM
John Bobbit meets a zippo lighter...smells like pork...
wonder if she also re-fried his "beans" too?
Ala.... Del Taco style...
29. Sabacrow - January 6, 2009 6:22 PM
either this is old news, or this has happened more than once because I read about something like this about a year ago...
30. Franchesca - January 6, 2009 7:04 PM
poor guy
31. Spam Artist - January 6, 2009 7:26 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where several overdubbed French make up artists were observing the diners at a local dining establishement. They were looking to provide the master with a soul that wasn't tainted with the meat of a dirty animal that had cloven hooves or rolled in its own feces.
They found a clean individual and looked deeply into her eyes to comfound her and cause her to follow them, but her soul was so empty the spell backfired and the French makeup artists were the ones who fell under her power.
She brought them home and made them her manservents. Later when the count noticed his loss he transformed into a bat and searched for them. He found them at the home of his long lost cousin whose larder was quite full of potential victims.
Dracula and his cousin drank blood and wine late into the evening and almost till the dawn. The Makeup artists were never the same.
32. Mike smith - January 6, 2009 7:51 PM
parents circumcise because they think the child's penis belongs to them and not the child, why would americans find this to be weird, she wanted to make it like she wanted it to look, parents mark their kids to look like they want them too, neither truly understands the potential sexual and emotional harm mutilating a penis does (circumcision fits mutilation perfectly acording to the definition)
33. Gavern - January 6, 2009 8:17 PM
Fng RTARD
34. Lo Wang - January 6, 2009 10:36 PM
Crispy dong: item number 17 on the menu!
35. buzz_clik - January 6, 2009 11:16 PM
I was actually back in Adelaide visiting relatives over the Christmas break when I saw this story break. I winced, then took a swig of my Sno Top before chowing down on a frog cake. Awesome.
36. Spam Artist - January 7, 2009 3:58 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is identical to a scene in the movie Tender Dracula where Max and Baja go on a fishing trip. Max reels in a tiddler whereas Baja hooks a 35 pound water dragon.
Max is the laughing stock of the whole fish soup community, who also laugh at their own pun.
37. Daisy - January 7, 2009 5:43 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where the overdubbed french makeup artists are in a bicycle race, and speaking with fake italian accents. When they finally meet the real italians in a race the Italians put a pump in their spokes disabling the bike.
Dracula is furious and visits revenge on all their families, and later retires before the fire with a red headed french actress. They laugh and talk about space monkeys.
38. Anon - January 7, 2009 12:36 PM
"She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment. "
Why is it when a woman does something evil it's because of some psychological problem.
Why can't we sa they're evil and should be judged as such, like they are of sound mind the way a man would be.
This is just to get them a reduced sentence or off completely.
Double standards.
39. LSDiesel - January 7, 2009 2:21 PM
What would a penis on fire smell like?
40. Stefano - January 7, 2009 4:26 PM
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A FIRECROTCH!!!
41. tk - January 7, 2009 5:17 PM
armenians... fraking ruthless...
42. From the land of Oz - January 8, 2009 5:57 AM
@41
Armenian?
More likely Australian as it occurred in Australia and the news reports refer to the dead guy moving from Canberra to Adelaide to work on a Defence project, or possibly Indian as she and her husband appear to have Indian names.
Either way, no Armenians in this story.
43. Ivy - January 8, 2009 11:32 PM
@ 38
Actually, all violent criminals are put through psych evaluations. Not just women. Men also try to get reduced sentences or off completely.
Biases.
44. AJShadow - January 9, 2009 12:59 PM
The lighter trick video actually reminded me of an excellent family memory that I recorded and uploaded during the summer ( http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5897826153878601557&hl=en ) - Geekologie, Reminding people with too much free time of family incidents that are hilarious unless you're on the receiving end. O.o
45. Gail - January 11, 2009 2:12 PM
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING!!
46. vtx - January 13, 2009 3:46 PM
42... From what I've heard, Adelaide's the murder capital of Australia. That idiot just added to the statistics. Ugh... they need to rip out her ovaries and stick her in a cell with a woman named Bubba.
47. paddleford - January 26, 2009 4:33 AM
why would a woman be named bubba? that dosent make sense...