Jan 2 2009I Believe I Can Fly: Plane Mail Postcards
The Postcard Aeroplane is a $7 balsa wood postcard from suckUK that you can send to a friend or former lover. Then, when they receive it, they can punch out the plane parts and fly your message to the moooooooon. One time my grandpa mailed a coconut. To Saturn! Can you tell I've been huffing? I have. I made resolutions! I broke them!
Balsa wood postcard transforms into flying model glider [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. Mcfeely Smackup - January 2, 2009 4:26 PM
first bitches!
2. ted - January 2, 2009 4:30 PM
They had these when I was a kid. Just not on a postcard. Oh, and SECOND!! Bwahahahaha!
3. Thumperchica - January 2, 2009 4:31 PM
And when you lose the damned plane, it will conveniently have your address on the wing. Hurry moms and dads, help the pedo's find your kid!
Other than having the personally identifying info permanently on the wing, I like it.
4. known - January 2, 2009 4:38 PM
YES! Why didn't they have these when I was a kid & out of town?
#3 Yes but, don't throw it around the pedo's then right?
5. Daisy - January 2, 2009 4:46 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was on a plane that crashed in the desert, and he figured out they could rebuild a smaller flying plane out of the wreckage of the crashed plane.
After working on the escape craft in the desert, they find out Max is a model plane designer and never really built a plane to carry people. Eventually he convinced them to finish the plane by convincing the pilot, Jerry Lee Lewis that if they got away he'd introduce him to Baja's little sister, who was around 12, and ready to get married.
6. Spam Artist - January 2, 2009 4:54 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula lived in a post apocalyptic future where the sea level had risen dramatically, but not comedically. Despite him being a gill breathing freak, he picks up two pals from a floating town, and takes them on his raft.
Neither of them call him a limey, though he was carrying limes on a boat.
7. C-Basstian - January 2, 2009 5:12 PM
ha they make great stuff... i have a keychain bottle opener that looks like a skeleton key... thats all for my show and tell, err, at least just tell
8. known - January 2, 2009 5:21 PM
Daisy has definitely been sharing drugs with Pat Sajak after meeting him at Del Taco when they had the bacon flavored ice cream specials going last week, cause that story about Max designing a plane not to carry people.... wow
9. Thumperchica - January 2, 2009 5:23 PM
@6 - YOU LIMEY!
10. known - January 2, 2009 5:24 PM
...forgot to mention that as soon as I discovered this rock thing was true, Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
11. Franchesca - January 3, 2009 2:35 AM
why some people want to be like daisy?
12. Abraham Briggs - January 3, 2009 3:00 AM
@11 - Because they have high standards or Maybe because they are hardcore.
Whatever it is it maks the sight a lot funner to read.
13. hello - January 3, 2009 5:37 AM
Oh hey I got a letter... PEW! PEWPEW! PEW!
14. SlowMonkey - January 3, 2009 8:24 AM
@5 & 6 I am reminded why even the worst movies will be a box office success. I am also reminded of the immortal words of Kurt Cobain: "here we are now, entertain us."
Happy New Year
15. bkking - January 3, 2009 7:41 PM
does it bug anyone else that daisy's grammar is so poor?
16. kewk - January 4, 2009 5:15 PM
Hahaha, suckuk in swenglish it says: suck cock. Lots of fun imo ^^
17. Ollie Williams - January 5, 2009 10:15 AM
@15
Yes, as much as it bugs me that your punctuation is so poor.