Jan 8 2009Learn: How To Excel In A Job Interview

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Thanks to Tim, whose special skills aren't just limited to a 20-inch dong.

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1. NoTThEEnEmY - January 8, 2009 4:38 PM

FRIST!

2. known - January 8, 2009 4:46 PM

My job interview went a little bit like that, but a lot more like this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B91wki_jQf0

3. Daisy - January 8, 2009 4:50 PM

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was in the bathroom at work and the big boss was angry because Max's project was better than the one they already sold. He gave max a crapload of hate and then wiped his pee hands in max's hair.

Later Baja gave him a doughnut and asked him to stick closer to church oriented social activities.

4. 21-inch dong - January 8, 2009 4:51 PM

I would definitely hire this guy.

5. Ollie Williams - January 8, 2009 4:53 PM

"The only thing you have under special skills is 20 inch dong."

Fantastic.

6. Thumperchica - January 8, 2009 5:01 PM

Damnit... I'll have to watch it later... Currently AT work...

7. pussey - January 8, 2009 5:03 PM

#6, I'm at work too ... dammit ..

8. Jere - January 8, 2009 5:05 PM

Omni-Corp my sweet ass. It was Omni Consumer Products.

*I* Watch a lot of movies.

9. blp - January 8, 2009 5:10 PM

I was hoping to see his 20 incher. In a freak show kinda way, not a gay thing. erm.. Who are you kidding you all wanted to see it too!

10. Mcfeely Smackup - January 8, 2009 5:33 PM

"8. Jere - January 8, 2009 5:05 PM
Omni-Corp my sweet ass. It was Omni Consumer Products.
*I* Watch a lot of movies."

No shit, I missed the setup to that joke because she WAS wrong, it was OCP not some lame ass OC.

They went to all the trouble of making this video and couldn't be bothered to research their primary joke.

11. Mike - January 8, 2009 5:34 PM

Ha ha that was great

12. Spurkle - January 8, 2009 6:41 PM

You'd be surprised how much random humor could help in an interview. It got me my job.

13. Food - January 8, 2009 7:17 PM

Ha.

14. Gasen Richolde - January 8, 2009 7:24 PM

Funny

15. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - January 8, 2009 8:13 PM

I know it's a joke and all, but why would she even call him in for an interview after reading the resume`? That makes no sense.

16. Gizmoduck - January 8, 2009 11:16 PM

i did something along the line of making a fake application.
well, on the part where it asks you "how would you like your work environment to be"
my answer: Xavier's School for Gifted Younsters

and yes, i got the job

17. gizmoduck - January 8, 2009 11:17 PM

damnit, youngsters ....F***

18. pete h - January 9, 2009 2:09 AM

Well, Omni Consumer Products is a real company. So, theoretically, i guess you could work there. i do.

http://www.omniconsumerproductscorporation.com


19. olskool - January 9, 2009 3:19 AM

That just wasn't funny at all.
Very poor

20. timmy - January 9, 2009 7:42 AM

pete h don't lie. you don't work there. it's your company! which means hopefully you do work there.

21. guate6 - January 9, 2009 10:38 AM

Haha, awesome.

22. carson - January 9, 2009 12:36 PM

Omni consumer products is an actual company, but a joke company. on their website a line from Portal is on the home page, they also released the brawndo drink from idocracy and sex panther cologne from anchorman.

23. DDS - January 9, 2009 1:27 PM

When asked 'Do you have any weaknesses?' just reply 'Kryptonite'.

24. Thumperchica - January 9, 2009 3:04 PM

20" Dong, "Some call it a gift"... they could've book ended those 2 jokes and made me lol, but as it is, I just smirked a little...

25. john - January 9, 2009 4:02 PM

yeah #3 I thought the same team fail video

26. Dr. Death - January 11, 2009 2:46 AM

maybe he should try and get into porn

28. bob - November 2, 2009 8:23 PM

LAST!

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