Jan 30 2009Highly Questionable: The Bacon Brassiere
I don't get it: I love bacon, and I love boobs, but something about this image made me want to hide under the bed and weep into my Pokemon blanket.
Hit the jump for the uncensored version, which may or may not be suitable for work depending on your employer's policy on delicious bras.
Bacon Bra [foundshit]
Thanks to Evy, who one the eighth day made a bra out of prosciutto. And it was good.
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Reader Comments
1. Eof R - January 30, 2009 9:54 AM
First?!
2. mik33 - January 30, 2009 9:54 AM
first!
3. Ollie Williams - January 30, 2009 9:56 AM
I'm going to need to see more of this bacon wearing woman to judge. Nice t*** though.
4. guate6 - January 30, 2009 9:56 AM
I don't get it...it is not functional...just aesthetic, until the bacon either starts to go bad, or she needs a real bra for support (I can see bits of bacon flying off as she walks/runs) :p
5. BKerks - January 30, 2009 9:57 AM
It's a TRAP!
6. guate6 - January 30, 2009 9:57 AM
You ask why she'd be running? Simple...she'd probably be getting chased by animals (dogs and the like) to get her bacon...and men to get her...well, you get the idea :p
7. Timbo - January 30, 2009 9:58 AM
UGH! look at those arm pits! Nasty!
8. Tricky Ricky - January 30, 2009 10:02 AM
MOVE OVER BACON !!!...here's something MEATIER!...Wow, it's better than bacon wrapped fillet mignon.
9. BKerks - January 30, 2009 10:03 AM
TRAP!
10. rae - January 30, 2009 10:10 AM
ew,
11. forgetthespeech - January 30, 2009 10:11 AM
eh...i'd still pork her...
12. SiGee - January 30, 2009 10:14 AM
I just threw up in my f***in mouth!
That is SICK!!
13. Roman - January 30, 2009 10:15 AM
my three favorite things. boobs. bacon. arm pit stubble.
14. softlicious - January 30, 2009 10:24 AM
What else was she supposed to do? She's a vegeterian, she can't EAT the bacon. What are vegeterians supposed to do with all their meat? Why would a vegeterian have any meat I hear you ask? Well, think about all the meat you buy in the supermarket, now imagine you were a vegeterian and wern't allowed to eat it, presto, your refridgeretor would be full of uneaten meat. This vegie chick had to do something, so she made herself a bra. Does anyone want to eat her panties? They are pork!
15. Cameron - January 30, 2009 10:30 AM
UGH! SICK!
You know, all of the grease from that bacon will probably clog the pores on her boobs, she will develop a really nasty case of breast acne.
16. Daisy - January 30, 2009 10:35 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck DOwn where Max made friends with the new guy in town who was into dancing and wearing goofy ties. They pushed the town council and lost but secured a place for a dance outside city limits.
17. SEEMAS - January 30, 2009 10:36 AM
even in this global crisis we do so photos... but anyway....
i would like to taste it :PPP
http://blog.seemas.lt
18. gizmoduck - January 30, 2009 10:45 AM
ok this bacon this is getting out of hand.
bacon t*** are not classy or sassy
19. Milkman - January 30, 2009 11:02 AM
I prefer mine extra crispy... unlike those soggy bacon strips, and saggy funbags
20. Marco De Pollo - January 30, 2009 11:19 AM
That can't be kosher... or halal
(needed to include that so we don't have anyone go jihad on GW's ass)
21. Snivells - January 30, 2009 11:20 AM
She's got some pancakes to go with that bacon...
22. Thumperchica - January 30, 2009 11:25 AM
Um, uncooked pork products on the boobs... NO! kthxbai.
23. Emode - January 30, 2009 11:41 AM
Looks really bad
24. I'm a Computer - January 30, 2009 11:47 AM
not only is it a TRAP. but its a... get ready for it... a BOOBIE TRAP! YES! *highfive no highfive? its because my hands covered in bacon, isnt it?
25. McFeely Smackup - January 30, 2009 12:36 PM
even under bacony-goodness, those boobs look f***ing gross. She's obviously nursed a litter of more than a few bastard babies to turn gods gift to mankind into those flapjacks.
Also, shave your armpits you nasty bitch.
26. claire - January 30, 2009 1:03 PM
"booby trap"... classic.
HIGH FIVE!
27. Messianicdude - January 30, 2009 2:05 PM
lol, yea, def not kosher. Now if it were turkey bacon... I know what I want for my birthday :)
28. Wes - January 30, 2009 2:09 PM
maybe she should shave her pits before advertising bacon bras. idiot.
29. NinjaMuffin - January 30, 2009 2:20 PM
@16 < goddammit is EVERYTHING fake to you?? @post.... she doesnt look hot:P
30. STINK - January 30, 2009 2:49 PM
What a waste of pork!
And the bra's ugly too!
31. indigo mantoya - January 30, 2009 3:17 PM
not the bacon!
32. Mayo - January 30, 2009 3:28 PM
I think the woman makes the bacon.... and this woman does not.
33. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 30, 2009 5:50 PM
We do think alike Thump, I thought that too....call me when that bacon is cooked!
34. Carlito - January 30, 2009 5:56 PM
That's from http://boobsandbacon.blogspot.com
35. BKerks - January 30, 2009 6:33 PM
it's a Boobie TRAP!..yes, def a highfive for that.... and bacon hands are way cooler than a raw bacon bra...way cooler.
Bacon on 2nd base. teehee.
36. LOL - February 1, 2009 3:49 AM
OMFG UGH.
SAGGY BREASTS.
NASTY SH** THERE. UGH.
AT LEAST DO IT WITH MORE PROMINENT BREASTS INSTEAD OF THOSE "SAND BAGS".
37. alien3nema - February 1, 2009 6:10 PM
the flaky biscuit ass cushion and cheese douche make it all the tastier.
38. Spikey DaPikey - February 1, 2009 8:29 PM
Wonder if she has a "ham bush" lower down ??!
39. Keff - February 2, 2009 8:34 AM
@7: Yanno.....that's what armpits look like. Have you looked at your own lately? =P
40. Dan - February 5, 2009 4:38 PM
Thats one straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange fetish.
41. Laura - February 28, 2009 4:28 AM
I actually know the girl who made this. It's not a fake. So weird seeing it on here...
42. Black classic cardy uggs boots - September 11, 2009 8:40 AM
Beautiful shoes ，flashion front shoes
43. Chocolate Covered Bacon - February 1, 2011 1:49 AM
Bacon in a bra looks good. It would be nicer if this will be in a fabric form. Women will surely buy this kind due to unique design.