Jan 14 2009Highly Questionable Guitar: The Wangcaster

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9:56 am

First! Sick!

I meant 3rd!

I no longer have any excuse not to learn how to play the guitar.

Um... remember the joke game "Vagina Hero" this concept with the "Flying V" controller would make for HI-LAR-I-f***ING-OUS game play...
Over all, would quickly remind the ladies that the dude playin lead guitar is prolly a dick... (insert drum noise here)... or, just get me a drink, I could use one today...

Here's what I was talking about
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/wrong_just_plain_wrong_vajayja.php

Too old.

It should have some kind of goo reservoir on the back of the head stock so you can pew-pew-pew while you play with your wang[guitar]

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Rock out with your cock out."

::rimshot::

Wow that was terrible.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max's band is playing a concert with Frank Zappa who challenges him to a gross out contest. Max takes a crap on the stage, and not to be outdone Zappa whips out a spoon and eats the pile of poo.

The Jonas Brothers could use a guitar like that.

If this mas modeled after someone's real life member, I think that subject might want to seek some medical attention. That one ball looks to have significant swelling. Or the other one has collapsed. Either way, get help.

This is so old. Like, at least 7 or 8 years.

@ #9 Didn't you ever see Purple Rain?? Prince had a guitar that did spew out of the head stock....

Actually about a decade old now, Ed Roman's had it on his site since he started the thing.

Ghey. I wouldn't want to own, use or even be around one of these things for obvious reasons - the bacon cheese roll

I hope these designs weren't to scale of someone's ACTUAL penis... that would disturbing + unfortunate...

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is almost definately similar to a scene in the movie Tender Dracula where a drunken overdubbed make up artist and a drunk french actress move into a big old apartment building. They try to have a baby while the drunk french actress drinks mint chocolate chip ice cream milkshakes which are given to them by their new neighbours, Dracula and his resurrected man-servant's ex wife who is now Dracula's wife.
After nine months, the drunk french actress plops out a chilli dog and joins the building's sewing club.

It's about 20 years too late for Eddie Van Halen and his guitar masturbation.

This doesn't get me as hot and bothered as it would've a year ago. Penis shaped merchandise just isn't edgy anymore.

tried to order and it's now listed as sold out. Somebody named R.Seacrest put in an order for 2500 of these things and the sales rep said they're pretty much blue balled until next spring.

ooooooolllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddd

Mexican singer Alex Lora has a guitar that gives you the finger. That's not it though, whenever he simulates masturbating it, a liquid of some sort comes out from where strings are attached. I'm too busy, to look for a youtube video right now. It does exist though.

well, perhaps lazy rather than busy.

This just literalises a well-established metaphor.

Huh. Looks cut. So, does it only play klezmer music?

I must have this thing... I can use it to make up for my... Nevermind.

Ed Roman is a lowlife scheister. Beware!

WOW THEY MODELED THIS AFTER MY COCK! except for they made it a lot smaller!!!

i dont mean to be rude but do you remember in superbad, when they said "lets rock out with our c*cks out I think they where thinking about this....

OK Photoshoped or not old or not. How cool would have been for the girls backing up Robert Palmers "Adictted to Love" to have been playing this kinna guitar.

@ 19

one of Geekologies rules is don't imitate Daisy

so suck itt