Jan 21 2009Guy Makes Portal Gun, I Plan To Steal It
Holy crap somebody went and made the gun from Portal. I have absolutely no shame in telling you all I am going to steal the device, and then use it to rob a bank and escape the po-po.
Developed by Aperture Science, this Handheld Portal Device is an extremely limited edition (dare I say, one of a kind?) portal generator. Illuminated with blue ad orange LEDs, the entire gun runs off of only one 9V battery and needs no ammunition.
*donning pantyhose mask* See you in a bit!
UPDATE: HOLY SHIT I'VE GOT IT! I even managed to escape without detection, so I don't even know if the thing works yet. *pointing at bedroom wall* Well, here goes nothing! *PEW* OH MY GOD IT WORKS! Aaaaand there's my sister. Aaaaand she's naked. Quick, portal me in the eyes!
Hit the jump for a couple more views.
A Real Portal Gun (Well, Sort Of) [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Dr.Known - January 21, 2009 5:08 PM
OOh I soo want one!
GW, FTW
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2. fred - January 21, 2009 5:08 PM
first!
3. fred - January 21, 2009 5:09 PM
dang it
4. yumwaffles - January 21, 2009 5:10 PM
I want. I want VERY bad.
5. Thumperchica - January 21, 2009 5:13 PM
This thing looks like a future version of ...
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/oh_my_god_a_new_sex_toy_thingy.php
Hrm... loose interp. of "portal" if you ask me...
6. Dr.Known - January 21, 2009 5:14 PM
Fred fred fred..... EPICFAIL now go sit back down.
I sure hope GW's sister is hot after that sneaky peaky otherwise the next post might be somewhere along the lines of something like this http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj10/kmartinez65/527706818_9ad9b22ec5.jpg
7. Dr Known's Lover - January 21, 2009 5:15 PM
Dr Known, you are too cool. You win first without a mention and then remind Fred in the coolest way of his fail. I want to have your babies.
8. John - January 21, 2009 5:16 PM
I wanna see Geekologie Writer's sister naked.
9. Ollie Williams - January 21, 2009 5:17 PM
I want to see the GW's sister naked.
10. Dr.Known - January 21, 2009 5:20 PM
#7 Since being indoctrinated, the doctor is in.
#8 & #9 Count one more vote from me.
Never Back Down
11. Stijn Spijker - January 21, 2009 5:25 PM
Forget GW's sister! Sexy time with the portal gun! This could be a whole other genre of pornography!
12. Moose Knuckle - January 21, 2009 5:27 PM
Perfect valentine's day gift...
13. Justin - January 21, 2009 5:41 PM
I'd want one but for some reason Portal really freaks my wife out so just bringing that in the house would probably get me killed
14. LSDiesel - January 21, 2009 5:47 PM
That is one good-looking replica. Did we decide that it actually worked or no?
15. buzz_clik - January 21, 2009 5:59 PM
Slicker than an eel covered in diarrhea.
16. no.sense - January 21, 2009 6:10 PM
A toaster, A toaster.....
Is not like a coaster.....
When you're running fast, thinking about the past......
Try not to boaster, about your shitty toaster.
17. Dr.Known - January 21, 2009 6:11 PM
:)
18. Adam - January 21, 2009 6:18 PM
Gotta go with #11 on this one, find a really narrow hallway, shoot a portal on to opposite walls, put a chick halfway through, set up webcam, make millions!
19. RandomNigel - January 21, 2009 6:23 PM
Want.
20. Dr Known's Lover - January 21, 2009 6:29 PM
I am GW's sister
21. TochiroV - January 21, 2009 6:41 PM
Rule 34 strikes again...
22. Daisy - January 21, 2009 7:06 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where Max and Baja are on the moped going to Del Tacos. Pat Sajack is hiding in a cardboard box to surprise the unsuspecting pair, but as they approach the cardboard, BAja whips out her ASHPD creating a path through the box, that doesn't go into the box. They drive through it and confuse Pat so much he forgets to steal the moped, and instead decides to take more drugs.
23. Thisgirl! - January 21, 2009 7:25 PM
can i borrow this for a few hours???
24. teh drunk - January 21, 2009 7:30 PM
tTHIHS THIING FUKCNIn *BLLLEEEAACH ssFUKING RULES LIEK IN thE SPACE mOVEISSS BITCHAAAHHS
25. Anita Bath - January 21, 2009 7:49 PM
@known: what the hell is that photobucket thing? Is that the giant inflatable turd that crashed into that primary school?
26. Dani - January 21, 2009 7:58 PM
want want want want want
and....
f*** OFF DAISY YOU f***ING f*** THE f***ING PORTAL GUN IS f***ING AWESOME DON'T YOU f***ING DARE TRY AND DESE-f***ING-CRATE IT.
You f***.
Sorry, I needed that.
27. SmellyJelly - January 21, 2009 8:10 PM
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
28. Dr.Known - January 21, 2009 9:12 PM
#25 I think it is a giant turd yeah heheh, not sure wtf it's all about but it seemed to fit the point I was making at the time. Hail min.... Hail giant floating turds!
never
back
down
29. c45 - January 21, 2009 9:19 PM
if that guy had used a CRT thing for the gun... wouldnt he have been able to maybe project an image of a portal on the wall and stuff... ?
30. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - January 21, 2009 9:44 PM
GW, that wasn't your sister, that was you in the mirror with your dinky tucked between your legs.
31. Anna Smith - January 21, 2009 10:31 PM
This gadget sure looks cool and funky :)
32. gizmoduck - January 22, 2009 12:11 AM
cannot destroy a lycan
33. Tw1sted - January 22, 2009 3:33 AM
Uh. That's not how the portal gun works...
34. gimMe - January 22, 2009 4:21 AM
I need that sooo badly.... anyone got spare pantyhose?? omfg *droooool*
35. IneedPics - January 22, 2009 5:01 AM
hmm pics or it didnt happen. Talking about the naked G'writer's sister
36. Anita Bath - January 22, 2009 8:11 AM
35: Not the naked GW's sister, but the GW's naked sister. BIG difference, lemme tell you…
37. IneedPics - January 22, 2009 9:10 AM
@36
Thanks,typos.i dont need to see no penis.
Bring on the Vagina
38. Ms. + - January 22, 2009 2:01 PM
:O!
C:
39. Brayden - January 22, 2009 10:05 PM
OHMYGODINEEDITRIGHTNOW
40. axel - January 23, 2009 7:08 PM
wow that looks really like the portal gun in the game LOOK AT IT ITS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF THE GAME!
41. kuzco3d - January 24, 2009 8:11 PM
why wasnt links master sword featured on here??
42. jerk off - January 27, 2009 1:58 PM
hey this sucks hard... it should came with the girl you f***ers
xD
43. Milkman - January 29, 2009 4:43 PM
What the f*** is this thing, it looks like a shitty camera.
44. AAA - January 30, 2009 4:56 AM
I WANT IT! AND I WANT THE CAKE!!! PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45. jazzman - February 2, 2009 1:30 PM
Ummm... so what does it do???
46. Entertainmart - February 2, 2009 7:33 PM
Shoot it at ur mommas stomach and ull be born all over again XÞ
47. sdfgh - March 19, 2009 1:25 PM
that would make a cool web cam... just saying... i'd buy one
48. mr happy - June 7, 2009 1:30 AM
If you made more of those... you could sell them for like enough cash to kill a moose. And then you could use that money to make more... and I would buy one. Only problem is that would take forever to make more of your amazingly realistic portal guns and VALVe would probably not like you for breaking some patent law. Anyways, whether that is a real fake portal gun of if that is a computer generated picture I do not care, for it is completely amazing either way, and you should get some kind of honorary promotion.
49. molly - August 25, 2009 4:24 PM
gimme!
seriously, where can i bug? D;