Jan 5 2009Geekologie Writer's Junk Spotted On G-Maps

Happy monday everyone....

You're welcome GW - he asked me to set this up so he'd get more phone calls from the chicks that live by him

What a dick.

hi everybody

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks classy. Nice digs!

Notice the street to the upper right leading to the stadium is Shaft Road. Awesome.

i can't see anything......
i guess i don't know how to use google maps....

oh well

PEW PEW PEW

Giz you don't see the giant penis on the field?

I took a container of gasoline and drew that wiener on the grass 3 days before the pep rally, so the dead grass from the gas would be completely visible from spaaaaaace and the bleachers for the weekend event

giggidy giggidy JACKPOT!

I thought the Geekologie writer was talking about the giant turd racetrack running straight down the middle of the field...I was way off!
Hey Daisy where is the FAKE! comment?
Yeah, I have a vendetta against Daisy.

First person to say it is fake is a COCK!

...and that is official

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was guarding the prisoners and the official with the speech impediment was asking about whether Nortius Maximus was stationed there. Max thought this was a joke name like biggus dickus, aho turned out to be great friend of the official's in Rome. Max ended up going to gladiator school, and the crowd later demanded the release of Woger and then Wodewick.

oooooooo

i see.
i was looking for you're actual junk.
sorry. perverted

well done

hehehehe

you were drunk when you did this?

thats impressive.

next time, shot for dickbutt.

cute little guy

That was almost a haiku giz, still poetic though

Now it's a haiku (but what's a dickbutt?):

that is impressive

next time, shoot for a dickbutt

a cute little guy

thats where i used to live, in hazleton PA. that's so weird

Duuude go get that checked out.

Bwahahahaha!

FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. That image burned into the field is just so wrong.

This is exactly like that time when Al Bundy scored a touchdown for Polk High and the opposing team plotted revenge against their bitter rivals. They decided to dump gasoline all over the field of Polk High and set the thing ablaze while the band was celebrating the win. Their plan never came to fruition, though, since there was a sale at the shoe store and the town all couldn't resist, ironically.

I go to a school in Central PA near Hazelton, where this picture was taken. I knew about this picture well in advance of it being put here on geekologie. The story is that some kids took weed killer and put it on the field, at perfect timing so that it was captured by the Google Earth cameras... I never saw it in real life, but it's not photoshop. It really is the Google Earth view from above hazelton, at that particular moment.

it's a little green
you may wanna have that checked

And upon checking, this is only 2 hours from my house!

HAHA the road to the right of it is called Shaft Rd.

Text Book Penis.

The main road to the right is called Shaft Road!!
Love it!

Hazelton is about 30 minutes from my house, I'll take a drive out tomorrow and check it out!

Sweet, is that an auto junkyard? Got a '65 Mercury back there :D

The intersection of N Cedar and Shaft. Deee-licious.

anyone notice it's located right off of shaft road?

One ball is bigger than the other :o