Jan 26 2009FunSlides: Damn You And Your Spaceage Plastic, Where Were You When I Was A Kid?

I used a cardboard box as a kid. Parents are spoiling their children with this stupid crap.

wayyyy lameeee

but at least the announcer is so excited about it

FIRST

Wohoo!!

Top 5!!

Hahahahaha the 0:36 had me laughing so hard, hahahahahahahaha!!!

Even your dog can FunSlide!!! ...maybe not.

the girl at*

Best line:

"Bonus footage of pro and semi-pro fun sliders..."

Man, I'm getting these for my kids and lets hope they go pro.

* I like to fun slide on your mom's carpet.*

Ooh that is so exciting. I don't look like a fag anymore because this stuff is awesome. I can slide all day and not having my parents scream at me. Ooh...

I can just imagine the static shock those kids are gonna get. Specially in the winter.

Usually, I don't really pick on kids. But if I do see any kid playing these stuff, I'm gonna steal it from them.

Ah, another contraption that is sure increase the number of kids who come into the emergency room. Well, I guess as long these things stay in the house, I don't care. I'm just tired of having kids nearly run into me at the store because of those awful "Heelys" that only the most retarded of parents buy.

@ 9
The static shock doesn't work because of the SUPER SMOOTH PLASTIC that doesnt conduct electricity.

Anyways this looks a bit dangerous. You can fall and smash your face into a sharp table.

There are going to be SO MANY LAWSUITS

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max gets banned from singles figure skating, and later figures out his ban doesn't cover pairs skating and comes back with a partner.

hahaha
"you can fun slide across the house...then Back!
but you walk down the stairs"

is that their legal teams desperate attempt to avoid the thousands of law suits coming from parents of crippled kids?
i hope so
see you on local news, funslide

eeeh it's training for fruit bootin (inline skating) or for owning a pair of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o091EpFTVn0

LOL, the only house i know with that much carpet is my grandmas house, but its full of antiquites, shit i bet if i try those there all my savings will be gonne,

even comes with a dvd with tips from pro and semi-pro funsliders?!

I like turtles.

Who is *your* favorite pro-funslider?

i about died when i saw this commercial on tv. they're just furniture sliders with velcro attached!

hmmm. i don't know how i feel about this.

it makes me feel like that stupid lesbo that wants to attack you in double dragon.

LAME

#11 Do your socks conduct electricity? No, so why would these be any different?

i used a sleeping bag down the stairs. that shit was slick!

@21 Please don't attack, I'll will be forced to defend myself with a reverse elbow followed by a jump kick.

scooby doo??!!!?!!!!?!?!?!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula wears some frictionless shoes and after taking a step slides forever.
At the end of infinity he ponders the age old question of what rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbour's dog.

This is OLD....I am sorry but the standards seem to be dropping. This has even been on geekologie before. Check out the link to the Geekologie post back in May 16, 2007.

http://www.geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?search=carpet+slide&IncludeBlogs=&IncludeBlogs=1&x=0&y=0

Damn, all my floors are laminated wood! If I knew these were coming out. Dammmmmmn. That's ruined my day : (

Anyone play Curling? Aren't these just the sliders you wear on the ice.

Anyways, agree with the mucho injury potential, but that won't stop me from trying to go pro.

Did I hear correctly?

"More fun than sex on a polished floor" ???

hmm i feel like i tried something similar as a child with knee-pads and getting a concussion...

this is for the douches that got too cool for soap shoeing and Heelies.

Wow that was lame, why did i watch it all :(

I used to do that as a kid but with tissue boxes on my feet

I hope the Slide accidents will be as fun to watch as the Wii accidents. I hope theese kids end up in Whacked Out Sports!

Lame :o\

To all of you who are hoping for injury lawsuits- wtf?
Kids are supposed to do stupid things, and collect a few scars in the process, why should there be a lawsuit? I saw nothing in that lame commercial advocating sliding down the banister, jumping over your sister's head and out the front door - but I'm willing to bet someone will do it... then sue the company for creating the "shoes"?
These look like fun for a kid.

I wonder how long before they are sued by the Furniture Glider people, and the "hook & loop strap" people, and the parents, and the landlord, and my mom.

yea-yuh~~~ now you can crack your skull open at home and have your parents watch you get crippled live

@36. Thumperchica - I fully agree with you, it's pathetic how everyone is so quick to jump to suing for things like this. Grow some f***ing balls, stop crying about everything, and take responsibility for your own actions, you pathetic f***tards.

Oh, btw, did anyone else watch 0:36 7-8 times like I did?

They've had these for YEARS... to move furniture.

"Fun slide around tables and chairs"

So many lawsuits just waiting to happen.

@39. You're preaching to the wrong choir.
It's not that are looking for an excuse to file a lawsuit at a drop of the hat. It's that we KNOW FOR A FACT that stupid people WILL become paraplegic and demand compensation as a result of their stupidity.

Okay, share time! As a kid of about 5 or so, my sister and I were playing. It was Thanksgiving, we were at my uncle's house. in the far corner of his office was a glass chandelier he was planning to hang the next day. In the middle of the room there was an office chair. the chair spun and was on rollers... See where this is about to go?
So I am in the chair, spinning, when suddenly my ass launches out of the chair and lands on the chandelier, ripping my shin into shredded bits of skin and muscle ribbons. I got to hang out in the ER the rest of the night and got a few dozen stitches.
Guess what? My mom didn't sue ANYONE. She told me she would've whipped my ass for breaking the chandelier if I hadn't been in so much pain from my leg being ripped open...
BTW- whole thing got caught on tape, and now, every Turkey day during the Post game, my uncle plays the damned tape. I should sue him...

@43 you WIN at LIFE want a cookie? He should play that for the rest of your life.

@43. Thumperchica - I would like to thank your mother for not being a f***tard and realizing that you uncle was in no way responsible for your stupidity. If more people were like you and your mother this world would be more awethumb.

45- Yeah that was a fun f***tarded moment... The scar is pretty Awethumb. wiilly wiilly awethumb. It looks like a backwards J...
44- no cookie needed, just using my own stupid moment to make the point that kids do dumb shit and there is no need to get all lawsuit happy over it.

pro and semi-pro funsliders?

I've owned a pair of these for well over a year...

@ 0:36
FUUUUNN SLIDESSS!!!
bwahahahahahaha

i have a pair too...they're called socks

screw these. Nothing is better than the old real-estate sign sled on a grassy hill. Or a plastic fish crate if your a real pro.

When I was little, I used a laundry basket on the wooden staircase and nearly broke my f***ing skull.

I will be purchasing these, for now my parents have carpeted stairs and have a date with destiny.

ZOOMZOOMZOOM

uhm, take plastic rub it on carpet real fast and then touch a door knob. kawamo!! electric shock. surprised no one mentioned this yet...

I smell CARPET BURN.

@ 22
Well for starters, im pretty sure not all socks are good conductors. I'm thinking it is wool socks that will conduct and shock someone if you touch them after storing some electricity up. Other socks won't conduct as well and anyways plastic can barely conduct electricity. What more is there to say?

Well anyways I'm pretty sure the people who made this crap probably would at least make sure it wouldn't conduct electricity well.

More fun than socks on a polish wood floor? IMPOSSIBLE, I say, IMPOSSIBLE!!

It's amazing what crap you americans buy. Maybe you buy this crap because deep inside, you are crap yourselves.

I never knew there were professional fun sliders.

You know, somebody is going to get rich off of this. That pisses me off.
I was putting pledge on the damn funiture the other day, and it made my socks "FUN SLIDERS"
Chalk up another one to a product I never developed

I used a Sled and got a running start down the stairs leading out of the 2nd story of the appartment complex i was living in. (man did ower Neighbors
hate me)

Four words...
Ball In A Cup.

oh god....
we all no thats gonna end in tears!
some kid is going to try sliding down the stairs and fall and break their tiny little necks....
if they were to film it, they could get a lot of hits on youtube....

sooooooooooooooooooooooo
lame