Jan 11 2009Crystal Covered Mercedes Is A Piece Of Crap

"...at the recent Tokyo Auto Salon 2009 in Makuhari Messe, China "

They held the Toyko Auto Salon in China ????

ichiban !!!!

2nd!

and I spelt Tokyo wrong too, dont I feel like a fool....the shame..

Umm why would I stick crystals between my ass cheeks when a dick feels soo much better. I love taking it in the back of cars in grocery store parking lots. People driving by all wide eyed, you know they're wishing they could getting some of this ass too.

jon is a homo. F***ing bitch.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula covered his carriage with crystal meth. When he pulled up to his castle and turned off the pneumatic suspension, he found two dozen hippys with their legs crushed beneath his carriage still licking at the bodywork.

NO FAKE DAISIES!!!!!

What people do noadays...

Wohoo!
Im in top 10!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete meth lab job gone wrong. You can tell its a fake because the crystals are all wrong.
Wow, another flop...just like the Sharpie Lamborghini they're still trying to sell in Miami..
Where's Liberace...he'd buy it..how ghay!

I dont care what anyone says; i want it.

even more so then the chrome bugatti.

Im pretty sure this car is only appealing to strippers who share its name. Crystal Mercedes, oh and their pimps.

im stealing first. oh and i want daisy. hard.

i also find it a little over the top and
@12 me too all night then tomorrow i will wake up to find her in my kitchen nude but with del taco then again all that day then all night in the crystal mercadies

hope you dont find me creepy lol

HA take that bill gates.....

@ 13 we should discuss kinky stuff we want to do to daisy sometime.

#12 & #13: I'm in the fan club too but Daisy isn't a female

Never BACK DOWN!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was looking for Pat Sajack to get his Moped back. Pat was known to freqent basements and sheds in the neighborhood, so Max snuck from house to house in his cardboard box trying to smell crystal meth and bacon.

When he finally found him it was at Baja's house. He bust into the garage thinking he was going to put the smackdown on Pat, and all of Max's friends were there and also Chip Foose who overhauled the Moped, and made it look almost cool.

Never Back Down surely is a loooooooong movie with a very complicated plot. I don't think I want to watch it.

@15, how can you be sure?

Not that I wouldn't go gay for Daisy, of course. But this wedding cake I pre-ordered has a man and a woman on top, not 2 dudes. And I can't pay for another because I exhausted my bank account ordering flowers* and candy for every Daisy in North America, knowing that my sweetheart was amongst them. Or so I thought. =(

*A bouquet arrangement with daisies, of course. Aren't I just sweet enough to give you a toothache?

+ Spam artist's post was hilarious today, and Flava Flav is going to buy this car.

I like it? When I saw the title of the post I thought it would look like the inbred lovechild of a disco ball and your mom, but the end result is actually (at least in this picture, who knows what it looks like in person) pretty. Audacious and borderline tasteless, but still pretty.

i suddenly find myself wanting to steal something from whoever owns that car

#19: Damn man I feel for you.

I can't foresee what I'd do in a situation like yours, you really went all out especially with the Dasies..... nice touch! You sure you can't get another plastic dude on eBay for the top of the cake?? With all the thought you did put into this, I just might go gay for you... I'd def go gay for Daisy though, for a week or 2 maybe

NBD

im already bi, so. daisy i need a cell number from you!!!!!

friggin queers are always backing down over each others junk.

I feel so dirty.

@14 deffinetly

Did you know Pat Sajak has his own f***in website? I don't use links with my name generally but go ahead and click on it to see the proof bitches!

He uses his image from Wheel of Fortune as a cover (just like the movie Barber Shop) to run his stolen f***in mopeds in rural areas that run Del Taco promotions. He's also addicted to drugs, and has a bad habit of getting himself into trouble through misadventures in attempts to score. It's completely true AND THANKS TO DAISY MY HERO I wouldn't be aware of it if it weren't for the never back down posts exposing all the lies and scandals

Who's going to the bar tonight, it's still early? NBD!

^ ^ ^

P.S - the abovelisted link has secret properties even David Blaine can't figure out. Can you find a way to enter Pat Sajak's secret stolen moped underground?

(The S3MU is soo underground you can't even google it!)

NBD

Crap or not, something I would like to have. Though diamonds are a girls best friend, crystal is sometimes better.

Were there people falling over, blinded? One can only hope.

ahh..... the things i would do to thumpechicca in the back of this classy ass ride! that damn thing would need new showck when I get done!

remember when these images, used to be called, money can't buy class. remember! sigh........................

Wow, useless bling... and after everyone is done banging Daisy in the backseat, it will be herpes infested - perhaps the car will belong to Paris Hilton? A match made in herpesheaven.

Hey guys, Daisy is clinically retarded... but those tities aint! lets get it on.

Oh, ostentatious!

This looks just like what my neighbor made her grandmother wear to the funeral (in her casket). And she wore a broach and matching earrings.

This isn't fake, I saw two of these at the Osaka Auto Messe side by side.

Also, It should have been Chiba, not China :)

THAT IS SO HOT

That benz would cost about 70-100 million Yen if it were commercially available but only some crazy rich dude would buy it.
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/luxury-crystal-benz-wows-at-the-tokyo-auto-salon-2009/