Crystal Covered Mercedes Is A Piece Of Crap

This is a picture of a Mercedes Benz that's been Bedazzled. It's a "customized Mercedes-Benz SL600, Luxury Crystal Benz, studded with 300,000 Swarovski crystal glass." It was on display at the recent Tokyo Auto Salon 2009 by auto-modder Garson/D.A.D. Oh, did I mention it's a monster piece of gaudy crap? It's true. Fun fact: if you squeeze a Swarovski crystal between your buttcheeks hard enough it turns into pain. Neat!

Luxury Crystal Benz at Tokyo Auto Salon 2009 [chinaview]

Thanks to Flash, who drives a moondust Bentley, but only on Sundays to and from church.

• 1:18 Scale Gold And Diamond Bugatti Veyron Nearly Twice As Expensive As The Actual Car

  June 16, 2010

  You're looking at a 1:18 scale Bugatti Veyron made out of gold, platinum and diamonds. It costs $3 million. *shooting beer out my nose* Wait, what?! The world's most Luxurious and expensive model car. This unique project was a fusion between Robert Gulpen of Munich & Stuart... / Continue →
• No, Wrong, No: $32,000 Golden Computers

  August 9, 2009

  I don't care if a computer can run a real-time simulation of the Big Bang while playing Crysis at the highest settings and rendering a HD home movie you made of the neighbor's dog humping a stray cat, it shouldn't cost $32,000. Gaiser High End Design PCs range from $7,820 to ... / Continue →
• Hover Scooter Is Wicked Freaking Uncool

  October 20, 2008

  Haha, so I haven't left New Orleans. And you know what? I might not. One of the awesomest parts of being king of the interweb is being able to work from any seedy, gin-soaked, smoke-filled bar with Wi-Fi that you want. So I'm at a coffee shop. And I want this freaking hove... / Continue →