Jan 31 2009Cheers To You!: Sadly Not A Drinking Game

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that one guy was really into it, and what the hell are you supposed to do with those puzzle pieces?

That's really pathetic but I want it. And those puzzle pieces will complete me. I hage exactly 3 complimentary holes in my lungs.

BTW, Sharpies gay.

In the top 5!

Also, the first one isnt worth much.

The second one, give me two.

lol this looks like something from Tim and Eric awesome show great job on [AS]

People cheer at me like that wherever I go anyway. It would be a waste of money to buy this as I am supremely confident and happy in myself.

Hoooooray for you!

the second one was hysterical

I feel better already!

but, what I really want to know is, Where does it 'normally sell' for $35?

DUUUUUUMB!

You can dooo etttttt!!

I'm now even more depressed then I was before I watched that.

Maybe its just the fact that I'm once again sitting home alone on a saturday night and over thinking this but isn't it awfully sad that the puzzle pieces don't fit into anything? I mean, they don't even fit into each other to make something worth looking at. Where is the picture with the end result? Nowhere, so its not really a puzzle now is it. It's all just a big lie, like my life. The puzzle would still be complete with out me. Hell, it'd be complete with out you. And by you, I mean all of you.

im still fat

^I'm sorry :/

imagine listening to that during sex XD

Is this... a serious commercial!?

"Thank you for calling "Cheers to You", unfortunately we are completely out of stock of both of our copies of "Cheers to You". If you are still interested on a simple fix to your obvious mental health issues, please press #2 for our special "Revolver with an Single Bullet" combo pack! And, if you act now, you get a free tarp to put down so your landlord won't have such a big mess to clean!"

oops *a single bullet

@17: You're slipping, buddy…

16- Read my mind.

How sad is it, if you're calling to order and you realize your self esteem is SO low that you're ordering a cheering section? Would that be the point when you drice your POS van off a cliff, land safely, and realize you suck soooo bad, you can't even kill yourself properly? OK, this is sad... I'm not, so I'm outta here.

Also, The title of the post made me realize - I've only ever played, like, one drinking game my entire life... I should change that.

wait... 3 small pieces of metal with some crap engraved on it and a cd with a bunch of fake cheering noises and some retard encouraging you is $35?

LMAO this is classic XD

GET ME A DOZEN SO I CAN MAIL IT TO THE REST OF MY LOSER DEGENERATE FAMILY!!!

just kidding

no wait, i wish i was kidding ;_;

@18: Yeah, I know...I need to stop posting right when I wake up, brain's not fully engaged yet.

This really reminds me of the motivational program in Requiem For A Dream.

first jerry springer now this.. where is this world going?

O MY GOD LOL the second video!!!!!!!!

whats the funniest part?

"AND REMEMBER "YOU"RE BETTER OFF DEADDDDDDDDDDDDD"

that had me cracking up so bad, those lyrics for encouragement, HAHA

More Motivational thoughts, courtesy Mr. Jack Handy:

"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges."

"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming."

"Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling."

"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

"If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now."

"Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door."

"It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs."

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Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions' and it you got a different 'impression' so what, can't we all be brothers?"

"If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen.""

"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition."

"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. "

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bewcause the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where max kidnaps Jerry Lewis so he can do a comedy routine on the tonight show. Later when he gets out of jail for kidnapping he gets a career in comedy.

Oh my God! It was featured on the Ellen Degeneres Show?! That's enough reason to buy it right there!

Sweet Top 30, Soon number 1 will be MiNe... Pew Pew

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the website Geekologie where Daisy wouldnt stop making lame never back down jokes and caused the admins to remove the comments section so that she couldnt make annoying spam comments again!!!!!

LOL, listening to this during sex.

WHY?, oh >>32. maybe that's why.

"You are a super-sensitive man who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you."