Jan 10 2009Blue Screen Of Lust: Real Computer Pron
This is a video of some computer porn. Like computer porn in the truest sense: computer parts getting it on with one another. It really didn't do much for me, but that's probably because it's super softcore compared to a lot of the other stuff I've seen. Haha, you know what I'm talking about -- that real quadcore shit.
Thanks to Nick, who claims he doesn't find this sort of thing titillating. He's a liar.
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Reader Comments
1. HTTHRE - January 10, 2009 1:50 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Bubba Gump - January 10, 2009 2:09 PM
lolllzz the ending is most DeF. the best
3. Daisy - January 10, 2009 2:16 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max gets a job as the night watchman in a museum. When everyone goes home, all the exhibits come to life. He spends all his time chasing them around, and not masturbating like a normal night watchman.
4. TN11 - January 10, 2009 2:23 PM
damn... i'm one of the first... wow
5. known - January 10, 2009 2:26 PM
I CAME TWICE!!!!! Once because of the video & the second time because of weekend posts
NBD
6. Tricky Ricky - January 10, 2009 2:29 PM
Typical porno...No PLOT !!
7. Spam Artist - January 10, 2009 2:50 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is a carbon copy of a scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula, the two drunk french actresses and the two overdubbed make up artists go looking for one eyed willy's treasure. One of the overdubbed make up artists is captured and makes friends with a resurrected man-servant who wears a superman t-shirt.
Baaaby Ruth Ruth Ruth baaaby ruth!
8. Elmo - January 10, 2009 3:13 PM
alright.
9. hanenbro - January 10, 2009 4:38 PM
A better ending might have been a floppy disk/drive morphing into an HDD.
10. hugegirl - January 10, 2009 6:08 PM
I don't understand this movie. There is no way a computer could be in a gang bang. This has to be totally fake.
11. Mcfeely Smackup - January 10, 2009 7:23 PM
Slot 1 gang bang? how f***ing old is this video?
A Pentium Pro is called an "old geezer", but a 10 year old slot is cool? that's about 85 years old in PC porn years.
12. James Henry - January 11, 2009 12:54 AM
Well I just got my ass pounded in by two guys from the frat. I'm sitting in a pool of cum rite now. If I show them this video think they'll go for round 4?
13. Lee Harless - January 11, 2009 1:48 AM
Jon, call me. I'm worried about your soul.
14. gizmoduck - January 11, 2009 2:05 AM
NBD
15. Dr. Death - January 11, 2009 2:21 AM
well isnt that interesting
i was wondering why there were funny stains in my computer case
16. Dr. Death - January 11, 2009 2:24 AM
i dont like james
its in no way relevant
this site is for geeks not what james is into
17. Dr. Death - January 11, 2009 2:25 AM
pron
18. James H - January 11, 2009 3:36 AM
@Dr Death, what are you talking about?
Geeks are soo freaky, they love giving me facials and snowballing. Sometimes after getting dug out for a few hours and they've cum, I'll fart out it back out and they lick it up and feed it to me! Its from watchin all that pr0n, they become freaks
@Lee, sure. You on the chatline?
19. Dr. Death - January 11, 2009 3:47 AM
@18
not any geek iv ever met
and to be honest i dont want to meet any geeky bum jugglers
20. haha - January 11, 2009 9:27 AM
expected to be funnier
21. Thumperchica - January 11, 2009 5:51 PM
It must be pr0n weekend here on geekologie...
22. pyr4ted4ve - January 12, 2009 4:33 PM
this turns my 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard drive
23. Ad - January 12, 2009 7:47 PM
@pyr4ted4ve:
Beaten @ 9
24. bob - November 2, 2009 8:28 PM
LAST!