Jan 4 2009The Bigger The Better: Artist Makes Fat Cars

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If only that fat troll at the office would drive one of these, I could believe in God.

its bad enough fat people are always in my way everywhere i go, but now they will take over the roads with their fat cars.

f***

GW, how is this "good looking", or "sexy", or any of those other misleading tags?

I guess this might be appealing to chubby-chasers. I think it's f***ing disgusting...

sticky grenade all of those

more cushion for the pushin?

fat corvette; here i come!!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja built a car that talked, and could drive itself, and Max went around solving crimes with the help of the car.

First two after the jump were HURF-worthy.
gross.

At least now the cars would look like their owners... Double chinned douchebag in convertible now passing...

Uhhh Muhh God! I *love* fat cars!

"You are what you drive...now quick to the Fattiemobile!"

God this is terrible. Just what fat, ignorant people need - fat cars to haul their fat asses around from burger king to the old country buffet before they go to the grocery store in one of those 'fat people haulers' aka the celluite cart and buy more food.

#4 #5 and #6 - totally agree.

Daisy - keep em comin :)

if you run into a wall, will you bounce off?

fat cars... just as ugly as the people.

is it wrong that I am falling in love with daisy?

SOMEONE SLAP ME.

O.O MY EYES! OH MY GOD! Well that sure killed the mood i was in if you get my drift.

*slap* snap out of it chimp *slap*

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is a teleported copy of a scene from the movie Tender Dracula. Dracula, his resurrected man-servant and his ex-wife who is now Dracula's wife, two drunken overdubbed french make up artists and two french actresses with perms are all actors in a popular sci fi series.
They are mistaken for real space heroes by some aliens and are abducted so that they can save the day.
They all wear silver jump suits and prove that although they are all washed up actors, they can still fight space battles.

All those cars have diabetes

the first one is way fake

@20 yea it is.

Although it's really funny imagining it trying to go over a speed bump.

Whenever I eat KFC my shit comes out sooo huge. Whenever I had to take a dump my dick would get rock and precum. That must be what it feels like to take 8 inches of man meat. Well it did help out alot, now my hole is very elastic and the guys who respond to my craigslist ads love it. Anything under 9" I can take like a pro.

Oh, the point of my last post was fat people must take big dumps. I don't think that was obvious.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja built a car that talked, and could drive itself, and Max went around solving crimes with the help of the car.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is a teleported copy of a scene from the movie Tender Dracula. Dracula, his resurrected man-servant and his ex-wife who is now Dracula's wife, two drunken overdubbed french make up artists and two french actresses with perms are all actors in a popular sci fi series.
They are mistaken for real space heroes by some aliens and are abducted so that they can save the day.
They all wear silver jump suits and prove that although they are all washed up actors, they can still fight space battles.

All those cars have no ground clearance it would never work.

Am I the only dude that jacks off when he's taking a dump? It helps out cuz then when I'm getting my ass pounded I can buss without touching myself.

the Ferrari one remind me of the ending from akira, also the ginger kid who sat in front of me in class.

First one looks fat but the other 2 look like clouds.

Gx

i would love driving one of these, just like i like driving it into a fat chick...... hmmm, nice and juicy. Get over here Tumperchicca you sexy bitch!

I personally think that these look awesome. Bravo to the artist.

These cars remind me of the hosebag.

Before you disparage fat women, remember if she can't control her food appetites, she probably also can't control other appetites.

Holy shit! Daisy made a comment that had nothing to do with Never Back Down. It's a new day, friends. A day without Never Back Down!

Disgusting!

That's all I have to say...

sweet tumor cars

@30 - *cartman imitation* -I'm not fat! I'm just big boned!-

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@33 Douche McAllister - that was a fake Daisy. If you look, you'll see the shadows are all wrong. Total photoshop job.

These are some of the ugliest cars I have ever seen. Of course, I would rather drive one of these than ride a scooter from the scooter store for highway transportation! Also, I could not wait to read the comments because I knew Daisy, the Photoshop Cop, would make another generic comment. Anybody else agree with me on this? Daisy need to quite copying and pasting the same comment all the time! FAKE!

@32

Won't. Fattie *won't* control her appetite. She doesn't need your absolution; she needs your raw, seething hatred to help her realise what a pathetic waste of a human being she is.

@38 Damn you for ruining my dreams!

@37

i really wouldnt believe what that websites says. you cant hack xbox live with dodgy accounts, they will find out. half the firmware udpates are done to find morons who think they can get away with shit like that. but by all means try it see how long it takes for them to block you MAC address.

Well, if you ever got in a crash in one of those, all that marshmallow fluff in there would surely cushion the impact.

Assuming you could fit in the car, of course.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE GONNA BLOOOW!

I wanna compact, non-guzzlin' green fat car with a burgundy paint job & I want it NOW. I'm gonna look fine drivin thru the Bojangles drive thru.

to all the people that made fat jokes YOUR ALL AS FAT AS THE CARS

Last.

I read the site everyday, never commented, but gotta on this one. I digg thick chicks. Whole lotta fun, and lot less attitude. They aren't so wrapped up in meaningless shit. So if a chunky chick is fun, I bet these cars are a blast. And you know half the guys on here are going to get a Ferrari of the metal OR skin type anyway!

these gross me out

I too first thought that the red one was a Fuh-RAH-REE...after all, it's a red car.
But upon closer examination, it sure is one shiny paint job.
Must be Guards (read: God's) Red....from Stuttgart.
Naturally, it's a Porker...uh, I mean...Porsche.
Ferraris don't sweat like that.

WOOOOO!

BIG FAT LIAR

God, that is prolly 1 of teh most disgusting things ive ever seen......seriously

@50 - Priceless

Daisy Will you f***ing die already? Shit bitch I'm sick of your f***in posts!

@55 stfu

bleh! disgusting cars.

a fat car for a fat ass mother f***er

ALL YOU PEOPLE SUCK AT LIFE AND SEX
(DAISY)

wow this reminds me of tha one time i was nailing daisy in the butt.... hmm daisy loves buttsecks!!!! :-)

What have you people got against FAT anything? Isn't there enough space on earth for all of us, fat or small (be they cars or people). I believe there is, even for you narrow minded a-holes whose egos take up more room that any FAT person ever will... @40 : that comment was specially for you. I would hate to see what your pathetic life is like!!! What a pathetic waste of a human being YOU are.

those are actually pretty cool i mean ya they will probably get anoying but if there are only a few im personally ok with that.

f*** all of yall u are all big assholes andfor those fat people who get those cars.......if u can afford that than u can afford a GYM MEMBERSHIP!

These Cars are real, I saw them at an exhibition at Hamburg.
He also created a fat house and when you go inside, the house talks about life being fat. Oh and he bend cars http://www.balticmill.com/images/mmImages/exhibition/Erwin%20Wurm/wurmlongdetail217.jpg
Maybe he is more known for his "one-minute-sculptures" - use google.

wow that is one freaked out car. and i actually think it should go on speed channel give us a call

DUD THAT IS A AWSOME CAR ITS AWSOME

Ok for once...daisy might be right.....ITS F***IN PHOTOSHOPPED. THe last car is a ferrari no way in f***in hell would they allow fat people to drive their cars.

Goodness, when are morons going to stop associating fat with all evil in this world?

I wish the site owner would filter these comments.

As for the cars... well, it's art, and it's interesting, but it's also kind of gross. That might be what the artist intended.

BUT CAN YOU DRIVE IT??

You know even if they are fake I still think it's funny. Don't you guys have any sense of humor...maybe I just have a sick sense of humor.

why do fat people have to drive fat cars? god I am so confused. I don't understand what a fat car has to do with a fat person. The car is fat on the outside, not the inside. Oh.... just like a fat person.

First. do some freaking research before you go making claims that something is fake. Freaking internet flamers just wanna shoot off thier mouths thinking they are the all knowing authority on a subject. THESE ARE REAL CARS!!! I repeat REAL!! For gods sake google could of even showed you that but your to freaking lazy!!

Second, why is everyone getting so upset about these, i think your toyota prius is ugly, your riced out honda civic a freaking joke and any car produced after 1970 with a clasic name on it a freaking disgrace, but if its what you like go ahead, i'll stick to me 1969 CUDA.

As for these cars, they are art. i wouldn't drive one, but "to each thier own"

It work on recycled oil from restaurant... It's a little embarassing with the back fires and all...

How could you do that to a beautiful convertible ????

Ficou MARAAAAAA!!!!!

Muito loKooooooooo!!!!

its really ugly in my opinion

WOW -speachless- Those are some QUEER cars -that's my vocab. word 4 the day- P.S. I'm 12 yrs.

Queer means: Strange, Odd

It works with supersize gas

OMG the last is not a ferrari .. it's a f***ing porche...f***ing n00b STFU

awesome!

i love fat cars! but i bet no fat people would drive them cuz they dont want to b known as fat people in fat cars the only people that would drive that is a weird 20 year old mo;hawk kid with blue hair

#28 The ending of that movie was weird as hell.

And this? Just... wtf.

These cars looks just like me :))))) :P

what a piece of sh.it. which fool wud drive that crap?

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