Jan 26 2009Big Pimpin' Hyrule Style : Golden Zelda Bling

I'm a HUGE Zelda fan, but this is just dumb...

The disrespect....for shame.....for shame.....

Um, well... Thanks for finally showing us all what you look like GDub... w00tw00t whiteboy what?

The necklace is baller, the knuckles or whatever that is supposed to be is a little weak.

I have three words to say to this: spray paint.

uberdorkwear, this will abosutely get your ass kicked!

@6: Nasie, is jy 'n Afrikaner na my eie hart, of is jy 'n Nederlander?

Neither Anita Bath, it's nordic.

those better still be playable...or that beardo's head will roll!!

@8: A Norseman who speaks Afrikaans! The mind reels…

and whats with zelda 2??? if its not the original you arent an OG

Too bad I get to have sex with your mom every time you put on your dorkgear.
That makes me more gangsta than you punk.

"Say hello to my little junk!"

Umm, yeah... That didn't sound right.

Poser. You are using the second game. Real pimped geeks go for the golden first game

Is that a cry for help!?!?!?!?

gwad damnit. f*** that guy
f*** that idea.

now i'm pissed......
damnit

FALCON PUNCH

@16 - Nailed it. FP x 100.

that guy looks like my dad...in 1987

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja were making their way through the fire swamp, and Baja fell in quicksand and Max was able to save her by diving in after her, and using a vine to pull himself out. Later he was attacked by ROUS and Baja just stood there like an idiot not helping him fight it.

AHHH!!! IT'S ZELDA AGAIN!!!! I f***ING LOVE ZELDA!!!!!!!! But this stuff is SHIT!!!

The bad shit not the good.

#10 I don't actually I only speak bad english, but with you're residing in South Africa I can see where you'd get the idea.

@22: No offense meant, bud, your English is perfect—it's just that Naas is a very South African name (at least I thought so until tonight). You were able to read my message in Afrikaans, though?!

@15. I dont think Ive ever heard you so upset.

Meow

ok, so you like zlda.. give it a rest dude!

#23 None taken, and yeah I can be sneaky like that sometimes. I didn't know 'naas' was South African, but now you know the truth Anita Bath... well some of it anyways.

@24

yea. but that guy really sucks.

WHY would you want their to be photographic evidence of your nerdiness? Is this something you are actually proud of? WTF?

this bling also doubles as a magic celibacy medallion...

REAL

This is a complete masterpiece. you can tell this is real because the shadow's are all perfect.

This reminds of the movie never back down that max relized his parents gave him that name from a blowdryer and he wantss to change his name to george lopez but baja fresh never accepted it.

this isn't exactly like in the movie never back down. there was no quicksand that baja jumped into and max saved her with a vine. I rented that movie. it was pure bullshit. it was purer bullshit than the zipper flip flop shoes. this may be a photoshop job (you can tell because there is no one on this planet that could be as f***ing stupid as this idiot modeling this crap) there is no way in hell the movie never back down can have that many f***ing scenes about random shit.

Uhh, @31, Daisy is never wrong, considering Daisy IS the internet, manifesting itself into Never Back Down references. Let's be honest people, Daisy is the glue that binds us all.

Also, I bet this guy had no idea his gold jewelry was worth so much money! (only appropriate thread for a cash4gold reference i suppose)

He looks like a friggin hobo -.-

@33 - He is a hobo, by definition, he wears/carries around his junk. Is that an Ocarina of Time golden cartridge? Too bad he can't play, homeless=no TV. That's the worst thing about beeing homeless, you can't play Zelda.

hahahahaha this is great that my boy lex 1 he rolls w/ diwreak hit productions in south florida and i kno for a fact he will pull more hoes than any of u on this site wearing that dude has more swag in his finger than 3 of u haters...he wore it at a video shoot for "Different Over Here" shoot in mia btw all u takin shit are all a bunch of haters...go drink ur haterade .

Last!

Real last! (Untill another last...)

Did I miss a word @5?

PATHETIC!!!

Y'ALL ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!! IF ANYONE HERE IS OVER THE AGE OF 12 YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT THIS IS WHAT THOSE CARTRIDGES ORIGINALLY LOOKED LIKE HENCE: THE JOKE, WHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY. GET A LIFE AND STOP HATING.