Jan 9 2009New Presidential Limo Ready For Action Jan 20

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Remember the new presidential limo that Cadillac designed to be PEW PEW proof? Well it's been approved for use starting January 20th and is jam-packed with all kinds of exciting features like extra presidential blood (I'm not kidding) and 8-inch thick (me too, ladies) doors that weigh as much as a 757's cabin door. I thought it was funny the driver side window is the only one that goes down and even it only 3-inches (me too, ladies) to "pay a toll or talk with secret service agents running alongside". Pay a toll? Get freaking real! I know the picture is small, so click here to see the full size image and read all those little words. Then, read my lips: No. new. tickets. Seriously, I'm already driving on a suspended license. Shhhhhh!
Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile [gizmodo]
Thanks to Pat and Vossk, who allegedly both banged hookers in the back of this thing while it was being built.

Reader Comments
1. known - January 9, 2009 6:34 PM
Never Back Down!!!!
2. Canoboy - January 9, 2009 6:43 PM
Spider-Man #583
http://www.bamkapow.com/bk_images/2009/01/09/barack-obama-next-amazing-spiderman-02.jpg
3. Cakeflour - January 9, 2009 6:45 PM
2nd?
I love how they call them "defence accessories". The're guns! lol
Btw, it says in the pic that the door weighs as much as a 757's door, but it says in the article that it weighs as much as a 747's door.
4. Twisted - January 9, 2009 6:53 PM
6:53
5. Ollie Williams - January 9, 2009 6:55 PM
@3
Never, ever, correct the GW again. How dare you.
6. Daisy - January 9, 2009 6:58 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was in the car listening to a Guster CD and Baja got pissed because she wanted him to help her build a gingerbread house out of meat. She stole her little brothers hunting rifle and tried to shoot Max from the house. The bullet bounced off the window and hit Pat Sajack as he rode by on a stolen moped.
7. reffear - January 9, 2009 7:00 PM
Wohoo!
Top ten!
8. Vossk - January 9, 2009 7:00 PM
This is like that one scene from the summer blockbuster Never Back Down where he escapes in a heavily armored truck driven by the Secret Service.
9. Hunter - January 9, 2009 7:02 PM
@ GW - the doors are actually as heavy as a 757, not 747. Yes I'm that much of a prick to point that out.
10. Elmo - January 9, 2009 7:06 PM
hahahahahaa love that it includes how happy obama is
11. Pepe la PEWPEW - January 9, 2009 7:07 PM
ok GW nothing is PEW PEW proof.. oh and nobody cares if you made a mistake on the weigh of the doors... unless you live at home with your mom and she picks on you so you need to make yourself feel beter by picking on blog writers
12. Mary - January 9, 2009 7:07 PM
So basically he's gotta donate blood to his own car everytime he wants to take a ride? Because blood doesn't exactly have a long shelf life..
13. reffear - January 9, 2009 7:22 PM
@12
Why would he use his own blood when he is the president!?
It´s his duty as a politician to suck, waste and use the americans blood,
This time they are just taking it literary.
14. Elboroto - January 9, 2009 7:25 PM
- The windows just move 3 inches. That's stupid. How can the secret CIA guy get his whopper at the drive through? (he already deleted several secret service dudes)
- Panic Button to summon help. Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?
- Driver trained to cope with the most demanding conditions. He'll never get stressed while stuck at the peak hours.º
15. Pew³ - January 9, 2009 7:30 PM
@9 And that much of an ass to get it backwards in your own statement. GW DID say 757. The article says 747.
BTW both planes use the same door.
16. Pew³ - January 9, 2009 7:34 PM
@15 no, the article and GW say 757. It doesnt matter anyway. Guess what, theyre f***ing heavy!
17. Adam - January 9, 2009 8:57 PM
Wi-Fi in the car for his laptop?
Wouldn't a wireless internet connection be better, that way he doesn't have to park in front of McDonalds or Starbucks for his Wi-Fi connectivity?
18. FatLou - January 9, 2009 9:09 PM
that would be pretty damn cool....
except it doesn't even have a drink holder!
19. hugegirl - January 9, 2009 9:15 PM
I can't wait until the daughters take the keys from the grandma and do Hoodratstuff.
20. Kevin - January 9, 2009 10:19 PM
So when are they going to put in the suicide doors and underlights and pimp this car out?
21. Tony Huynh - January 9, 2009 10:21 PM
I hate changing my tires. Why aren't steel tire standard?
22. Erock - January 9, 2009 10:25 PM
8mpg, and he claims to support an alternative energy economy and "green" cars? Yo, Barry... buy a Prius like you want the rest of us to do.
23. known - January 10, 2009 12:03 AM
I'm falling asleep help someone...
24. Elboroto - January 10, 2009 12:12 AM
The driver should spend less time in the car and go out to the sun, the guy is way too pale. Unless the blood bags are his food. OMG, the driver is a CIA vampire!!!
25. guate6 - January 10, 2009 12:52 AM
I'll take twelve
I think the US funds can go towards better things...
26. cash4gold - January 10, 2009 2:23 AM
I had no idea my gold jewelry was worth so much money!
27. Rev. Faux - January 10, 2009 3:17 AM
Besides "I need to pay a toll" for negative points, what football game did the writer attend when he wrote "DEFENCE"? It's 'defense", but nooo, not for madam president!
28. Spam Artist - January 10, 2009 4:30 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is precisely the scene in the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula works as a driver for a puppet in a suit.
He later drives into a river and the coffin-mobile sinks like a rock.
29. Tricky Ricky - January 10, 2009 8:26 AM
what a piece of crap! -
Top speed is 60?
it's a Diesel?
plus the car has to be airlifted everywhere he goes.
on top of that it's a Cadillac..
Plus he's already had 3 attempts on his life that they're are claiming..
I think this is a really bad idea and a complete waste of money..oh, wait...this is our government..thats nothing new!!!
pew, pew, pew....your dead! lowest bidder built it.....just like the space shuttle..
this could be the newest MTV program..Presidential version of "Next"
30. TetraShiva - January 10, 2009 2:59 PM
Gas tanks don't explode!
Damn it, even I thought the government was smarter than this.
31. crackface - January 10, 2009 3:20 PM
60mph top speed? No wonder it's got all that heavy metal, it probably couldn't outrun a cracked out terrorist on a bike.
32. john - January 10, 2009 5:22 PM
lol now how is obama supposed to steal that thing ;)
33. tennismon - January 10, 2009 6:10 PM
If you look at the price, its in Euros... doesnt seem ligit anymore.
34. Eelill - January 10, 2009 9:20 PM
The picture doesent mention a max speed - it just says that the car can accelerate from 0 to 60 in 15 seconds
35. Eelill - January 10, 2009 9:25 PM
Nvm, I'm retarded -.-
36. Dr. Death - January 11, 2009 3:50 AM
@26 im going to hit you in obamas new ride
then ill back up and hit you again
37. LOL - January 11, 2009 4:00 AM
This nigga is smokin'!
YEAHHHH.
38. ACanuk - January 12, 2009 11:13 AM
Everyone who is complaining about the price. It cost the Government about $1 USD a year to lease the car. And in eight years when GM starts to sell them on the open market they will more them make up for the three that they send to the White House.
@30 don' t believe every thing you see on myth busters.
757 and 747 use the same door configuration.
@22 your a tool.
39. Right Fury - January 12, 2009 11:41 AM
I read somewhere that the Secret Service codename for this is "the Beast". How ironic is that? I bet the license plate is "666-PREZ"
40. timmy the dying boy - January 12, 2009 11:59 PM
Does it have an ipod jack? What's the towing capacity? And where are the mud flaps? I wish I had a nickel for every flap-less asshole who cuts me off in the winter.
41. Steampunk T-Rex - January 14, 2009 8:04 PM
"MPG approx 8 miles to the gallon" lolwut, with the weight of that thing, there's no way it could get that good of mileage
42. Jim - May 24, 2009 2:24 PM
WHAT? No air condition - I'd never buy that. ;)