Dec 23 2008Yes Please!: Real Life Thor Hammers
Definitely watch this to the very end. It's a bunch of kids running around with real-life Thor hammers. I have no idea if this is some kind of religious celebration or what, but if it is, I'm converting. My sex -- I want a vagina.
Thanks to Yo poleo, who once made an explosive chainsaw and lived to tell about it.
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Reader Comments
1. LoveHammer - December 23, 2008 4:35 PM
Reminds me of when I cum. BAM! Like a Champion!
2. Brian - December 23, 2008 4:35 PM
FIRST!!! F*** YEAH!!! FIRST AS HELL, BITCHES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
3. Brian - December 23, 2008 4:35 PM
OK.... Second!! Second is good... YEAH!!!! SECOND AS SHIT, FAGGOTS!!! PWNED!!!!
4. DJ Tyrannosaur - December 23, 2008 4:47 PM
<3
5. Lizzard - December 23, 2008 4:55 PM
#2 & #3 = fail
6. Brian - December 23, 2008 4:56 PM
@5... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! HAHA!!! ..... wait...... why would she say that?
7. Gizmoduck - December 23, 2008 5:00 PM
wow. that is something...
oh thor. has anyone seen him lately? on tour??
thunder hawk!
8. weaselspeed - December 23, 2008 5:07 PM
ZOMG
Can I have one for christmas? I promise I wont attack the neighbors obnoxious lap dog with it... please?
9. Xasthur - December 23, 2008 5:09 PM
Anyone know how to make one of these?
10. C-Basstian - December 23, 2008 5:11 PM
@gw if you get a vag can i see it? im putting in my time
11. Alex - December 23, 2008 5:19 PM
Imagine one that you don't have to replenish... it would be soooo sweet!
12. Jo Mama - December 23, 2008 5:42 PM
Jeebus Titty fornicating christmas! The icing on the cake would have been if the hammer had landed on his head. Introducing the new Al Qaeda class tank buster.
13. known - December 23, 2008 5:45 PM
I think that was a picture of Daisy they were hitting on the ground. Daisy is so misunderstood
14. Moose Knuckle - December 23, 2008 5:48 PM
"Dude, let's go out to the alley and get hammered"
Don't be jealous, you know that was the shit...
15. bum master - December 23, 2008 5:55 PM
FAKE!!!!
its all done in Final Edit Pro using the fire effect
16. Peter - December 23, 2008 5:56 PM
@8 Speaking of the one that got a lap dance from Santa last year...
I think your getting one this year, I guarantee ya.
17. Pew³ - December 23, 2008 6:04 PM
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!
I would love to watch this in person...from a distance.
18. Adra - December 23, 2008 6:18 PM
Stop...Hammer time.
Im sorry i had to do it. Dont you understand? Im weak to the Hammer call!!!!
Gx
19. \m/ - December 23, 2008 6:48 PM
O_O
Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Have you seen my hammer? Oh what? Here, let me show you--BAM! You're now carrying my child.
20. Spam Artist - December 23, 2008 6:51 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is as fake as they come. The shadows are ALL completely wrong.
This is clearly a parody of a scene from the movie Tender Dracula.
Dracula is running across the water to meet his greatest enemy, a
drunken overdubbed french make up artist.
They fight in slow motion for a while on the surface of the water. One time
Dracula is knocked over, but he punches the water and rights himself,
then wins the battle and claims the very pale ex wife of his resurrected
man servant so that they might exchange quiet words and do little else.
The beauty and poetry of this scene is unsurpassed in filmation history,
and therefore such parody is unforgivable.
No Retreat, No Surrender.
21. cool - December 23, 2008 7:48 PM
F***in bunch of terrorists should be bombed alltogether...
22. Yopoleo - December 23, 2008 7:52 PM
@9
1st, get powder
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1006784/how_to_make_homemade_black_powder/
then, pack it
get a hammer, ductape and a car plate,
tape the packed powder to the hammer and slam it to the car plate.
23. Gingerbreadman - December 23, 2008 8:31 PM
I lol'd.
24. mrclean225 - December 23, 2008 9:37 PM
OMFGROLFLMAO!!! I cant stop rewatching that kid blow is own ass of his feet, and just as funny everytime. God that was beautiful.
25. Daisy - December 23, 2008 9:39 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max leaves home and works in a gas station. He is targeted by a homicidal maniac randomly the day the new phone books come out, and then runs away from the gas station and joins the circus. He makes a living as a weight guessed and has a relationship with a motorcycle daredevil.
26. Fire Fighter - December 23, 2008 10:27 PM
Ha Ha this is so cool! Thor hammer sounds cool...but are you sure its not the worlds first gravity hammer? Its gonna hurt when it hits someone!
27. Me - December 23, 2008 11:44 PM
Ah la verga!
28. Eolo - December 23, 2008 11:58 PM
JAjajajajaja Yo poleo con la gente que es mala, no con la gente que es buena
29. Malicious Lingerer - December 24, 2008 12:09 AM
Ni la camara me puede apagar...
I love it when he falls and you can hear:
AH LA VERGA
translated:
Oh... the penis
30. Yopoleo - December 24, 2008 12:21 AM
AH LA VERGA
is the mexican expression for
HOLY SHIT!
Eolo es DIOZ! PERRAS! :D
31. Spikey DaPikey - December 24, 2008 3:04 PM
Goddammit ! Video has been removed :'(
32. Mr Wolf - December 24, 2008 3:18 PM
Anyone know where one might find this video now?
33. Spikey DaPikey - December 24, 2008 3:27 PM
http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=Real%20life%20thor%20hammer&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv#q=explosive%20hammer&emb=0
I think this is the same video, not sure if link will work.... ?
34. hahaha - December 24, 2008 4:38 PM
hahaha f***ing idiot ................. that's like a protest !
35. warchant - December 24, 2008 4:47 PM
this should be in a mastercard commercial...or a vonage commercial at least.
36. guate6 - December 25, 2008 4:30 PM
Haha, the kid at the end got pwned.
37. Black Friends - December 25, 2008 10:57 PM
So the hammer flew away and killed a few crippled children and puppies...
Wanna Be friends?
38. ztarpanther - December 29, 2008 11:03 PM
jajajaja teniamos que ser mexicanos?
lo amarraron como puerco!! apuntenle