Dec 30 2008Yes Please!: Legend Of Zelda Messenger Bag
Damnit, why didn't I know about this before Christmas?
This ($45) Zelda Messenger Bag features the Zelda map and the Triforce logo. The bag is great for carrying your lap top or just keeping your paper organized for work or class. There are side pockets for easy access as well as an internal cell phone pocket and security pockets. This is a heavy duty messenger bag that will keep you organized but also show your love for LOZ.
It's a messenger bag. It's Zelda themed. Ladies and gentlemen, it's official: I'm hard. Oh -- make that medium. Fluffer!
Legend of Zelda Messenger Bag [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. Popadopolis - December 30, 2008 12:31 PM
Frist? also... not as cool as my fossil man-purse.
2. Douche McAllister - December 30, 2008 12:35 PM
Or, you could just sew a Zelda patch on...ANYTHING MADE OF CLOTH! What a waste of good beer money.
3. Timbo - December 30, 2008 12:49 PM
A Patch on top of Zelda fabric!
AWESOME!! Zelda fans untie! Hoopla
4. Timbo - December 30, 2008 12:50 PM
*UNITE!
5. REW - December 30, 2008 12:59 PM
I wanted to be frist...
6. Daisy - December 30, 2008 1:01 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. you can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max witnesses a murder and receives a videogame cartridge with top secret plans inside. He brings it to a local game store and the geek there is killed for the cartridge, and Max is chased by the bad guys, one of whom has a mangled hand, proving the disfigured are all evil.
Max and Baja eventually escape with the help of slap maxwell.
7. known - December 30, 2008 1:19 PM
I loved that movie
8. Superevil - December 30, 2008 1:38 PM
If you never want to get laid again (or at all in most of the target audiences case) buy this bag.
9. Pink - December 30, 2008 1:48 PM
Seriously; If we meet for a drink Mr. Geekologie and u have this on ur shoulder (and I know u have one!)....im leaving.....
10. Sleaze - December 30, 2008 2:01 PM
i dont do man bags....but this bag could definitely hold my shit
11. Spam Artist - December 30, 2008 2:17 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is a precise duplicate of a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
One of the drunken overdubbed make up artist sees his wife murdered, he struggles
with the murderer and notices that he has a false arm. He spends the rest of the film being chased by the police, the fbi, and the clown from IT. Eventually he catches up with the murderer, who turns out to be the resurrected man servant of Dracula, missing an arm, proving the disfigured are all evil.
12. proteon - December 30, 2008 2:46 PM
FAKE!!!!!!
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13. proteon - December 30, 2008 2:48 PM
You know, I think I've just absolutely nailed commenting.
The future is ON!
14. Brett - December 30, 2008 8:10 PM
I actually just got one of these as a Christmas gift. I have yet to use it because I don't start my spring semester till the 20th, but it's certainly fun to look at!
15. sophia - December 30, 2008 10:03 PM
got this for my husband for christmas. actually, my mom got it, but i showed it to her. proud i beat gw to it! :D
16. Tony Huynh - December 30, 2008 10:06 PM
That is one ugly bag.
17. Franchesca - December 30, 2008 10:26 PM
I'm so getting this!
:D
18. Buddy Love - December 31, 2008 1:32 AM
#8, that's a stupid misconception and a common one. There are plenty of nerd-chic women out there who would go for a guy or girl who had this. My last gf was into all things nerd and she wasn't alone. People who think that nerd = alone and pathetic, you're dead wrong, and can suck a cock.
19. SiGee - December 31, 2008 2:24 PM
#18 must not get any... Defend your kind, Buddy Love!
20. Wha? - January 1, 2009 12:06 AM
They sell these at hot topic, dude.
21. Brian - January 1, 2009 8:35 PM
I actually just bought this at the Nintendo World Store in NY for $20. They also have a bookbag version.
22. Rev. Daryl Litts - January 2, 2009 8:42 AM
Isn't that the logo from the N64-era Legend of Zelda? What's it doing slapped over the classic screenshots all willy nilly? My brother bought this bag on clearance at Hot Topic. Then he asked if he could trade it for my Israeli Paratrooper man-bag that I bought at an Army/Navy store in Salem. I couldn't give up my bag but I admit I do want this.