Dec 10 2008WTF?: When (Cardboard) Rhinos Attack
This is a Japanese zoo's training video on what to do in the unlikely event that a cardboard rhino with two guys standing underneath it escape from its habitat. Looks like a lot of poking it with sticks, banging on metal buckets, and eventually tranquilizing the horny bastard. Also, make sure its ear breaks off when you finally down the beast. Good to know!
Weird 'Rhino Escape' Training Video [weirdasianews]
Thanks to Chris, who noted that a bottle of overproof rum and a lit cigarette would have sorted the situation out romantically.
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Reader Comments
1. Ollie Williams - December 10, 2008 12:02 PM
Seriously? I want my minute 19 seconds back.
2. Daisy - December 10, 2008 12:02 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went on an all male fishing trip and it turned into a love boat cruise replete with a female captain and all girl band.
3. TheloneusKool - December 10, 2008 12:02 PM
i said first first and didnt we see this already? maybe its just me
4. Spikey DaPikey - December 10, 2008 12:08 PM
Needs flamethrowers !
Burn 'um ALL !!!!!!
5. Moose Knuckle - December 10, 2008 12:11 PM
So... for the feline exhibit training do they follow a horny, older woman who dresses like she's 27 around and poke her with sticks?
6. Thumperchica - December 10, 2008 12:15 PM
@5 -No, they just follow Paris Hilton and Madonna and try to avoid the black hole vortex and teeth.
7. Hannukah Montana - December 10, 2008 12:19 PM
What in the world...
But then again, they're Japanese. Nothing could go wrong, even a Godzilla attack which is less likely to happen in Tokyo.
I just love them. Cute little sexed-up tiny-eyed creatures.
(squish)
8. known - December 10, 2008 12:21 PM
hahahaha, those craaaaazy japs.
Nice one Daisy, that was worthy. Now we're friends again
9. Pat - December 10, 2008 1:23 PM
Well, that fulfills my WTF quota for the day...
10. known - December 10, 2008 1:36 PM
I would think just running away and screaming THERES A F@#%ING RHINO LOOSE WTFBBQ AHHHH would be sufficient instead of hanging around banging buckets
11. taytonsils - December 10, 2008 1:43 PM
HAHAAHAHAHA OVERPROOF. GW nice shout out to my least favorite booze in the world. Good for blowing fireballs, also makes you think you are a zoo animal, a giraffe in my case.
12. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - December 10, 2008 4:35 PM
But what do I do when it tries to hump my Renault?
http://www.funnyanimalvideos.com/video/842/Crazy-Rhino
13. johnny k - December 10, 2008 4:59 PM
I love the music.
14. Ihatebrutes - December 15, 2008 5:12 AM
This kinda reminds me of Donkey Kong 64...