Dec 22 2008Wow, I Think I've Heard It All Now

that dog licked them out of my hand

Wow. I don't even know how to respond to this.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

this is perfect... I wonder what his parents are feeling...

Wow, and the point of the guy breakin into the house was.....?

Merry Christmas?

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where MAx was a policeman in a squadcar, and he was at a speedtrap, but he missed catching the crooks because lips on the billboard were enticing him to rub one out.

Only in a nigger run country.

C'mon...who HASN'T masturbated at gunpoint?

Poor dog though...

@ 7 Are you serious with that. I can't quite shed light on the multitudes of ignorance in that statement (one being the fact that he isn't even running the country yet), but I hoped that was for shock value. Otherwise you have just discredited any point you plan on ever making.

This is old as hell.

WTF is wrong with Geekologie?

This posting has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the subject matter that this site is SUPPOSED to cover.

Not only that, but it's just jacked from ANOTHER website. And to make matters even more pitiful, it's a f***ing month old on the website they stole it from.

f***ing sad, just f***ing sad.

I love to touch
Myself and others
I often masturbate
In front of my mothers

Yes I've got 2 moms
Gotta problem with that?
Now go and watch The Day the Earth Stood Still
then ask for your money back

That's quite a story right there. But nothing tops with "The dude that sold his wife on e-Bay." Trifling-ass bitch!

Wow I've seen that news paper article on Sexycelebritysingles.com! That clipping is single and ready! Check it out!

@McGloin. It's really a good thing you didn't leave your email, phone # or any other information that would allow anyone to find you and feed you your own perineum you racist asshole.

FAKE!

This article is a fake translation from a Japanese site about pr0n

Old as hell

Sounds alot like my saturday night... except for the spider monkeys, ever since they moved in next door, no privacy at all.

I think GW is on X-mas vacation and he's posting from his Blackberry phone. Since the Happy Holidays post this site has been run on auto pilot...poorly.

p.s. if youre going to find something funny from failblog to post, you should have posted this. http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/rapist-search/

Old post on failblog.com skeet skeet skeet skeet McDAMNIT!

Don't hold back "38 yr old Cole Ave Man" tell us what you were REALLY doing at home that night....

Oh ya @6 wrong movie again...

You're thinking of Never SuperTroop Down

why give it to the dog?
i mean, i live right down the street.
sorry for any inconvenience douche bag

0000LLLLLLD!!!!!

FIST!!1!

Haha, what a world we live in, I'm telling you.

Poor Dog.

@15 - How is that possible with his head so firmly lodged in his rectum?

Almost makes you wonder what he was really doing if the jerkin it story is the "press friendly" version...

@11 So stop coming here, idiot.

funny... i took some shrooms saturday but i didnt die

@28 Pizza Hut doesnt count.

(i already asked)

Wow there certainly are a lot of angry posters here today aren't there?

I love comments similar to these:
"WTF THIS IS OLD"
"WHY IS THIS ON GEEKOLOGIE"

Dude who gives a f*** seriously

" 27. Boost - December 22, 2008 2:48 PM

@11 So stop coming here, idiot."

Boost, if you like coming here to find month old content from other websites, instead of timely content that actually applies to the stated purpose of this site, then fine. But I come here for cyber sex with your mother, so don't judge me.

@11. DITTO

funny on failblog's part. just plain weak on g-dub's. gdub gdub gdub.

hahahahahahah yes

@29 they were actually of the magic variety, 2 grams followed by heavy drinking.... good times

FAKE!!!!

This is clearly a photoshop job. The shadows are all wrong.

This was taken straight from a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
Dracula changes schools because he was in a lot of trouble in his old school for fighting. Then he meets the ex-wife of his resurrected man servant.
She invites him to a party, but then his resurrected man servant kisses his ex-wife and starts a fight with Dracula. The resurrected man servant wins the fight and mops the floor with Dracula. Dracula then trains with a martial arts master and wins a rematch against his resurrected man servant.

Dracula wins the heart of his resurrected man servant's ex wife, and the respect of his resurrected man servant.

Most of all, he learns to Never Back Down.

whoahwhoahwhoah hold up - has nobody said ANYTHING about the feeding the dog mushrooms thing?? wtf is that about??

THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!!

I wasn't watching porn when this guy came down & caught me, I was on geekologie dammit! I always check this site naked before rubbing one out, what a shocker that was when this happned. Yeah it's not recent either, that was about a year ago. I do miss my dog though :(

@30 Unlike you, I don't spend 99% of my time on the internet trying to find the latest worthless news.

Who the f*** cares if it's old to you? It's new to me, and that's what matters.

Also, cyber-sex should probably be kept in chatrooms. Unless you're doing it in Halo, then it's ok.

This is funny but a bit boring. i mean who hasnt this happened to? Its happened to me at least 4 or 5 time this year already. I buy lots of dogs.

Gx

So what, is the word 'nigger' off limits now too?

F***ing pussies.

WTF

Geekologie FAIL.

And racism FAIL @commenters.

Did they catch the guy or what?

Hahahaha! funny how the people saying "nigger" would never say this to anyone's face if they weren't in a big group.

OLD. geekologie has gone down the drain since it changed writers. you guys really need to find a better writer who actually focuses on GEEK/NERD stuff. not idiotic humor. FAIL

This is NOT a fake... But it is old... This is an excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal Police log, Akron OH. I live 2 streets down from Cole Ave. And saw this when it actually ran in the paper.

This story is about 6 million years old, give or take 3 million years.

GW is an archeologist.

Really. .. this is so old...

Hey guys, is this old? I can't tell.

This is funny yet horrible how am I supposed to feel about this? Damn it's not even safe to masturbait in my own house anymore, knowing their might be an obessed stocker with a video camera wanting to tape it. I hope I blow right in the F#@er's face.

This is old as hell.