Dec 8 2008Will You Marry Me?: Another Pokeman Fanatic

Pokemon, Gotta catch em all.

Wow this girl deserves a HUGE cheeseburger right in the nose.

Hahahaha! "Pikachu, that lovable little electric turd..." Exactly, mate!

This chick is Poketarded.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max thinks he was fired, gets mad and mails a nasty letter to his boss. Later Baja visits the boss, and accidentally breaks his eyeglasses and reads the letter to the boss making it sound very differently than written.

She needs some "Pokeman" another example on what happens to girls when they don't get laid...

@6 - and guys who don't get laid play videogames, read comic books and go to star trek conventions, or is it the other way around?

@6 - Couldn't agree with you more. What do you bet that car attracts "Pokeman"?

This is like that movie Never Back Down where I don't give a shit.

@ Daisy: yeah right, shadows are automatically wrong when you take a flash photo in a house... and i dont know if you ever heard of "having multiple light sources"... and of couse, everyone would have enoug time to waste copy-pasting thousands of pikachu plushies all over a girl's room...

I think you have the OMFGTOSHOP syndrome....

Pic 2 after the jump has a "Hamtaro" in it... WTF - that's not Pokemon...

@10, leave Daisy alone, you're just jealous that she's cool and you're an idiot...

oh yeah...grow-up pokeman loser!

Is that Pika-belle-chu??

@10: Trolled

but wow, that chick has a problem

Well, I have something to wack off to tonight.

It never fails. Daisy posts and someone always falls for it.

I'm playing the Daisy drinking game. Everytime a noob falls for it I take a shot of jack.

Oh, I would totally hit this chick. I'd throw all that pokeman shit all over the floor and nail her on top of it.

I would so marry her and she would have to stay dressed like that everyday.. I am wondering if her little electric "friend" is a pikachu

#10 got pfwnt by daisy. well done daisy, you annoying bastard.
Now as for this pikuchu idiot. She makes me very sad. Yet i would tear her apart the first chance i got. Everybody knows crazy girls are funner in the sack. And i mean crazy, like better-get-yourself-some-pills crazy.

Pikaslut, I choose you!!! Use your thunder fellatio attack, it's very effective. Uh oh, Pikaslut is evolving.. into Needychu!! Quick, hit the B button to stop evolution!!!

I'd poke-hermon, this type of chicks are the best in bed, and chicks with wome kind of crazy life issues, you know, the f***ing crazyest bitches are the best in bed, i bet this chick gives a monster pika-blowjob, it will have your squirtle squitleing all night long. man i want to pork her butt.....

Spoiled

i think people that go this crazy with anything need to get help...

I'm just like this, except it's empty cans of PBR.

Guys... I'm scared! I think I'll make nightmares tonight...

thats f***ing awesome. i love it..
f***ing lucky bitch

love the car tho :)

@19
Awesome.

I think we need a close up on the chicks face before we make the down-payment, though.

Just saw the close up.

DO NOT WANT.

@11 Yeah.. because thats the problem here

Wow. I'd still hit it though. I don't discriminate.

Ouch, just saw the closeup and I second sgt foxtrots comment.

No wonder. She looks like someone hit her in the face with a bag of nickels.

Whats with the hanging pikachu in the 3rd picture?

Thumperchica, it's sad that you know that.

@33 - after I wrote it I considered explaining how I know that... Then I realised it would be a wasted effort to un-dorkify my comment...

Show some mercy, and stick to my first comment (#4)...

These are the best....

4: summed up perfectly!

why do so many guys here want to pork the pikachu lady?
i mean, sure we all know pokemon are f***ing sexy, but come on guys. seriously...

oh btw pokemon means pocket monster! yep, the kind you masturbate with.

MEW MEW MEW

POKETARDED HOE. and Alex Tribek didnt say it so FIRST!

I wonder how she got the car from (nintendo?) pretty sure thats the car they drove around during the "Poketour"

Oh god. That closeup.

I wish she had a pikachu mask on.

oh come ON! Pickachu isn't even the best pokemon! If you're gonna spend thousands on Pokecrap, pick like the big orange dragon at least.. christ. some people!

All theres left is tattoo her etnire body into yellow and go fight crime

She, for who will be called: Pick-A-Woman-Full-Stop-Maybe-Someone-Will-Actually-Choose-Me-One-Day-As-A-Wife

Looking at how things go in Englang, she can easly change that to her real name, hey ill even throw in some cash if she ever gets laid, im not even talking married.

#36 boxofwine

You are astute in your observation, sir, and I like your handle. It speaks volumes.

well now thats just sad

I'll let you see my Pokemon, if I can get a Pikachu. Better than a Blowjob from a Charzard I can tell you..

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
EACH POKEMON THAT I WILL SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING

POKEMON

GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL

OH SO TRUE

OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH

POKEMON

OHHHHHH YOUR MY BEST FRIEND

IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND

POKEMON

GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL

OH SO TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROGUH

YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL DRESS UP LIKE PIKACHU AND NEVER GET LAID

POKEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL POKEMON

i have more

Ah, Pikabelleachu.... apparently she's even crazier than she looks.

She also looks like she has been enjoying the McDonalds happy means to get the pokemon toys. Gotta love the dedication but... ROCKY! YOUR LOSING YOUR FAMILY! Hah... see what i did there? Yeahhhh... Misty is hot... anyone?

Surprised she's not asian.

HEY WRITER I BET YOUR ROOM LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS JUST IN ZELDA!

Gawd!! imagine the fun you could have in here house
......with a damn weed-whacker!!

Is it wrong that I want to take a dump on the front of her car?

I bet you anything that poodle lady is creating a masterpiece pikadog for this chick right now. Poodleman? Pookachu? People are so messed up.

I love it.

@7 speak for yourself and judging from the way you replied you're in the same boat as that psycho pokemon syndrome girl, get some action in your life seriously...

That car is fecking awshum

my sister's room looks like that only its all pink and hello kitty. yeah, she's STILL single. . .

god shes beautiful

I'd put my diglet in her tight little pink-achu

@1-57
get real hobbies
dudes
:D

and yea.. daisy is AMAZINGLY COOL!!!.... ¬¬

lolz

you people crack me up

@58 - LOL

aww i think its amazing! people have worse hobbies, after all. rape..murder...pillaging....

good for pikagirl :)

@59,
oh yeah go 'pikagirl' and all that...
i mean all the sad people on here like daisy and her fans..... a little pathetic, dontcha think? ^^

@60 - aren't we classed as that? I was only replying with the LOL - the rest was my view xD
BUT I do think she's cool in her own special way

@61
could you understand me any less?!?!?!

also as for all this, 'these kind of people are the best in bed' junk....... pfft! like you have ever had anyone in bed! ( and NO! obviously cam sex does not count)

¬¬

im just full of it today ^^

enjoy :)

¬¬

say wut

eugh...

I DO understand you. I'm just not talking to you.

i'd do her

@68 haha... i can see my point got across.....moron.

or.. wait! could that have been sarcastic, in order to provoke me?? if i reply to that i will be laughing stock of nerds everywhere,
like i could give two

no... i would seriously do her... i'd like to cram her face right into all the pikachu crap on the walls

Yeah! I totally have the sweater in the lower right corner in the photo with the television.

I've been wating 10 years to crack this one out.

"How do you get a pikachu onto a train?"

"You pok'em on!"

Classic

Get a life beeotch.

wow.......
not getting much better are we?
fags

OMFHGS(OH MY FUNKING HOLY GOSHING SUSHI) tHIS GIRL NEEDS A POKELIFE
if she loves pikachu so bad why dosnt she go and try to hit herself with a gameboy advanced thinking that she is going to get into the game
i cant imagine her loony home do you think there going to let her take all of that?
or i cant imagine her wedding she might get married to one of those plushies
poor hamtaro T.T not enough credit for him (maybe thats her secret lover) dont let pikachu find out

A couple years ago I was at a bookstore (in the mall) and I saw TWO people dressed as Ash...

did u f*** them both!?
WHY THE F*** WUDNT U HIT THAT

This is just Pokehillarious! And not Pokesurprising. (Yes, my kid is Pokecrazy... and obviously completely sane in comparison.)
Hmmm... does she have the official Pokemon 10th Anniversary stuffed Pikachu complete with party hat from the Pokecenter in Tokyo? What? Yeah, well what about a seriously oversized Pikachu Birthday card with her name on it? HA! Got that! Ok, my kid does. Help!

Honestly, in Japan it's not just Pokemon. I was briefly in a Japanese lady's car who was Hello Kitty crazy. As in the standard suffed-animal-covered-dash and rear window, with the required feather boa (in case the Hello Kitty wasn't girly enough), old-school pop-up door locks topped with the Kitty likeness, rear-view mirror Kitty cover, seat/ headrest/ floor-mat Kittys, Kitty gems that edged the spedometer, etc.... Not to mention a gear-shift-Hello Kitty cover... oh, and the steering wheel cover. Oh, and the kleenex box on the back withdow with... wait for it.... Hello Kitty cover. Hold up! The outside didn't have the Kitty ears and bow sticking up or nose and eyes painted on the front. FAIL!
Pikacrazy girl wins!!!!!!!

how the heck did you turn a buggy into that?

I LOVE POKEMON TOO!