Dec 15 2008What Does That Say?: Questionable BIOS

i lol'd

i wouldn't want to be booted in hard dick mode
that sounds painful
and would probably make me crash

yea... i'm totally using Hard Dick mode right now....

I always boot in hard dick mode.
its a manual drive.

haha, fail.

Engrish - It's what's for bleakfast.

-Floppy Dick Drive(floppy disk)
-Compact Dicks(CD)
-Cock Prompt(Cpromt)

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max has a chinese guy living with him who never had a quiche before and thinks its very clever to fit appetizing food neatly into a round pie.

Hard Dick Mode - Enhanced? Is that like... bionic, or with lasers?

someone needs to screw daisy in hard dick mode! maybe she'll stop her nonsence and find some meaning in life... or get a life for that matter

Hey, maybe this is why my comp died, it didn't have hard dick mode, and I didn't give it viagra...

blp- If you read this one, thanks for trying to help. I'm just going to get a new tower next month.

I only started using Hard Dick Mode (or HDM, as we in the business call it) when I built my vagina mod case.

Okay okay, so I just stuffed a hard-drive and a mother board into a dead hooker, but once I get a graphis card, it shoud be amazing.

Remember the guy that taped a computer to himself? I bet he has a hard dick mode.

this is a great screenshot. just wanted to let the not german speaking people know, that below the "LEGACY EMALDAION" the screen read "moese" instead of "mouse" (at least thats what i guess).

"moese" in german is just another word for cunt ....

My computer always runs in HDM (as LSD put it). The problem is unless you're cruising porn sites or watching rated R movies (or 1980's PG-13), the computer runs slow as shit. I tried upgrading my drivers, which worked fine until I stuck in my thumbdrive on the back side of the tower. Now my computer won't start, you try the rear usb once and you never hear the end of it...wait are we talking about my computer or my girlfriend?

I just wanted to be like everyone else and type "Hard Dick Mode".

Hard Dick Mode.

Heh.

This isn't engrish, it's just a slightly corrupt BIOS. All instances of 's' got changed to 'c', 'p' to '@', 'u' to 'e'...

@18 - you manually fixed my "Hard Dick", thanks

Oh my God that was so funny

Hard Dick Mode

I get it...
It must be some Rheinlander language
"Dick" means fat in German.

Still, that's hilarious:

Hard Dick Mode