Dec 1 2008The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls. Alternatively, Developing An Eating Disorder

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Wow. Last week it was cooking with paste, and this week, actual balls. The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking with Balls is completely uncalled for and contains many delicious rocky mountain oyster recipes. An excerpt from the 'About The Author' section:

Ljubomir Erovic has been cooking testicles for over 20 years.


When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, he now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment.

He is married with one daughter and one testicle.

*HORF* When will the insanity end? I completely understand the "waste not, want not" mentality of using all possible edibles on an animal, but the balls? Those things weren't made for eating -- they were made for necklaces. BLING!

Hit the jump to see how to properly peel a testicle and a testicle pizza. Both of which will make you puke if you've eaten recently. Cheers!

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Thanks to Steffan, whose balls wouldn't even fit in an industrial mixer.

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1. Oodles of Coodles - December 1, 2008 11:02 AM

First!

2. tits - December 1, 2008 11:06 AM

t***

3. daguz - December 1, 2008 11:24 AM

I'd like a beer with that pizza. It helps wash the nuts down.

4. Wat - December 1, 2008 11:26 AM

y u do dis

5. james griffiths (ohh yeeeeehhh bahrain) - December 1, 2008 11:34 AM

anyone who likes nuts that much has to be european or french which is a whole other level of european

the dudes gota be gay im suprised his wife hasnt questioned his obsesion with the nuts .

6. Thumperchica - December 1, 2008 11:40 AM

*pukes a little in her mouth* this is nutz.

Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me,
please don't make me anything with balls,
happy birthday to me.

7. rainbowcinderellageek - December 1, 2008 11:45 AM

Ok so who's donating first?!

Gross as hell!!!

8. Daisy - December 1, 2008 12:05 PM

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This reminds me a lot like the movie Never Back Down where Baja wins a pair of testes from the wheel of fortune & serves them to Max by mixing them into a bowl of bacon flavored ice cream - something Max used to eat off of her chest during summertime picnics. Max later discovers this when he's visiting a local Del Taco tripping on some cocaine laced star wars puppets he'd eaten earlier & pukes up his delicious meal, to which an employee points to the mess on the floor claiming 'those are the balls Baja won on the wheel...daaaayum!'

9. utopiah - December 1, 2008 12:17 PM

#5 At least the French have the balls to eat things that do not only taste of fat :P

10. James griffiths - December 1, 2008 12:25 PM

cow tounge dosunt taste like fat just tastes like wram spit ,and sheeps brain tastes like chewy chicken almost 0% fat great news for all u weight watchers

11. Dan - December 1, 2008 12:26 PM

Im french and i would never eat balls... Meat should be muscles, not organs...... puked

12. james griffiths - December 1, 2008 12:36 PM

alas a noraml french man #11
theres hope yet

13. jordan - December 1, 2008 12:55 PM

my friend clay has this same cookbook. he eats them everyday because he lives in canada

14. Ginne - December 1, 2008 1:03 PM

@nr.8 : Oh pls, it's not photoshop, why the hell would someone photoshop this?
Get real to be honest. I've known of animal testicles being a delicacy since I was a lil boy, not that I ever ate 'em, since I think it's so gross...
But hey, if people like eating this, go ahead ;-)
P.S.: I just ate and it didn't make me wanna hurl though

15. GRAMMARNAZI - December 1, 2008 1:05 PM

C’est complètement con, et simplement, dégueulasse !

16. Dan - December 1, 2008 1:06 PM

@14, It is photoshopped, its fake.

FAKE!

17. Pffft - December 1, 2008 1:33 PM

A lot of cultures consume testicles.

And intestinal organs and every other organ there is to offer.

We're just too sheltered here in America.

18. nick - December 1, 2008 1:54 PM

DAISY - Every post, every day you say, "FAKE - You can tell cause the shadows are all wrong." Maybe so but who cares

19. Montrizzle - December 1, 2008 1:55 PM

And I was worried I'd have nothing to serve to compliment my semen based recipes.

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212/

20. big brown - December 1, 2008 1:59 PM

my balls hurt a little bit after reading this

21. NES--still-the-best - December 1, 2008 2:56 PM

I just spontaneously developed cryptorchidism from reading this. They went back up, hiding in fear.

22. Elmo - December 1, 2008 3:13 PM

I belive I said on the "Cooking with paste" post that I'd never f***ing come on this site again.
I'M NEVER F***ING COMING ON THIS STIE AGIAN OHMYF***INGGODWTFBBQ-EDBALLS

23. Elmo - December 1, 2008 3:13 PM

I belive I said on the "Cooking with paste" post that I'd never f***ing come on this site again.
I'M NEVER F***ING COMING ON THIS STIE AGIAN OHMYF***INGGODWTFBBQ-EDBALLS

24. DayQuan Marshall - December 1, 2008 4:14 PM

For real?
Holy f***ing f***, Thailand!

This... Is... The grossest thing ever to hit geekologie!
I mean, bitches love sperm. It's understandable for someone to make shit like that.

BUT THIS SHIT? BALLS RECIPE?
I wouldn't even eat my own nutsack, for f***'s sake. F***!

25. peter - December 1, 2008 4:36 PM

you should check out "natural harvest" omgz. http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

IT'S FOR REAL

26. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - December 1, 2008 5:35 PM

Happy Birthday Thumperchica!

27. Farva's Twin - December 1, 2008 5:42 PM

The hosebag loves the taste of testacle sack in a natural salty sauce. She soesn't like it cooked, and she doesn't swallow it. However she just loves the taste of yamsack. The sweatier the better.

28. Classy Lady - December 1, 2008 10:00 PM

What lady doesn't eat balls from time to time? It's just a part of love!

29. Reido - December 2, 2008 1:05 AM

So, uhhh, where did that other testicle of his go?

30. Cyberwulf - December 2, 2008 3:13 AM

The french are scum...

31. wtf - December 2, 2008 6:34 AM

HOLY SHIT. Is this for real?!?!!?!? That's f***ing disgusting man!!! GOD. GEEKOLOGIE, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO POST THIS? SHITTTTTTTTTT.

32. Tweety - December 2, 2008 10:05 AM

Hey, if the credit crunch gets so bad we starve you can eat your balls. Nice.

33. jacob - December 2, 2008 11:59 AM

i haveone at home thatis sort of like tis one except you use pig testes not cow. see ya im gonna go eat my special dish pig a la dick

34. Investigative Analyst - March 6, 2009 11:27 AM

#29 Your answer was actually in my meal. That chef make the most delicious "Tossed Salad with testicle filet" I've ever had. Unfortuantly he can only make it twice.

35. Photoshop - September 23, 2009 1:30 PM

#8

Just to be clear... Do you even know how to use photoshop? I am thinking not.

36. louis vuitton - September 27, 2009 8:00 PM

the dudes gota be gay im suprised his wife hasnt questioned his obsesion with the nuts .

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