Dec 2 2008That's Cold!: Ice Sculpture Carving Fail
If there's one thing I love in life it's another person's misfortune. A close second is dessert. One time I was scarfing grimace proportions of peach pie a la mode in a restaurant and some guy tripped and busted his face open on the sidewalk. I whip creamed my pants. So this ice sculpture fiasco was a real treat. Of course, it helped that I was finishing off the last of the pumpkin pie while I watched. And taunting a bum with a half eaten turkey sandwich.
Note: The Geekologie Writer actually takes no pleasure in other people's misfortune. He is a caring and sensitive man-boy who volunteers at the local strip club and once saved a busload of schoolchildren from alligators because their teacher was hot. Did I mention he has a wang the size of Texas? Because he does. Unless that's too big, in which case it's one of the Carolinas (take your pick) but shaped like Florida (cooking accident). Laaadies?
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Thanks to Colin, who once made love to an ice sculpture mermaid.
Reader Comments
1. Oregoneagle - December 2, 2008 9:38 PM
Whay first
2. Oregoneagle - December 2, 2008 9:38 PM
whay second
3. OJ's Mom - December 2, 2008 9:40 PM
THERD?
4. OJ's Mom - December 2, 2008 9:41 PM
GW - Working late tonight? Thanks for the late posting. It's like butter. Smooth, creamy butter. Mmmmmmm, butter...
5. OJ's Mom - December 2, 2008 9:43 PM
Epic Fail, you frost-bitten Eskimo f***ers!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
6. Sgt. C. Foxtrot - December 2, 2008 9:51 PM
I cried. :|
7. Jeebus - December 2, 2008 9:58 PM
REAL!!!
This is not a photoshop job. You can tell it's real because the shadows are all right.
This is sort of like the movie Never Back Up where Max and Baja are climbing up a manhole near Del Taco when suddenly a large ice sculpture of a goose lands on Max's head and breaks in half. And of course Baja slips on the snow and ice covering the streets.
8. Boost - December 2, 2008 10:05 PM
I gotta make a comment about all these Never Back Down comments.
What the f*** kind of a name is Baja? Seriously?
Isn't that the name of a burrito? Or an ATV or something?
9. GRAMMARNAZI - December 2, 2008 10:16 PM
Baja California[1] (pronounced IPA: /ˈbɑːhɑː kælɨˈfɔrnjə/ in English) is the northernmost state of Mexico. Before becoming a state in 1953, the area was known as the North Territory of Baja California. It has an area of 71,576 km2 (27,636 sq mi), or 3.57% of the land mass of Mexico and comprises the northern half of the Baja California peninsula, north of the 28th parallel. The state is bordered on the west by the Pacific Ocean, on the east by Sonora, the U.S. State of Arizona, and the Gulf of California (also known as the Sea of Cortez), and on the south by Baja California Sur. Its northern limit is the U.S. state of California.
I also do Bar Mitzvah
10. gypsy - December 2, 2008 10:17 PM
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so bad for the person who made this!
11. shakeitout - December 2, 2008 11:11 PM
i kind of want to make the crowds shrieks and moans my ringtone. i could listen to it over and over.
12. Tulip - December 2, 2008 11:14 PM
SPOOF!!!!
This is an obvious spoof. You can tell its a spoof because the shadows are all wrong.
This is just a scene from the movie FAIL MOVIE: Never Back Down where George Micheal Jr. kicks Baja in the groin after he tried to carve an ice statue with a chainsaw. Obviously in the image if Max who was posing nude in minus forty degree weather. Safe to say both became castrated.
13. Melissa - December 3, 2008 12:37 AM
Everyone saw that coming except for that one guy.
14. get fucked - December 3, 2008 1:00 AM
Im so sick of these f***ing fail this and fail that comments. get over it ><.
the 'fail blog' is even worse
15. Daisy - December 3, 2008 1:06 AM
FAKE!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is obviously from the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max tries to carve an ice sculpture of Baja for the state championship and it gets attacked by a rival ninja gang.
16. c45j.. - December 3, 2008 1:24 AM
these kind of videos are cool, but i hate the women that scream.. why do they scream!? STFU
17. jism - December 3, 2008 1:57 AM
we scream because we are more empathetic, every woman in that crowd sees through the eyes of the sculpture and thinks, "ouch now i'm all broken, i must verbalise this physical pain." whereas guys think, "ha, that'll teach the mrs. for making me stand out here in the cold."
18. lynz - December 3, 2008 3:09 AM
Posting things from failblog makes this website fail. Failblog is stupid.
19. Emily - December 3, 2008 3:27 AM
GRAMMARNAZI i think i love you. all your posts crack me up!
the cryin bitches in the background need to shut the f*** up
20. Dan - December 3, 2008 5:42 AM
"There was more weight on that side!"
21. greg - December 3, 2008 7:47 AM
so 90s
22. Madgame - December 3, 2008 8:48 AM
geekologie writer you are fracking hilarious
23. Momboelitist - December 3, 2008 9:14 AM
I like insulting people that deserve it as much as the next jerkoff but I don't see anything funny about this.
24. Daisy - December 3, 2008 10:17 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja faked an orgasm in a deli to win a bet with Max, and the old lady near her said I'll have what she's having.
25. che-che - December 3, 2008 10:23 AM
@9-- our simply translated baja means below or under. hence the name, (baja california) below california. ---spanish 101 my friends.
the ice sculpture was awesome, then they made it more awesome by destroying it.
YOU LIKE THAT!! HOW BOUT NOW!!!!
26. Pew³ - December 3, 2008 10:59 AM
Baja Miller was Amber Heard's character name in the movie "Never Back Down" Sheeesh. It has nothing to do with the literal definition of the word Baja.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1023111/
27. butterbee - December 3, 2008 1:45 PM
You have all ruined this blog with your shitty attempts at wit.
You've chased off the the people who used to comment here and Hedonistica that were actually very very funny. That was the whole joy of this blog... reading the comments. Alas.
What bar do all you people go to? I'd like to avoid it.
JUST KIDDING!!!! HAHAHAHAH! For a second, y'all thought I didn't think you were funny!
28. Elmo - December 3, 2008 1:50 PM
@ 5- OJ's Mom
frost-bitten Elmof***ers?!! h- how dare you!?
29. Pansy - December 3, 2008 3:45 PM
LAME!!!!
You can tell everyone here who is copying after Daisy is completely lame and has no life.
This kind of reminds me when all the retards in Geekologie were like, "omg Daisy stop it!" only to completely copy off him/her to be "cool" but they know that they'll never move out of their parents basement and will remain virgins.
30. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - December 3, 2008 4:36 PM
Just like you just did?
31. J. Chobot - December 3, 2008 8:07 PM
Was that a Bloodelf sculpture? It sure looked like a BE.
(If not. It should have been. That would have been awesome).
32. Haha - December 4, 2008 1:40 AM
Haha, thats gotta suck. Oh well, I say that tard doesn't even deserve pitty for such an epic failure. None of that "Oh, good job, it was awesome" type B.S. You failed, asswipe.
33. Gail - December 4, 2008 10:14 AM
That made my day, thanks!
34. NastyBedazzler - December 4, 2008 3:18 PM
Oops.
35. slodojo - December 4, 2008 5:04 PM
That's a shame, but I don't really feel bad for the sculptor. This makes me think about how monks make sand art. It's beautiful and work intensive but they just sweep it up after they have finished the artwork. It's all about the process.