Dec 9 2008Sure, Why Not?: A Keyboard For Blondes
The Keyboard For Blondes is a real $50 product. What makes it for blondes? Well, it has some questionably clever keys in place of the standard ones, comes complete with audio, and a lovely pink coloration.
The all-pink keyboard swaps out standard keys with funnier, dumber key names. The backspace key now says "Oops!" and the entire row of function keys spells out USELESS KEYS. Hit the "$" sign and you get the sound of a cash register clinking.
Blondes can even get a little technical and use special keys that type out "OMG," "ALI" (Absolutely Love It!) or "XOXO." My favorite? The caps lock key now says: "Warning! size XXL letters."
ZOMG, too funny! Go here to see a high-res picture of the peripheral, then stab yourself for even thinking about buying it for somebody. Then buy it for somebody. Then stab yourself again for pissing away $50. Then return it. Then bandage yourself up for doing the right thing. Alternatively, I'll wear a blonde wig while we're having sex and you can call me dumb. Haha, no sneaking in the ass!
Product Page
via
OMG! It's a Keyboard for Blondes [msn]
Thanks to Romeo, Crystal and Jeff, who don't need keyboards because they can all type with their minds. Or voice recognition software, whatever.
Reader Comments
1. known - December 9, 2008 11:17 AM
eeeeeeewwww, fugly looking. Hopefully the chicks using them look better
2. Thumperchica - December 9, 2008 11:17 AM
Oh this would be fun to give a few people here at the office...
3. Daisy - December 9, 2008 11:18 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Daisy painted their submarine pink, and then it got unexpectedly called into service.
4. Gizmoduck - December 9, 2008 11:19 AM
do i shove that in my no no spot?
can you show me? what do i do?
5. known - December 9, 2008 11:20 AM
Not surrounded by the brightest of the christmas lights on the tree, eh thumper?
6. Ominous - December 9, 2008 11:28 AM
Does the blond come with product? :D
7. Thumperchica - December 9, 2008 11:28 AM
@5 - More like the cardboard cut out stars dipped in ugly colored glitter... But, I did move to upstate NY, so I guess that doesn't make me much better...
8. Test Tickles - December 9, 2008 11:39 AM
This keyboard was originally created to write the script for 'Juwanna Mann'. Great movie.
9. lisasimpson - December 9, 2008 11:39 AM
Is there a brunette version of this where the function keys spell out "I'M TOO SMART FOR PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME" and the backspace says "Go kill yourself"? And when you hit the "$" sign, it automatically pops up your e-statement showing an overdrawn account?
I'm just kidding brunettes.
Not really.
10. known - December 9, 2008 12:10 PM
hahaha, juwanna mann. Great movie though
11. friendlsytoner - December 9, 2008 12:11 PM
@daisy
your so boring and infantile for putting that same post on every article you look at.
as for the keyboard, well gents, give that to the girls in your office at your own peril.lol
12. Moose Knuckle - December 9, 2008 12:11 PM
Blondes have more cum.
13. known - December 9, 2008 12:32 PM
11: fellow stoner, in time Daisy & his rants will grow on you
14. dliup - December 9, 2008 12:47 PM
@2,
Secret Santa Win....
=p
15. Gizmo Mogato - December 9, 2008 1:19 PM
I'm definitely sure this thing was originally designed for NORAD.
Note to self: Cherish your blondeness...
16. Elmo - December 9, 2008 1:55 PM
what about a fat dumbass keyboard?
17. Gail - December 9, 2008 2:50 PM
Totally love it!
18. austin - December 9, 2008 4:09 PM
how come nobody has been remembering to first around here? but yeap, they didnt say it so im stealing it, FIST!!111
19. I read Daisy (TRO)'s comments. - December 9, 2008 5:29 PM
Anyone notice that Daisy messed up and used her name in place of Baja?
Probably not...though maybe there's a Daisy in NBD, wouldn't know, never seen it...
20. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - December 9, 2008 5:32 PM
@ 18. Cause people are finally realizing how f***ing gay it is to type "First!!!!"
Everyone except for you that is... (or should I say (FIST!!111)) you dumb-f***.
21. Jess - December 9, 2008 5:33 PM
I love the domino number keys. Can I just get a non-pink keyboard with those?
22. Sarah - December 10, 2008 7:45 AM
ALI!
especially those 'U S E L E S S K E Y S', because OMG, that's so true!
I think it's a fugly color though.
23. guate6 - December 10, 2008 11:28 AM
Haha, I do know people I can get this for :p
24. ibanged your mom - December 10, 2008 7:04 PM
@16
You mean the geekologie writer?
25. true fox - December 11, 2008 11:03 PM
@daisy
yeah, i saw your exactly the same post at the other site?1 what's up with that?
cool product though! did you notice "any key"? LOL
26. HiT - December 17, 2008 2:13 PM
blondes have more fun! LOL :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH7k