Dec 18 2008Stupid Idiots Name Son Adolph Hitler, Bakery Refuses To Make Birthday Cake For The Young Terrorist. Sadly, It Gets Even Worse

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That bitch needs a f***ing toothbrush.

I lol'd

FAKE!

This is just like that asshat Daisy who you can tell is fake because the shadows make her look like an asshat.

Also, it has nothing to do with the film Never Back Down, as no one ever saw that piece of shit.

Well, it could be worse. Like Jimbob The Antichrist PEW PEW Smith.

Haven't we gotten to the point where you should require a license to procreate? What's it gonna take?

The non-cropped photo actually shows a neck tattoo on the the dude (left, but it was hard to tell) which really shows them as who they are - crazy trailer trash.

Wait what!?!

i see nothing wrong with this. it's just a name. at least it's going to make people think, instead of naming your kid something like bronx mogli apple suri maddox whatever the f***. would they make a cake for barack HUSSEIN obama? if so, then they should have no problem making cakes for these little kids. it's not the kids fault that their parents are batshit crazy.

I don't see the difference between this & people naming their kids after german car companies. Car companies that produced various things for the nazi war machine.

ha HAH!

I knew a guy who named his kid Mau' Dib, 'course that's still being named after the mouse shadow in the second moon, so it's still kinda lame.

Look at that picture, holy crap.

They're all pure evil. Especially the mom, look at that. Holy shit.

surprised the kid looks cute. the parents are ugly as sin.

Did they try to get just his first name like most parents or were they trying to be arrogant bastards and trying to get his full name?

Then again, people name their kid Jesus and others don't (normally) look upon that as blasphemy.

I think the parents should be put in some huge chamber.... and then they should fill the chamber with some kind of killer vapor.

oh wait...

I would like to firstly say that I am a huuuuge fan of this site, which makes what Im going to say all the more difficult. I dont like the notorious "adolf hitler", however, at the risk of alienating myself from the pack, I think its laudable that they decided to name their child such. Now before you start sending me nasty comments, hear me out. Whenever you set something aside, add a taboo to it, whatever, you in fact give it a certain power. If nobody ever named their kid adolph hitler again, all that would do is grant even more power, even more legendary status to a single man who was in reality a relatively poor tactician himself, a man who stole symbols from around the world, and who's cheese very may well have slipped its cracker. The swastica (or however you spell it) has been used by various cultures as a sign of peace for years....but he corrupted it and now it cant be used. Hell, lookup some pre 1940's filmage of American schools, you'll see American students pledging to the flag with one very familiar outstretched arm. Even the whole concept of "Aryan" was messed up. The persians were actually the true aryans, coming from a time around babylon, it roughly translated to "white" due to this warlike people's believe that dark skin was impure...(which is why indians are so dark, because way back when, the aryians forced them further and further south. That's where Iran comes from, and why it was changed in the 1970's, from aryian....but because eveybody has such an issue with it, because everyone designates it "nazi", we have effectivly givin it to them. I understand that those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.....but dont grant power in this day to a madman who died long ago. I'd love hitler to just be another name again. It is funny this came up though, I was actually thinking about htis the other day....not this story....but the fact that Ive never met somebody named, well, even just named adolf or hitler. Anywho, hope you guys didnt get the wrong impression about me, peace
Kam

Yet more evidence that some people really really shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Or at least not name their children themselves. Idiots.

You all seem to be ignoring the likelihood that the parents are almost certainly white supremacists, so naming their children after Nazi figures and the Aryan Nation isn't just to shatter taboos or because they're idiots, it's an overt "White Power" statement. (Though it can be safely argued that white supremacists are idiots.)

i was named after a toilet....

i kid, i kid.

this is awful.
makes my back hurt

Those people look slimey.

Objecting to that name is moronic. Also - just as a little note for those morons out there that're somehow offended by the choice of name - it's double-barrelled. He's not "Adolf Hitler", he's "Adolf Hitler-Campbell", and just as a little extra surprise, naming him as such doesn't actually mean he's a xenophobic, sociopathic fascist or that the family themselves love killing Jews, Gypsies and gays.

I know it's all a bit confusing, BUT YOU'RE SAFE, I SWEAR. MAKE THE KID THE F***ING CAKE, YOU SPASTICS.

wow, you mean there's trailer park trash in other countries too?

damn.. didn't think that was possible.

@16

I agree, a name should be a name, but their other children are named well... "Aryan Nation" (which in the tech sense means exactly what you said, but in the sense that the parents are using it clearly screams "nazi," due to their other children's names. But it's like that with most words, the meaning get twisted over time. Like for instance: Skinhead). I don't see these kids growing up in a household that loves all races. In fact I see them being brought up by parents who are hate mongrals. So it is giving the name even more reasons to hate it because there was someone with the balls to name their kid that, only to raise it hating people. This wasn't a "taking back the name" idea, it was "in honor of."

But hey, maybe on the other side of things, he might develop "Daddy Issues" like the former Adolf.

if i was that kid i would take a black guy as my prom date...

This story is all over every website, newspaper and on the TV news, so don't even try to tell me they didn't do it for the PUBLICITY.

If you pay a supermarket to decorate a cake they should write whatever you f***ing want them to write. I'm going to Tesco later (massive chain, non Brits) and I'm gonna ask them to make a cake with "Tesco destroys small businesses" on it. If they refuse I will run around screaming "Pew Pew" with my penis out so the Christmas shoppers leave. I'm faster than their security so there's no risk.

His parents looks like druggies o_O

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This story is all over every website, newspaper and on the TV news, so don't even try to tell me they didn't do it for the PUBLICITY.

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These people are morons, but welcome to our great land. Where you are free to be a douchebag. I support their right to name their kids whatever the hell they want, as well as the bakery's right to tell them to kiss off.

The Japanese need to invent something that we can use to test and see whether or not babies are going to grow up and do douchebag things like name their kids after tyrants.

That, is when abortion is ok.

I knew I could count on the Geekologie comments site to find people who think naming your kid Adolf Hitler as a way to honor his memory is just fine & dandy. (I'm surprised no one has brought up 'illegal immigrants' yet.) I like the asshat who capitalizes our President's middle name. Gee, Josef Stalin & Joe the Plumber have the same FIRST name, it must mean that all conservatives are murderous megalomaniacs, right? No, not really: conservatives are draft-dodging cowards, they just like to elect murderous megalomaniacs.

And Kamran, get real. Yeah, your idea sounds nice, but you're misguided. The parents are white supremacist bigots. They like what Hitler and the nazis did.

Its also funny how modern bigots love Israel, as if killing other people is the true worth of a man.

Full picture with new story

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/12/16/cake_request_for_3_year_old_hitler_namesake_denied/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed1

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max travels back in time to Adolph Hitlers childhood. He realizes he will have a great opportunity to rid the world of the young Hitler before anything happens with him. He gets a job as a teacher in Hitler's school, and causes an accident that decapitates the young lad. He sticks around for a while and then returns to the present. He is amazed when he looks out the window and instead of American flags he sees swastikas. Apparently killing Hitler allowed another nutjob to take his place in history, and this guy was a much better general and won the 2nd world war, and the party has domineated the world ever since.

@16

Yea thanks, ...don`t need a history lesson, or any personal laminations regarding the social implications of suppressing personal freedoms.

The fact is that this kid will undergo a huge amount of avoidable verbal & physical punnishment throughout his youth. That alone is sad because his parents are too absorbed in themselves to realize this.

Yes, we all want to enjoy our freedoms of choice, but putting an innocent child in danger in order to demonstrate this is just as stupid as forcing him to stand in the middle of a road.

I support their right to name their kid whatever in the f*** they want.

I also support my right to drive a 1982 chevy silverado with a lift kit and roll bar that has KC daylighters on it right past their volkswagon as they are on their way to the hitler youth jamboree. Whilst I pass I'll be planting a huge brick of c-4 on the side of it with the timer showing 00:01.

Wait, was that from never back down?

He'll change his name.

Poor kid...

stupid ass family and poor freaking kid... one of two things is going to happen either that kid is going to grow up the be a nazi sympathizer like his dad or he's going to grow up to hate his father and probably have shitty relationships the rest of his life because of his f***ed up family life.

@ 33
That's some funny shit. Preaching tolerance, by promoting the abortion of potential intolerance. I like the way you slipped in a nice piece of prejudice as an intro.

oh goody! i hope this means that toothbrush mustaches will become fashionable again!

@38 - As long as lil Hilter and Aryan aren't in the car, I'll support your right to do that!

hahahaha

i can see why some people have said basically it only a name or you cant, not name you kid after adolf becuase it somehow empowers his status.
But lets be realistc. they chose that name cos of the views in life. this must be true because of the others kids name`s refer to the aryan nation and himler. you can argue one away but not all three.
simply, these two f*** heads are ignorant racists. I pity the child for having parents like this.
Its attitudes like this, thats these two have, which holds the human race back. (granted there are many other issues aside racism.)
Also F*** Wal-Mart for making them the cake the greedy heartless bastards example of a company. they have a right to sell the cake yes. but havent they heard of corporate repsonsiblity. why be assoiated with people and behaviour of this sort in any way.

RANT OVER

@38 - Sorry to do this again, but to expand on my last thought/point...
If you blow up the parents, and leave the 3 kids alive, we can have them adopted by a prominent black family - who will have the right to re-name them... and educate them... and then the parent's wish of lil Nazi-reincarnates will be lost forever (insert evil laugh here).
God Bless America (and please ask your followers to stop showing up on my doorstep to convert me)

@45
These people seem like self aware racists to me. Ignorance would imply they don't realize what they are doing. "Holding the race back" sounds kind of familiar though...

And on a different note, it should be obvious by now that Wall-Mart doesn't hold high standards for corporate responsibility.

I rather like my name.

Also I pity this poor little bastard. His parents are obviously on tweek and will probably sell him for a gram of shards the next chance they get. Plus, I think his parents are closely related. The look very similar.

lol O M wtf . talk about gettin the shit kicked out of you.

"I knew I could count on the Geekologie comments site to find people who think naming your kid Adolf Hitler as a way to honor his memory is just fine & dandy."

At no point has anyone claimed that it was done to "honour his name", you mental sub-normal. Catch fire, please, or at least develop some kind of mental cpacity before posting in future.

WHITE TRASH.

I'm going to teach my kids to beat up anyone named Hitler, Aryan or any other white supremisist/ racist name just like i beat up all the hitlers in my school!

rabblerabblerabble!!!!! TIMMY!

I think the these are some powerfull names...i mean they were some of the most powerful leaders..and also the type of people who are going to take care of obama

Nothing like raising a whole new generation of rascists. It really says something when your greatest accomplishment in life is to be a brainless breeding factory for the Fourth Reich.

Disgusting.

@ 16:

"If nobody ever named their kid adolph hitler again..."

Wait. Do you know why nobody ever named a child adolf hitler? Because hitler is a surname you genius, and people already tend to have one. Go to Germany or Austria and you'll find tons and tons of Adolfs, but yeah, maybe a little less of Adolf Hitlers.
The fact that they used the surname too is a proof of extremely bad taste, leaves no doubt on their ideas and their love for extreme cacophony in one's name.

@37

"Yea thanks, ...don`t need a history lesson, or any personal laminations regarding the social implications of suppressing personal freedoms. "

Personal laminations? Perhaps you meant lamentations? That's rather funny for a grammarnazi...

I feel bad for the children. Obviously the parents don't care what their kids will have to go through in the future.

@55

Attention whore..
Obviously you're trying to stir up the nonsense... Go have fun with you and the rest of your family with a box of matches in the corner. Hopefully natural selection will solve the rest. Leave grown folk conversations adults with actual thought process.

On-Topic:
The parents obviously don't share 2 brain cells between them. Yea its ok to name your child Adolf, really really not ok to name him Adolf Hitler. But justifying it by telling people to be open minded about it alongside the other childrens names of Aryan and the Himmler reference, the swashtika cake? .. I mean c'mon.. sorry, tolerance only goes so far. The parents should outright be ashamed of themselves.. *sigh* This is what we're reduced to as a people?

C'mon World.. open your eyes.

They dont deserve that cute of a kid...mother f***ers. Or any kid at all...

@16, no one commenting on this page reads more than 5 lines of writing. take it back to cnn. and other politico twitters and what have youse.

@ 34, you;re such a fag!

and daisy, you're such a badass! I LOVE YOU!!

@62 a "badass"??
Tolerable at best. Daisys posts have become just another block of text to skip.

Also, I thaught there was a policy that prevented children from being named something that is likely to cause them to be the target of physical or verbal abuse? Most people with spastic names like this are adults that have legally had it changed.

We just elected a PRESIDENT name HUSSEIN and people are crying about a kid named Hitler? Good grief.

Like it or not, these people have a right to name their kid whatever they want. Personally I think it's better than Shaniqua or Tanaquey or whatever people call their kids now.

The supermarket has their right to refuse service, but it was clearly an asinine move by them. And as much as I hate Wal Mart, they did the right thing.

Get a life and move on, people.

Funny how people who scream for tolerance won't tolerate a kid because of his name.

@64

So because his middle name is Hussein makes him related to the deceased Dictator.. ye~a.. considering that.. he isn't named Barack Saddam Hussein.. and the kid IS named ADOLF HITLER..

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My friend is named after a sandwich (Ruben). It's so deliciously offensive...

Anyone else notice how much this kid looks like the kid in the original "The Omen" movie? I think I just gave myself nightmares...

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER SEEN... WELL BESIDES HITLER HIMSELF HITLER IS THE SHIT! DEATH TO ALL JEWS HEIL HITLER!

Calm down, people. A name is just that- a name. A string of letters. And frankly, there are neonazis out and about. Hate on them, not these people (until they you know, actually do something racist and hateful). We don't know their true intentions here. I wouldn't judge just yet.

Careful, eggs, you might just be applying a little bit of thought there in that post, and we all know what that means: you engaged your brain and stopped your knee jerking for thirty seconds. Now you gon' get lynched, boy.

LSDiesel named his son Cuntberry.

Honestly, its not the matter of the statement or if its taking power away from the name or blah blah blah, the crime is that growing up is hard enough experience without being named after Hitler, a name synonymous with evil in the culture of the country he's growing up in. Middle School will be tough for him if he doesn't go to a teacher, explain his unfortunate situation and say "Look, when you call attendance, just call me "Steve Campbell" so the other kids won't beat the living $%&# out of me, ok?" Love or hate the guy, racist or not, this kid will be beaten up, and that really sucks for poor little Adolf Hitler (Campbell).

@73 Agreed

@73 - You're right. That doesn't change the fact that this is not our choice to make... It's his parents choice - whether we like it, or not.

@73 totally agreed.

This kid is going to be beaten up.
That's an enormous handicap he's going to grow up with.

It all confirms my thought that kids should be able to themselves choose their name (or, at least change it) when they turn, say, 16 or 18.

Saddam Hussein killed less than 5% of iraq people killed by Bush's war...
now who is worse?!

Your country is going banckrupt and and I don't think an Hitler or a Bush more will do any more damage... USA is history... it has been good till it lasted... and yes keep playing with your free makret obsession: right now (almost on paper) USA is more poor than Africa!!!

Pah. Didn't any of you ever hear A Boy Named Sue? This kid's going to grow up to be nails.

in new zealand the court took legal custody of a child several months ago to change the poor childs name from "telula likes to hula" andactually have a law protecting children from "names that would cause offense to a reasonable person"....

dont believe me msn article here........

... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25827708/?GT1=43001/ .....

why it hasnt happened here with the 3 "grand dragon candidates" from these beatdown target parents is beyond me...

it seems to me that this kind of "statement making" is literally a ploy to make an example of any retaliation that is BOUND to occure from some anti kkk activisim.....

any court would be wise to remove the children from the custody of the grounds of a hostile environment and child endangerment... considering they are at an age where they may not be so heavily damaged by such action they may be put into a home (preferebly black, jewish and/or gay) where these kids can grow to make their own choices about the world and not have hate force fed into them...

to name your child adolf isnt nazi, but having 3 children "coincidentally" named in reference to white supremacy is just flat out retarded. i hope someone kidnaps them and drops them in the bronx ala "diehard with a vengance"

this kid will likely not have a bad childhood because his parents will probably isolate him from the world by homeschooling or putting him in some sort of white supremascist school were he won't be exposed to normal people

re: comment 80... until he (and the other 2...dont forget there are 3 of these little hangmeneach with overly "white power" names) graduates what ever "education" is given and leaves home unleashed into society like a naieve catholic school girl who ends up blowing goats on the internet for $20 because nobody prepared them for the real world. im sure its only a matter of time before the wrong thing is said to the wrong person and rodney king gets his redemption

with the imbedded programming and skewed views these kids will be lucky to survive to adulthood unless these parents put them through a cult compound upbringing (which they obviously dont because these kids are being brought to supermarkets and wallmarts)

with any luck a few stray bullets take out the parents leaving the kids unharmed

that evil smug look on the father... makes you want to just punch the biggot asshole right in the face... ...... ..... .... .... with a barrel full of buckshot

@76
You can change your name when you're 18. Can't you?

@77 - Thats pretty funny. How is it that Africa doesn't have people sneaking in from all over the world? Like the man said - we have a system here with so much excess even the poor people are fat. At our lowest point we are miles above the rest of the world.

@84. It's largely the poor in America that are fat. The upper classes have only a 5% overweight population (read that in a book by Dr Raj Persuad) and the numbers go up when the SES goes down. Let's face it, America may not be the worst country on the face of the planet, but it certianly can make some improvements.

the evil computers that secretly run the world are most pleased at these developments.

Man, neonazis are fugly!

sick f***s.

@16

I completely understand where you're coming from, I do. By all means, change your name to Adolf Hitler and begin the process of reclaiming it! Changing the connotations of a name takes work and awareness, neither of which an infant has. If someone really wanted to do so they should rename themselves, not stigmatize their children.

What a lovely lesbian couple...

Sick... I bet they are f***ed up freaks. Inbreeding?

LAST!

@92 - FAIL!

I would definalty get them shut down, so I am 3 years old and have the name of Germany's leader so I am a facist because of the same name, well I hope you have a good lawyer for discrimination charges. It's a good way to fine people and get rich at least. Maybe I will change my name to Satan for awhile and see how much I can get out of it, best scheme ever. But I wouldn't name my kid Adolf Hitler. That kid is not going to have an easy life poor guy.

Imagine how it's going to be when these kids grow up. It's going to make it all the more dificult when people refuse to even icknowladge (sp?) his prescences (sp?)

F*** you who have a problem with Adolfs' name!
He was and uhmazing man!
Very smart and powerful!
Don't talk shit.

this is why rednecks should not have kids.... their parents should not of had them which would eliminate this problem.... this is why abortion needs to stay legal, otherwise you've got redneck kids everywhere...and guetto kids for that matter

Who's the nazis now.

These parents are obviously attention whores. "A name is just that, a name... and if no one is named Adolf Hitler it will become more powerful and tabo" come on - in a perfect world that might be so but don't use one kid for trying to change the whole world's impression of that name. He will be so bullied throughout life (especially in school).

Perhaps making a cute puppet or imaginary character in a children's tv show named "adolf hitler" could be used for un-dramatizing hitler's name eventually, but don't use a real kid for this. People in general are no way near that tolerant, to not joke/bully etc. someone with such a name... It is possible to change first and second names you know - the father should have renamed himself adolf hitler instead if it was just for a tolerence test thing... sigh...

Personally,
I think as an American, with our so called rights, this is absolutely a violation of freedom! How dare anyone choose a name to be unfit. Ever heard of the song A Man Called Sue? I have a neighbor who named her son Damien. So that's ok? When a child is plucked from it's parents without cause, it is criminal. I would like to know what kind of person thinks it is not ok to name a child Hitler but it is quite fine for the state to act like Hitler. Hitler was not bad because of his name, rather his actions got him in trouble. Much like the actions the State are taking in the name of protecting the child.
The idiots posting comments here are blasting stupidity from their mouths without using their brains. Go ahead and let your politically correct media driven mouths hand over your personal rights so you can feel good about yourselves. It sounds truly patriotic these days.