Dec 5 2008Stripper Robots Make Me Question My Life
As a vehement hater of all things robotic, these stripper-bots have me in quite the quandary. I freaking hate robots, but my god do I love some strippers. So, what's the deal -- should I hate them? Should I love them? Should I still tip? Haha, I never tipped in the first place!
Hit the jump for an older video of the pole-freaking robots at some concert. BBC video here.
Pole dancing robots at gallery [bbcnews]
Thanks to Manny and Richard, who both agree tipping robot strippers in scrap metal is the accepted norm.
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Reader Comments
1. Steven The Great - December 5, 2008 4:17 PM
FIRST!!!
2. Twisted - December 5, 2008 4:17 PM
hmm....
3. Jay - December 5, 2008 4:17 PM
FIRST!!!¬!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. ryan - December 5, 2008 4:25 PM
Fourth bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Pink - December 5, 2008 4:25 PM
OK THATS JUST CREEPY!!!!!!
6. Ollie Williams - December 5, 2008 4:30 PM
I'd probably still hit it.
7. Mike Hawk - December 5, 2008 4:33 PM
Bitch took all my money. What am I gonna say to the toaster when I get home?
8. StlDragoon - December 5, 2008 4:49 PM
Atleast now they can give back some coin change that dont smell like sweaty shame.
9. C-3PO - December 5, 2008 4:49 PM
I do believe I've oiled myself.
10. Madgame - December 5, 2008 4:50 PM
Only if they have bullet-hole scars in their robo-asses
11. Caribou Fist (the youngest one) - December 5, 2008 4:53 PM
Gives us a whole different use for lubricant...
12. Daisy - December 5, 2008 4:54 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complet photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie NEver Back Down where Max is captured for a flesh fair and is forced to listen to Ministry and see robots killed.
13. Moose Knuckle (the incredibly handsome one) - December 5, 2008 4:54 PM
Seriously that's it? Moose Knuckles mom strips waaaaay better than that.
14. Danny - December 5, 2008 5:07 PM
Hmmm looks like something Lobster Random might be interested in...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_Random
15. Dolly - December 5, 2008 5:22 PM
OLD!!!!
This is completely old news. I saw this shit on Gizmodo year's ago.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie The Karate Kid where Daniel was in a Herbie Hancock video
16. big brown - December 5, 2008 5:22 PM
@7 lol thats funny, the toaster wont be happy at all
17. Gizmoduck - December 5, 2008 5:27 PM
this red stripe isn't helping
i can't figure this out. robot strippers.........its on the same level as pocket pussy if you ask me
pwnt
18. Moose Knuckle - December 5, 2008 5:37 PM
Sold!
I'll take 3, and some japanese school girl uniforms.
Konichiwa bitches..
19. Hunter - December 5, 2008 5:43 PM
...but why?
20. Boost - December 5, 2008 5:48 PM
Screw the strippers, that robot drummer is awesome!
21. Gizmoduck - December 5, 2008 5:49 PM
@18
lulzzy stuff
ogenki a-hole
22. Pat - December 5, 2008 6:37 PM
OMG, this is like something Bender from "Futurama" would chase after. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
23. Brian - December 5, 2008 7:06 PM
I once had a stripper talk to me about God while she was getting naked for my lap dance... I don't imagine robot strippers would ruin my boner like that.
24. known - December 5, 2008 7:30 PM
H A W T !
25. Bubba Gump - December 5, 2008 8:29 PM
lmfao
26. lulz - December 5, 2008 10:04 PM
damn, that's way weird XDDD
27. Diddy - December 5, 2008 10:08 PM
I love the fact that everyone ignored the 4-armed drum playing robot.
28. Somebody - December 5, 2008 10:19 PM
"But babydoll, since they didn't strip- you must acquit!"
29. Badcock - December 6, 2008 12:48 AM
My friend, this is just one of those things that you have to love to hate. Love 'em, hate 'em, they play with your emotions, and thats just like a real woman. Scary!
30. TommyP - December 6, 2008 4:06 AM
Creepy - kind of like Chuck E. Cheese without lovable furry animals!
No, wait - Chuck E. Cheese was creepy too!
31. bwahah - December 6, 2008 5:11 AM
@23 HAAAAHAHAHAH!!!! thats one of the funniest comments i've ever read
32. Tricky Ricky - December 6, 2008 11:07 AM
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying...
33. Thumperchica - December 6, 2008 2:33 PM
@32 - I bet you never knew missing children could be so sexy huh?
34. Guy - December 6, 2008 6:08 PM
I remember going to that club! (unfortunately...) Some big shot ATM machine beat me to the punch and left with two of the hottest stripper-bots alive. my $3 was not enough to seduce them... lame
35. FutureAxeMurderer - December 9, 2008 2:03 AM
So..... do I tip with Duracell? or Energizer?
I'll bet I can get into the Champagne Room if I use Lithium!