Dec 19 2008Stocking Stuffer: Companion Cube Keychains
Want to carry a little companion cube with you wherever you go? No problem, thanks to Etsy seller donsolo's $22 companion cube keychains.
Made with geeky love from .100" thick reclaimed aluminum. It measures 1.25" x 1.25" (about 3cm x 3cm). The surface has a brushed finish that will wear over time. It's attached to a clip style key holder with a flexible metal cord. End to end it's almost 4".
Perfect for the Portal lover on your gift list, the little cubes make a great stocking stuffer. And you know what else does? Those sexy legs of yours. Ooo la la!
Thanks to Michael, who may or may not have a financial interest in the sale of these keychains.
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Reader Comments
1. Elmo - December 19, 2008 1:16 PM
wtf is a companion cube?!
sounds dirty....
2. Doozy - December 19, 2008 1:19 PM
FAKE!!!!
Daisy is a complete asshat asshat. You can tell its an asshat because the shadow's are all asshat.
This is exactly like that asshat Daisy when she asshated her asshat and then she had a huge asshat.
3. Gizmoduck - December 19, 2008 1:21 PM
yea i dont know
4. Timbo - December 19, 2008 1:22 PM
Looks dumb....
Daisy is my hero
5. Moose Knuckle - December 19, 2008 1:22 PM
Geeky love is really the only love that is worth a damn... that and sweaty, hot, monkey love.
6. Imposterd - December 19, 2008 1:29 PM
im going to bake this into my christmas cake
then i will proceed to shoot all my guests dead.
there will be cake for none
AND DO YOU KNOW WHYYY!?
7. proteon - December 19, 2008 1:29 PM
I dunno kids. Portal was awesome but uh did we completely obliterate the line between "look i love star wars and knitted a darth maul" and "come buy my Super Mario Keychains!" That represents the difference between "man I love this f***ing shit" and "hey I can make a buck off of some douchebag who loves this f***ing shit."
Verdict: Gadzookery
8. proteon - December 19, 2008 1:30 PM
Gadzookery google it f***os.
9. Imposterd - December 19, 2008 1:37 PM
that keychains rediculously overpriced
and will probably sell like F***
i seem...to be purchasing...*to have purchased one...as we speak...hm
time to go whore myself around to pay for my WoW fix
10. Sharla - December 19, 2008 1:56 PM
I have never played Portal... I may have to try it. Of course, that means I actually have to shut down WoW for a few minutes...
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
11. Daisy - December 19, 2008 1:56 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tel its a fake because the shadow''''s are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was looking at his keychain collection baja was combing her lovely hair, and they were broke and needed to buy each other xmas presents. Max sold his keychains to buy Baja some pretty hair combs, and Baja sold her hair to buy a keyychain for Max. They opened the gifts on xmas morning and each thought the other was reminding them of the thing they gave up to buy a stupid gift, and they ended up having a huge argument.
The story had a happy ending though. The make-up sex was great.
12. Bernard Fleming - December 19, 2008 2:03 PM
@7 - Its quite reasonably priced when compared to tokyoflash watches.
13. Thumperchica - December 19, 2008 2:08 PM
WTF does the keychain have to to with the "weight watchers" tag? I'm confused...
BTW - key chain is cute
14. Pew³ - December 19, 2008 2:16 PM
See people. This is what I'm talking about. Daisy is incabable of any speech other than her fake post comments. But she has responded to everyones criticizm about the apostrope in shadows by adding multiple apostrophes.
She's calling out for help. She may be a quadroplegic somewhere locked in a closet trying to send us clues so someone can go rescue her.
Someone should forward every single post of hers to David Krumholtz and see if he can mathmatically find out where she's imprisoned.
Who is with me here?!?!?
FREE DAISY!!!
15. omg - December 19, 2008 2:34 PM
i have to have one. please stop ordering these so they wont sell out guise.
16. dszfsdf - December 19, 2008 3:14 PM
uh. 22 dollars? are they f***ing high?
17. Spider - December 19, 2008 3:55 PM
really?? 22?? I got better things to do with that kinda money! like cloning ancient old spiders
18. ...in America! - December 19, 2008 4:56 PM
@1: Google "Portal."
Keychain is adorable, but way overpriced.
19. known - December 19, 2008 5:51 PM
Daisy :)
20. known - December 19, 2008 5:51 PM
I just love that name
21. known - December 19, 2008 5:52 PM
I want to play your game
22. known - December 19, 2008 5:52 PM
Oh Daisy.....
23. known - December 19, 2008 5:53 PM
Come walk with me
24. known - December 19, 2008 5:53 PM
Come talk with me...
Oh Daisy
25. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - December 19, 2008 8:28 PM
I must not be geeky enough, I have no idea what this refers to. Nor do I feel the interest to spend the time looking it up...
26. @25 - December 19, 2008 10:24 PM
in all the time it took you to tell us how uninterested you were in what the companion cube was, you could have googled it and found out. you should have just not commented at all.
27. @26 - December 19, 2008 11:25 PM
Hey! Go f*** yourself.
28. Spam Artist - December 20, 2008 12:11 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is clearly a fake. The shadows are all wrong.
This is a prop used in a scene from the movie Tender Dracula.
The blonde permed haired french actress is sitting in a throne when
Dracula asks her for a waltz. The mute ex-husband of Dracula's wife
begins to play on the piano and all of the characters begin to dance.
They continue to dance with no audio but the piano music for the next
five minutes.
29. ...in America! - December 20, 2008 2:22 AM
@27: Are you threatening him with a good time?
30. meatier than yur mother - December 20, 2008 3:02 AM
@28 you gay fag shut the f*** up!
31. Mr. Man - December 20, 2008 8:11 AM
FTW with BBQ sauce and exile the UAW
32. Siriusly - December 20, 2008 1:52 PM
Listen, nobody reads the "photoshopped!" posts. It's a whole paragraph of jizm please.
33. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - December 20, 2008 9:02 PM
@ 27: Thank you.
34. RC-960018 - December 20, 2008 11:40 PM
I am a huge fan of Portal, but I can't take it anymore.
This bloody Weighted Companion Cube is really overrated.
It is just a f***ing cube you have to carry around a whole level only to incinerate it. And people love it. Why? I don't have a clue.
The regular cubes are really nicer. The keychain would be better if it was a regular cube or the Aperture Science logo.
If I hear about the f***ing cube again, or see some stupid merchandising of it again, I'm going to kill someone.
35. Minerva - December 21, 2008 1:25 AM
I got my boyfriend the plush wcc
36. Minerva - December 21, 2008 1:30 AM
I got it for him because I'm moving away for a few months and he will be alone so I figured a little company would make him feel better
37. babywiththepower - December 21, 2008 5:30 AM
@ 34: Please tell me that person would be yourself.
38. RC-960018 - December 21, 2008 12:56 PM
37: how about no?
39. Kitty - December 22, 2008 3:57 PM
34-
Shhhhh, this is Companion Cube's time
40. louis vuitton - September 27, 2009 7:46 PM
I have never played Portal... I may have to try it. Of course, that means I actually have to shut down WoW for a few minutes...