December 30, 2008

Spoiled Brats: The Cloud 9 Radio Flyer

Filed Under: damn rich people / luxury / mp3 player / no / not good / not worth it / one time my wheelbarrow's wheel came off and i tumbled down the hill and got fucked by a mule in the neighbor's pasture / racing / rich / speakers / wow / wrong

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The Cloud 9 by Radio Flyer is thankfully just conceptual at this time because no child, I don't care if they pick platinum boogers, deserves to ride around in such opulence. The questionable Flyer comes complete with two seats, MP3 player, speaker system, 5-point racing harnesses, and a digital display with temperature, odometer, and speedometer readouts. If the Cloud makes production, expect around a $1,000 pricetag. And to think: I spent my youth being pushed around in a wheelbarrow. For shame.

Radio Flyer Cloud 9 Wagon Crushes My Youthful Memories With MP3 Player, Bucket Seats [gizmodo]