Dec 24 2008Scientists Say 'Sex Chips' Are Coming Soon

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Sex chips. My God, what if they come in honey bbq flavor?

The chip works by sending tiny shocks from implanted electrodes in the brain.


Neurosurgery professor Tipu Aziz, said: "There is evidence that this chip will work. A few years ago a scientist implanted such a device into the brain of a woman with a low sex drive and turned her into a very sexually active woman. She didn't like the sudden change, so the wiring in her head was removed."

An electronic machine, named the Orgasmatron (pictured above), taken from the 1973 Woody Allen film Sleeper, is already under development by a North Carolina doctor, who is modifying a spinal cord stimulator to produce pleasure in women.

I mean, this is great and all, but for the ultimate in pleasure, I've got two words for you: me. Baby, I will take you places you've never been. Including, but not limited to: the emergency room, and Advance Auto. Ladies?

'Sex chip' being developed by scientists [telegraph]

Thanks to Pete, who, behind me (not literally), is the world's 2nd greatest lover. It's true, he even has the coffee mug to prove it.

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hahahahah yaay we can finally f*** the monkey as i mean its gonna be funn

I really need this. <3

It's amazing that we don't wonder why women enjoy sex less then men, and why that tends to be true more in America then elsewhere.

if you look at the countries when compared to the female arousal dysfunction rates they do correspond with countries that circumcise male and not in a good way. the male organ evolved the way it did to please women, and the foreskin is a critical part to having them mate as intended, once you understand what a foreskin is for and what it does the circumcised penis just seems so mutilated.

would it seem so odd that Sweden a country where circumcision without medical need is illegal topped the list of most sexually satisfied women, followed by France where circumcision is very rare

I would recommend people google "sex as nature intended"

ya sure its nice and all but for the cost? id rather do what i always do.. my hand

Dasiy stay away from this post its not photoshopped.

haha, the orgasmatron. 'Now with Vitamin C"

...and yes I came

@4: Yeah, cause smegma is so sexy...

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene from the movie Never Back Down where Max built a machine to enhance his sexual pleasure as a science project. Unfortunately the assignment included demonstrating the device in front of the class, and as soon as pulled out his meat the teacher sent him to the office and he was suspended.

Interestingly the device disapeared from the classroom, and Max got an A in science.

i am circumcised.. but i wonder, what good is foreskin when most likely a condom will be used?

#8 - daily showers and basic hygeine do the trick, that argument may have had some validity before the invention of modern plumbing
#10 - actually quite a bit, the gliding motion of the skin is a big advantage of a foreskin, and it exists regardless of whether a condom is used or not

@10 - go to any reputable barbecue place and say foreskin sandwich please. The counter girl will ask of you want slaw, and I recommend you say yes. I also think you should get hush puppies and sweet tea.

Interesting that all the posters are to busy to talk about the actual article. Is the subject too touchy, or is it that the education system has failed them and they fail to grasp the crux of the story.
A chip that simulates a basic function has to be a plus. If we lived in a world where there were already too many people, I would be concerned but., being as WE feel there aren't enough of US, hey a device that makes us screw like rabbits sounds like a definite plus.

@5 - you act like you have a choice.

HIV/AIDS decline related to circumcized males

mike smith you clearly have no background or understanding of human anatomy. "the gliding motion of the skin is a big advantage of a foreskin" You must not even understand simple physic principles such as friction and tension. More friction means more discomfort, but than again human anatomy and basic physics such as "Friction" is a very tough subject and too hard to comprehend.

It is much better to state facts that can be changed, and mean to support anything. Because after all, 70% of randomly stated internet facts are never just out of someone's ass and have firm, and documented evidence to support them.

Yes that is interesting about the chip, although it reminds me of one of those classic books,"read - Brave New World." Isn't that scarey though that this is trying to be created. What are the consequences or behavior changes that would result from something like this. Would we get a Brave New World type of civilization?

I think it's a fabulous idea and will be first in line when it comes out. Just recently had my clit pierced and am constantly sexually aroused now. Nothing like even more stimuli to get an even bigger orgasm. Bring it on baby. I'll even volunteer for these projects.

Where can I sign up for these research projects anyways?

GoddessMax, just call my number ...I mean this number here ... 555-1212 ;)

Part of the problem may be that some ladies actually need more than one male partner in an evening to satisfy them.

Yes, I have seen some who have been at either swing clubs, or the adult theater take on more than 20 men.

Also, it does appear that more women, at least in America suffer from a lower sex drive than men.

But, as far as what I like to call the "supply and demand" dynamics of sex, the women who need more than one or two, or a dozen more than compensate.

Team work also means that none of us feel we have to be everything to a lady, because she will ultimately be satisfied, provided male egos are set aside...

This doesn't sound bad! Fake orgasms will decrease, too. :)

I love how americans have been brainwashed into believing that being circumcised is the "good and hygienic" thing to do. Oh yea, let's just cut off a piece of the penis that is filled with pleasurable nerves and that was created through the evolution of our species from thousand of years..all because "we" know better than evolution. And as for AIDS declining in circumcised men, that's only in countries like Africa where many people don't have the plumbing and water to properly cleanse underneath the skin of the penis. In Europe where circumcision is not common, there are no reported increases in AIDS cases, but again that is due to proper cleansing techniques and the availability of water and plumbing for the general public. And as for Smegma, it serves a purpose of protecting the penile skin and is not a "dirty" thing, it is there for a reason and purpose, and if you don't like it you can wash it off. That's all folks... Happy Holidays Everyone!

16.) look harder then the mainstream media, look at the actual studies, the majority show there is NO link between circumcision and hiv

17.) no you show no understanding of anatomy at all,seriously, the foreskin acts like a sliding bearing, I know I have experienced it from foreskin restoration. think about it with a cut penis it is just skin on skin friction, with a foreskin the skin glides up and down the shaft


Again I have done foreskin restoration (google it) and I have seen the benefits of having a foreskin(at least the ones I have been able to get back), the gliding sensation alone is worth the trouble

I agree about uncircumcised men. My uncircumcised Swedish husband has by far given me the most pleasure sexually than any circumcised man ever could. Before I thought uncircumcised was dirty and visually unappealing, but I must say my mind changed after meeting him. Cleansing one self daily is something all men should do circumcised or not, so it is not a hygiene issue.

As for the sex chip, I don't need it now or ever!

You people are all idiots.

I remember watching Sleeper, many years ago...oh Woody Allen...you rock.

you people are all losers

If circumcision protected against HIV, then the US would not have the massive numbers of infected that it does. The percentage in the U.S. where people are widely circumcised is much higher than the rates in Europe, where it is very rare to be circumcised. Think on this, if half the sensation in your penis has been removed at birth, do you want to wear a condom?
Please support human rights and end routine infant circumcision. http://www.mgmbill.org/
On the article- I think it's a great idea to implant people with a pleasure chip. Think of the reduction in crime, and drug use. Because what is drug use except a chasing of the natural pleasure pathways?

How is involuntary genital dismemberment not ILLEGAL?

@20 - 30 rubles please for use of my smileyface

@4 - You have a point, almost. Most of the problem with American women not achieving orgasm stems from our taboo about learning to enjoy sex as a woman. We slowly conquering this, but of the women I know, the ones that are timid about their sexuality are the least satisfied. The ones that are not timid (no, I don't mean slutty) about their body and needs are happy, and circ vs. no circ. only makes a sensation difference.
@8 - I totally LOL'd to seeing you use smegma properly...

PWNED

mike smith you clearly have no background or understanding of human anatomy. "the gliding motion of the skin is a big advantage of a foreskin" You must not even understand simple physic principles such as friction and tension. More friction means more discomfort, but than again human anatomy and basic physics such as "Friction" is a very tough subject and too hard to comprehend.

FFF

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