Dec 23 2008Santa, Quick!: A Millennium Falcon Sled

It's a well known fact that Santa hates my guts because I caught him boning a reindeer one foggy Christmas Eve while I was trying to piss my name in the snow (not Rudolph though, it was dark). So I'm probably not gonna get anything, but I figured I'd try anyways.
Santa,
Just writing to inform you of a last minute gift idea for yours truly -- a moderately priced ($35) Millennium Falcon sled. Thank you for your time and consideration.Sincerely,
The Geekologie Writer
P.S. If you do not comply I will be forced to fly your reindeer to the moon, where they will die -- flying reindeer can't breathe in outer space!
Damn I write a good letter.
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Sled [ohgizmo]
Thanks to Pat, who's holding out for an AT-AT sled.
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Reader Comments
1. Joeigglypuff - December 23, 2008 6:21 PM
first!
I want one.
2. Jo Mama - December 23, 2008 6:21 PM
In Jedi America, the sled rides you.
3. known - December 23, 2008 6:29 PM
I had an x-wing figher sled as a kid, but it didn't slide so well. This one looks better
4. Timbo - December 23, 2008 6:35 PM
If I actually needed a sled down here in Texas I would sooooooooooooooooooooooo get one!
5. Pew³ - December 23, 2008 6:41 PM
I would totally take one of these, although I live in SoCal and the nearest snow is about two hours away. I would totally devote a day to say I rode on a Millenium Falcon.
6. Peter - December 23, 2008 6:53 PM
You'd buy this if your 6.
7. Spider - December 23, 2008 6:55 PM
C'mon!! This is geekologie!! how come no one has said anything about its symmetry and how therefore it would suck as a sled cuz you'd prolly end up going crooked, sideways and eventually flip over.
8. C-Basstian - December 23, 2008 6:56 PM
(skims past a tree) That was too close
9. Spam Artist - December 23, 2008 7:02 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. The shadows are ALL wrong.
I am sure that everyone recognises this from a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
After surviving a gingerbread house crash, the overdubbed red headed french actress sends a telegram to Dracula's resurrected man servant. Dracula intercepts the message, and decifers it uses his Christmas tree light set, rigged so that they emit morse code.
Dracula's resurrected man servant's ex wife mistakes the morse code, which
she sees in reverse due to her expensive mechanical watch malfunctioning, and reads it as a sign that she should adopt the drunken overdubbed french make up artist as her son.
Dracula, wondering why his wife has not responded to his message, goes to look for her. Upon entering her room he discovers his wife feeding her new son. Enraged, Dracula feels that he can no longer be tender, and challenges the drunken overdubbed french make up artist to a hammering contest.
Dracula suggests using his coffin as the target, and to prove that the nails are securely hammered, the opponent should lie inside the coffin while the lid is nailed on.
Dracula takes the first turn hammering, and shortly afterwards burys the drunk overdubbed frenchman in his garden, only to dig him up on Boxing Day.
10. Anita Bath - December 23, 2008 7:28 PM
Why is it that nobody in the US of A seems to know the difference between "your" and "you're"?
11. TransconaSlim - December 23, 2008 7:49 PM
I bet that sled can make the the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
12. DJ Tyrannosaur - December 23, 2008 8:18 PM
It's all fun and games until the kids on the 6 seater death star toboggan run you down, break your sled, laugh as you cry over it and subsequently blow up your girlfriend's planet.
13. Daisy - December 23, 2008 9:44 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max has a saucer sled that he sprays with a non-nutritive food lubricant that he was working on for a school project, and it makes his sled travel exceedingly fast.
14. Adra - December 24, 2008 5:17 AM
Lol you could so use this to fly into one of the vents on Santa's Festive Fortress, past his defence guns, and blow up the fortress from the inside. PEW PEW Santa PEW PEW
Gx
15. (+.[___]-:-) - December 24, 2008 2:25 PM
@ 11
Only if it's outrunning Imperial Cruisers. Not the local bulk, mind you, i'm talking about the big Corellian ships now.
Good one.
16. Joker - December 24, 2008 2:34 PM
(+.[___]-:-) i must say that is a sweet ass effect and i bow to you sir or madam. and this sled kicks ass
17. (+.[___]-:-) - December 25, 2008 4:31 PM
Ahh, thank you good sir (or...the other one). I happened across the "PSP" text-effect when searching for something other than the typical "lol".
And yes, that is one kick-ass sled.