Dec 17 2008Santa, I've Been Good This Year, I Swear. Fine -- I'm Lying, But, Damnit You Chubby Bastard, I Really Want This R/C Tank
And what an R/C tank it is too! The 6ft, 550lb beast is a 1/4 scale replica of a German King Tiger and operates via two 500-watt, 24 volt motors, capable of pulling a car. Complete with a 2ft gun and functional turret, the tank is clearly ready to destroy at its operator's command. Unfortunately, the wickedness costs $10,230, which means laying siege to your neighbor's house is probably gonna have to wait -- till you can steal their car while they're on vacation! Drive that land-yacht right through the bay window. Extra points if you can park upstairs!
Toy tank will blow your mind [thesun]
Thanks to Richthegringo, who once road a tank into K-Mart and raided the blue-light special.
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Reader Comments
1. Georgethefirst - December 17, 2008 2:03 PM
hmm let the war games begin!
2. Georgethefirst - December 17, 2008 2:03 PM
FIRST!
3. Pew³ - December 17, 2008 2:04 PM
I would like a 1/4 scale version of the Abrams M1A2.
That would decimate all!
Pew pew pew
4. Thumperchica - December 17, 2008 2:06 PM
Brings the term "Going Postal" to an entirely new height.
GW- I usually don't care, but I can't help this one, you used "road" it should've been "rode". sorry.
5. LSDiesel - December 17, 2008 2:07 PM
Toys for tots?
6. Daisy - December 17, 2008 2:09 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got out of jail and Baja picked him up driving a former cop car. Max lit a cigarette and threw the lighter out the window. On the way home they got pulled over but Baja knew there were warrants out for her so she drove away from the cops. She drove around a bunch finally going through the mall where they ruined several stores, and the cops ended up being turned upside down. Later Max told Baja to get a new cigarette lighter.
7. Gizmoduck - December 17, 2008 2:14 PM
butt plug
8. Douche McAllister - December 17, 2008 2:23 PM
Can I retrofit it to spit fire? Cuz if I can, I'm going to use it to clear the ice off my driveway. I hate winter.
9. Douche McAllister - December 17, 2008 2:40 PM
@3
Me too. Actually, I'll take both and have a tank battle in the park. That would be super t***.
10. Phillynate - December 17, 2008 2:51 PM
8=====D (I) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P + V = WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. Madgame - December 17, 2008 3:11 PM
Mmmmmm tiger....
And...I also have a two foot gun
12. blp - December 17, 2008 5:09 PM
Does it shoot 6mm BBs like it's smaller toy counterparts? pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew! got u in the nutsack haha!
13. dme - December 17, 2008 5:26 PM
The guy who said it is a photochop is an idiot. It's made by Mark 1 Tanks in the UK. http://www.mark-1-tank.co.uk/ They also make a 1/4 scale T35/85 and a 1/4 scale Tiger I.
14. Pew³ - December 17, 2008 6:06 PM
@13. Welcome to Geekologie dme, the guy you are referring to is a troll and says everything is fake on every post. We can tell this is the first time you have been here (n00B) because by the second or third post you would have noticed this, after about a dozen or so posts you want to kill Daisy.
Have a nice day!
15. Jordan - December 17, 2008 7:09 PM
That's just so.... awesome! I want one!
16. known - December 17, 2008 8:00 PM
(1) saw it (2) loved it (3) jzzzzzzzz
17. known - December 17, 2008 8:01 PM
ahh yes, I definitely miss & love when someone doesn't get the Daisy thing. Too funny
18. dme - December 17, 2008 11:09 PM
Yeah, would be the first time at this site. I've been around the block though (although not with Daisy). Anyone seen www.rctankcombat.com? This would be my tank I am building to battle with: http://s154.photobucket.com/albums/s265/nitzerebbhead/Sturmtiger/
19. RC-960018 - December 18, 2008 1:26 AM
I can hardly wait for an AT-AT version.
20. Tixilix - December 19, 2008 5:07 PM
Nazi Robot Tank stormtroopers are our superiors