Dec 4 2008Red Shells: Guy Plays Mario Kart In Real Life

I would totally have sex with Remi Gaillard. Or maybe I wouldn't?

FRITS FAGS.

People from France are so...French.

that is way too funny lol throwing peels at cars next to him lmao

ive said it once and ill say it again, people have to much free time!! hilarious though...

@2- yeah they usually are =)

As awesome as that was I'd probably run over his head for throwing a peel at me.

wow.

Mario is overrated and annoying. Why can't they bury that italian punk to his grave already. Put it in history books and never to be made into a game.

These people just couldn't let go of their childhood days. Mario here, Mario there, Mario is f***ing everywhere. I know he's the mascot of nintendo, but bitch please, nobody gives a f*** if your wearing a f***ing mario jumpsuit and rolling on a f***ing cart.

These dude's a douche!!! Iwould like to f*** his brain out so that he'll get mario out of his system.

Mario really should've stop after Super Mario Brothers 2. It makes no f***ing sense of making gazillions more of it.

Here's a list of Nintendo character's that should've been buried a long time ago:
1. Luigi
2. Zelda and Link
3. Donkey Kong
4. Kirby
5. Samus Aran
6. Everyone on Metroid

F*** them all!

@6

Awww, I bet you never had a Nintendo as a kid. Poor little guy...

I had Colecovision, never had nintendo, but damn this guy has cojones.

wow someone needs to go retro and brush up on video game history. mario to gamers is like jelly is to peanut butter. come on people this is awsome

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Maybe it helped that I am high and totally get that

@6 you said "Mario really should've stop after Super Mario Brothers 2. It makes no f***ing sense of making gazillions more of it." But that makes no sense because Super Mario Brothers 3 was the best one! Also you have to remember the geekologie writer has an unhealthy obsession with all things Nintendo. He really believes Zelda is real and will one day see her sweet boobs.

I would have liked it even more if it had ended with him burning on the side of the road with Luigi and the Princess being held back by the cops to let the paramedics and firemen through.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja were working on a beer bottling line and BAja put her glove on one of the bottles.

Wait, where's the part where his kart get's so banged up he needs another one, so he stops another driver, yanks him outta the car, jacks his ride, runs over a buch of pedestrians, get's 2 stars, races the cops to a pay n spray, then celabrates by banging some hookers?

This is just not very accurate.

reminds me of robot chicken.....and my days in the italian mafia, who knew you could fit an AK in a violin case! italiean's are f***ing geniouses! And the french #2 summed it up...

I thought i f***ing unlocked them all!!???!I knew i was missing one just like the time when i thought i had all characters in super smash bros. brawl but it turned out there were 9 characters overall.

HA HA HA HA "banging some hookers"!!!!

F***ing classic Moose Knuckle... Jesus H you're funny. For f*** sakes. I'd eat your sperm. Really.

Whoa!?!?

Have you seen "Single White Female"? Someone is getting a little scary @16.

Unless you're a hot chick (but they never are).

HAHAHAHA i was just watching this yesterday this guy is amazing i escpecially like his kangaroo one.

@17. No I'm a fat hairy unemployed useless twat. And a dude.

So you work with Moose Knuckle, right? You've touched him, right? Shaking his hand... or patting him on the back for all his hard work and hilarious posts...

Can I lick your fingers?

@#6 - I wont say you are wrong about Mario growing boring but how can you put Link + Zelda and Samus on your list?

First off, the newest Zelda and Metriod games are awesome and have definitely aged well. They've come a long way from where they started, unlike Mario (in my opinion). But seriously, Samus? She's the all time BEST female face buster in video game history, PERIOD. (no pun intended) Not only that, but like is said earlier, Metroid games keep getting better and better.

Kirby, Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong - those are kids characters. I agree perhaps with not exactly what you say but maybe your idea that Nintendo still has not shaken off its "geared toward kids" image, which as a 27 year old who has been playing Nintendo since I was 5 years old, is kind of frustrating. I mean, people like myself helped build Nintendo to what it is today, by saving all of our allowance so we could by Mega Man III, by wasting our money on Virtual Boy and by getting every system they put out. So yeah, I understand the frustration of being left behind by our beloved Nintendo in an act of staying with key demographics. I too, am tired of every Disney movie being turned into a crappy game, while older nerds like myself wait and wait for something really kick ass for us to come out. I want something grown up too dammit! But lets not let this cloud our judgement so much as to cast out that which is still awesome about Nintendo. And let us not ever take thy lord Samus' name in vain.

I actually found this pretty hilarious. Mostly because If I was driving home completely hammered (which is a requirement in Canada) and some asshat pulled in front of me riding a go-cart dressed as Mario while hucking peels, I'd literally shit myself laughing. Then I'd ram the f***er.

If 6 hates video games so much, why does he come to this site? That's about half what's here. That and star wars, star trek, technology, and nerdy stuff. If you don't like it, leave. Dork.

I'm a douche! What can I say.

@20 Yeah, I think you're right. I guess I grew out of Nindendo games. Super Nintendo was my last console from Nint. But I'm glad you agree with me on Mario.

So long...

This is one of the best posts I've seen in a long time!

It's not his first video, i advise you to watch his others one

@6 - Super Mario Bros 3 PWNED. I get what you're saying, but I disagree.
We are children of the home console video game era.
From a shitty Commodore 64, Atari, Nintendo, SNES, or Sega, these were the first consoles most of us had. Those memories spending a week at a time of your summer vacation with at least one of your friends trying to beat your sister's high score at Tetris, saving that dumb bitch Princess Peach, pwning a koopa, or just staying up for 3 days straight with your best buds to beat MegaManX...
I totally digressed...

My point, don't knock the nostalgia that built the foundation for the modern games.

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I agree completely with 21.

And also, why did the star music play when he had a super mushroom? F***ing FAIL.

Hey another Moose Knuckle clone!

Good point too, you f***ing dick licker.

Awesome! Although the fact that Yoshi sound effects kept playing when he threw peels was annoying. And the star music playing when he had the golden mushroom as #28 pointed out. Other than that, pretty cool. I love Mario. And @ #6...fail. Mario 3 pwns.

Nice wheel poke!

Totally agree with 26. You've got to learn to crawl before you walk. Walk before you run, bitch. As I've posted other places, I can't even pass the first level of the original supermario brothers but I would f*** Remi like nobody's business. For someone who is completely video-game-retarded (owing mostly to the fact I have a vagina), I have a healthy respect for all things video-game related. Don't knock Mario. Knock boots.

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