Dec 1 2008Yes Please!: A Sweet Chainsaw Bayonet

GEARS OF WAR FTW

I need one of these for my living room. And some roadkill.

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back DOwn where MAx and Baja and their friends are on their way to a Lynard Skynard concert in Dallas. They cross through a small, isolated town called Travis County. They pick up a disturbed woman who then shoots herself with a gun. Looking for the local authorities, the group travels through the town, meeting the locals. One by one, they are picked off by a strange man with a demented face. Realising that they are in mortal danger, they must escape from the town from a family of cannibals and a chainsaw-wielding madman.

Sweeet sweeeet justice!!! You don't even need to kill with this, people just run in fear.

And like always, Daisy STFU

REAL!!

This is obviously Real You can tell its real because the shadows are all right.

This is exactly like the seen from Gears of War 2 where Marcus Fenix chainsaw duals one of the Locusts and eventally wins by rapidly tapping B.

Rose.

^ meant to say "scene" not "seen". Sorry Internet police.

Rose

the idiot looked like he was about to chop off his own feet half of the video.

of course i would love one of those to protect me from burglars at home, though.
you want my TV? how about your own legs, in your mouth and up your ass?

"FLURST!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I dont want to judge someone on the color of their neck but YEEHAW!!!!

haha someone needs to get their movies straight.

#8=epic fail. Looks like this guys a Gears fan.

Some "red necks" just have too much time on their hands.

Real!!!!!

I can tell this is real because its way to cool to be fake.

This reminds me of the movie "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" When he gets so pissed off at dasiy claiming that this was from some shitty movie.He chases her down,cuts off her head and out of frustration shoves it right up her vajayjay.

And I would know I was the director

What kind of sick mind... I give up on humanity

@13 nice! Can I pee in her eye sockets before he shoves her head right up her vajayjay?

"Doing what rednecks does best!"
(ignore the wrong grammar)

Hail to the king baby

I realise my last 2 comments may be quite contradictory, u must realise I've recently become insane (since geekologie, coincidence? I think not). I want the world to live in peace but at the same time fantasise about the most horrific things involving Daisy.

@15. Sorry no I cant add it into the movie but we can add it to the deleted scenes on the dvd.

Ey, (@18)Moose! beat ya by the second. Hahaha! That was awesome.

Anyways, great job!

doublewtf, it doesnt even inject your enemy with CO2? thats so 1984.

GOF2. I wants it.

it would be sweeter if it was mounted on a shotgun

All this makes me think about orange paint

BUZZ BUZZ PEW BUZZ BUZZ PEW BUZZ BUZZ PEW!

Ironic that he's holding that sweet weapon just above the sign that says "Fife Security Agency."

...goddamn locust.

And I'm calling fake on # 3. The post is obviously photoshopped. Look at the bad punctuation and sheer stupidity of the post and the obession with North Korea

ahh.... i saw this before, its old....actually as a matter of actuall fact i saw it yesterday.
@9 NOBODY TAKES 9TH EXCEPT ME! im gunna hunt you down with 8 compasses and a guide bear! if you wake up with a fork in yur back don't be surprised! until next time....

Hey Daisy: the scene that you have described is NOT in the movie Never Back Down. PWNED! gg, no re

i'm pretty sure daisy's a man

that guy looks like he would actually use one of those... or worse, give it to a robot.

Perfect for zombies

Yes, it's the perfect Christmas gift for the zombie you love.

i'm pretty sure daisy's a woman

I'm pretty sure daisy's annoying

Holy heck! He's got that baby mounted on a Saiga! And one with a drum mag!

Check it out here:
http://www.tromix.com/saiga.htm

Why does Daisy just copy and paste the exact same post?

That is a sweet f***in gun. I wanna steal it. Somebody give me his address.

An assault rifle with a chainsaw... where have I seen that before?

daisy is cool in my book

I need a few here in Afghanistan, add a whole dimension to Taliban-hunting.

damn....... this sheet right heuh makes me wanna go to da home depot, buy me some circular saw blades. Then take my ass back to da crib n' ghetto rig me a f***ing splicer! shooting mother f***ers with that shit knameen! all like BWADAT!!!!!! KACHING!!!!!! Screaming AHHHHH I CUT YOU NYUKKKA!!!! I CUT JOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

DO WANT.

I prefer the chainsaw with the gun attachment...much more fun.

Gx

Immaterial!

This is obviously immaterial, the shadows have a physical form.

This reminds me of a scene from the movie Tender Dracula where the two overdubbed sleazy french men paint a woman up to look like she has been killed with a chainsaw bayonette, and she disappears.

Buttercup

I couldn't tell if he was wearing a wedding ring or not.

time to grow up...

@45, Nice link Buttercup.
I convinced everyone at work that I am a vampire ninja and I need to be left alone, or else I will drink of their blood.

...What do you mean....Fired?

HAHAHAHAHA. LSDiesel, you're such a funnnnny boy. OMG, you're so not a vampire even though your teeth kinda really look like that!!! STOP LYING TO THE WORRRRLLLLDDD. Unless you've already tested out your possible vampireness, I'm free tonight. Even if you already have... WINK. WINK. (did you get that hit? My place. 7pm. You bring the glow sticks)

BACK OFF BITCHES.

<3 The future Mrs. LSDiesel

oh and, nice post geekman! :D

SWEET!

LOCUST!

dude that's a total rip off of gears of war for xbox 360

oh yeah! i want it.

Detructo-vision here i come!!

doesn't it seem stupid to use the chainsaw and swing it towards your legs and feet? maybe against something above you, yeah, but one lil slip against something below your waist and you cut a major artery and lose a chunk of your leg. maybe even your weiner

My brother has that poster

Report This! I just red the news on the rich men seeking affairs club !!!.sugar baby __myinterracialmatch.com__ and then i came here..

gears of war my ass.

warhammer 40k had chainsaws on asault weapons way b4 any fps

Actually if they were redneck they would try mounting those chainsaws on a truck

Great, fat dumb Americans with even crazier weapons!

Good thing they pack that sort of heat in case they run into "the enemy". Love it how the fact that there are no jihadi terrorists in Bumf***, Louisiana doesn't stop these guys.

i think the barney fife poster in the lower right hand corner explains all :)

I came.

Alright, I know what to ask santa for christmas.

adding to christmas list in case of zombpocalypse

saw some people saying this was fake. this is real. my boyfriend works with the guy in the video. :P

I have just one thing to say:
Does Bruce Campbell know about this?!?!?

Need for Zombie Apocalypse...

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

The woman cackling in the background of the video makes it a little creepy.

Also, totally impractical zombie apocalypse weapon. Think about fuel use, folks. Pretty soon it'd just be a gun that's heavier than it should be.