If God wasn't too busy spiting me every morning, he'd eat this shit for breakfast.
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Bacon Cheese Roll [foodproof]
Thanks Cam and Owen, my God did that smell good.
I'm serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it's just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats from thisiswhyyourefat.com that will stop your heart before you can say NOM NO... / Continue →
Porkgasm: a pig roast made entirely out of meat -- just like the real thing! And *sniff* probably the most beautiful thing I've ever wanted to put in my mouth. Ha, except for that FabergÃ© egg. Delicious and nutritious gold.
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Canned bacon. Undoubtedly the best course of The Last Supper, Yoder brand canned bacon can now be yours. Plus, it comes in sweet-ass camo cans. Hey, where'd my bacon go?!?
For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any stor... / Continue →