Pfft, Hearts Are Overrated Anyways

If God wasn't too busy spiting me every morning, he'd eat this shit for breakfast.

Hit the jump for a picture of the finished product.

Bacon Cheese Roll [foodproof]

Thanks Cam and Owen, my God did that smell good.

• See, This Is Why You're Fat

  February 13, 2009

  I'm serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it's just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats from thisiswhyyourefat.com that will stop your heart before you can say NOM NO... / Continue →
• I Really Want One: Porkgasm In A Pan

  March 13, 2009

  Porkgasm: a pig roast made entirely out of meat -- just like the real thing! And *sniff* probably the most beautiful thing I've ever wanted to put in my mouth. Ha, except for that Fabergé egg. Delicious and nutritious gold. Hit the jump for a pictorial of how to make a Po... / Continue →
• Canned Bacon: Perfect For Stocking Your Robot/Zombie Shelter. Also, Snacking

  March 25, 2009

  Canned bacon. Undoubtedly the best course of The Last Supper, Yoder brand canned bacon can now be yours. Plus, it comes in sweet-ass camo cans. Hey, where'd my bacon go?!? For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any stor... / Continue →