December 11, 2008
Pfft, Hearts Are Overrated Anyways
Filed Under: bacon / breakfast lunch and dinner / daddy likes / deliciousness / food / heart / heart explosions / heartwarming / i'd hit it / mmmm / nectar of the gods / nom nom nom / pig / pork chop sandwiches! / yes please / yummy?

If God wasn't too busy spiting me every morning, he'd eat this shit for breakfast.
Hit the jump for a picture of the finished product.

Bacon Cheese Roll [foodproof]
Thanks Cam and Owen, my God did that smell good.
See, This Is Why You're Fat
I'm serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it's just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats from thisiswhyyourefat.com that will stop your heart... More →
I Really Want One: Porkgasm In A Pan
Porkgasm: a pig roast made entirely out of meat -- just like the real thing! And *sniff* probably the most beautiful thing I've ever wanted to put in my... More →
Canned Bacon: Perfect For Stocking Your Robot/Zombie Shelter. Also, Snacking
Canned bacon. Undoubtedly the best course of The Last Supper, Yoder brand canned bacon can now be yours. Plus, it comes in sweet-ass camo cans. Hey, where'd my bacon... More →
-
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: Expert Mode Toilet
February 3, 2012
-
Another Day, Another Stupid Japanese Face Exerciser
February 3, 2012
-
Foot-Long Sea Insect Pulled Up From The Deep
February 3, 2012
-
It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's...Their Lovechild?: R/C Bird
February 3, 2012
-
Chart Of Comic Character Spectrum Of Good Vs Evil
February 3, 2012
-
Transform And Walk Out: Robot's Wheels Turn To Legs
February 3, 2012
-
Go Easy Bro!: Statue Of Hulk Straining On The John
February 3, 2012
-
Depressing: Kids These Days (Are Dumb As $#!7)
February 3, 2012
Geekologie is a geek blog dedicated to the scientific study of gadgets, gizmos, and awesome.