Dec 2 2008PEW PEW: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek Mashup
This is a pretty well-made mashup of Star Wars and Star Trek. It's captain Jean-Luc Picard vs. Darth Vader in an epic space battle of galaxial proportions. It's definitely worth a view. The video is almost six minutes long though, so, depending on how your boss feels about you actually doing something awesome with your time, you may have to watch it at home. And for all of you that work in an organization where Youtube is blocked, well, you should quit. Tell your boss the Geekologie Writer told you to. And also, I slept with his wife. Or, if your boss is a woman, I slept with her. Ha, in her wildest dreams! Unless she's a fifty-something with a really deep voice and a tattoo of a rose on her thigh, in which case, damnit, I may have taken her home one night.
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Thanks to This Is Me Posting, whose name just made my head explode.
Reader Comments
1. sdu - December 2, 2008 1:57 PM
shit f***
2. assman - December 2, 2008 1:58 PM
second!
3. Erik - December 2, 2008 2:01 PM
YAWN!
Closed after a minute.
4. sdu - December 2, 2008 2:01 PM
I always knew this stuff would come to geekologie someday. And here it is.
This stuff is older than my great grandpa's shriveled knees.
I didn't even watch the video. Being first is the pinnacle of my success.
This is the 4th time around. Hells yeah!
5. sdu - December 2, 2008 2:01 PM
I always knew this stuff would come to geekologie someday. And here it is.
This stuff is older than my great grandpa's shriveled knees.
I didn't even watch the video. Being first is the pinnacle of my success.
This is the 4th time around. Hells yeah!
6. Joner - December 2, 2008 2:02 PM
Man I thought that was awesome lol
7. C-Basstian - December 2, 2008 2:06 PM
yep...cant see it... but darth would kick his ass... dont get me wrong i love the trek but come on... the force and light sabers vr what... photon torpedos?
8. Moose Knuckle - December 2, 2008 2:07 PM
I really think George Lucas messed up the last few Star Trek movies. I mean, a Freakin' Jean Luc clone?!?!? And his romance with Padme was completely contrived, and how they went back and showed how Worf got his dad's lightsaber... weak.
9. big brown - December 2, 2008 2:21 PM
what......the.....f***?
10. This Is Me Posting - December 2, 2008 2:22 PM
I love the part where Picard dusts his plaque.
11. Ryuzaki - December 2, 2008 2:27 PM
ahahaha freakin funny. never saw that one b4. really good.
i sincerely hope no one ever thought star trek woul ever stand a chance agains vader.
face it people! vader --> force! hello?? he can strangle people by remote control ahahahah
12. Angel Mass - December 2, 2008 2:32 PM
laser...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
13. Atrides - December 2, 2008 2:33 PM
Starfleet would smash the shit out of the Imperial Armada any day. Vader may be "powerful," but Q could obliterate him, Maul, Palpatine, Yoda, Windu, Obi Wan, Luke, and Qui-Gon, and the Death Star with a single thought.
14. Pew³ - December 2, 2008 2:39 PM
Darth Vader built Data as a child!
Heyooo!
15. Mike - December 2, 2008 2:40 PM
HAHAHAH - PURE AWSOME.
16. Allegro - December 2, 2008 2:41 PM
@13. Q was just another Jedi.
17. Bleh - December 2, 2008 2:41 PM
Not to geek myself total out but this has been proven before:
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html
Sorry tre nerds, Star Wars wins hands down as sorted by cannon sources from borth universes.
Also Fish seriouslly this is 4-5 years old. Where have you been?
18. bleh - December 2, 2008 2:42 PM
please ignore spelling. I just woke up. Damn night shift.
19. Pew³ - December 2, 2008 3:05 PM
@17. Good reading. Star Trek sucks!
20. Daisy - December 2, 2008 3:32 PM
Fak....nope, sorry, far too cool to call fake.
Instead...AWESOME.
The shadows are just right...
=D
21. billabong021 - December 2, 2008 3:58 PM
WAT WAT WAT?!
Darth Vader never used the force over such a huge distance!
Wishful thinking star wars drones, star trek would win any day!
22. Anexio - December 2, 2008 4:34 PM
I think it's a scientific fact that Darth Vader would be Jean Luc's butt monkey if they ever met in battle.
It all sounds horrible until you realize that Darth loves it up the ass and then it's just gross.
23. Daisy - December 2, 2008 4:37 PM
TOTAL FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is just like the scene in Never Back Down where Baja takes video mixing classes before getting a job at on U, and overlays hidden camera video of Max rubbing one out to internet porn in a wheel of fortune chatroom while eating bacon flavored ice cream - - with videos of herself as a child dancing on stage in a christmas play wearing a tutu & speaking portuguese.
24. jEnsmo - December 2, 2008 6:53 PM
Very funny!!
On a comment related note.........what is a good/reliable proxy site to get around You Tube etc being blocked?? Everytime I find a decent one, it doesn't work a week or two later.
25. meanmofo - December 2, 2008 8:02 PM
I read the title and said "F*** THIS!! Star Trek sucks balls compared to Star Wars (ep 4-6)!!!!
Guess what?? I'm a nerd OK???????????
26. Thumperchica - December 3, 2008 9:16 AM
GW - you gonna hire us when we quit?
Yeah, didn't think so.
BTW - It is HILARIOUS reading the Star Wars vs. Star Trek geek chatter...
27. Daisy - December 3, 2008 9:50 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja alienated all her sister and step mother, and went to live with her estranged grandmother in a retirement community. She originally wanted to steal from her grandmother, but eventually started to shop for all the old people and learned responsibility.
28. marrilliondillion - December 20, 2008 12:32 AM
I was about to post what the evil computers that secretly rule the world think of this, but then I realised the bit where the darth does the chokehold on the entire enterprise crew just says it all.
29. christian - May 12, 2009 8:14 AM
Well I have to say the whole video was cleverly put together. Why people are having such a fit about whether this was fake or not please. Of course this was fake what do you think they were trying to make people beleive Star Wars and Star Trek collaborated on this? I don't really think that is they way it would go down but hey when you take 2 fictional realities and put them together what are you going to get?