Dec 10 2008Pervert Inventor Le Trung Still Working On Building Robot Girlfriend, Wasting Money
Remember Le Trung? The last time we saw him he was busy groping his robotic lover. Well not much has changed in the interim: he's still going strong, perfecting "fem-bot" Aiko to be his wife.
Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be "in her 20s" with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features.
Pfft, she's not a day over 14 you sick bastard.
"So far she can understand and speak 13,000 different sentences in English and Japanese, so she's already fairly intelligent. "When I need to do my accounts, Aiko does all the maths. She is very patient and never complains."He said he did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one. "Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch as if she is playing hard to get or being straight to the point," he said.
Sex. With. A. Robot. *HORF*
"Fem-bot" Aiko, who has cost £14,000 (~$21,000) to build so far, is a whizz at maths and even does Le's accounts.Le, a scientific genius from Brampton in Ontario, Canada, said he never had time to find a real partner so he designed one using the latest technology.
Scientific genius my ass. Scientific geniuses don't blow twenty grand building robotic girlfriends. No, scientific geniuses build rocketships to blast off into space and f*** aliens. This is the word of The Geekologie Writer. Amen.
One more of the cute couple after the jump.
Fem-bot's my love machine [thesun]
Thanks to Matt, Jay, Marcus and Richthegringo and Son Tran, who swear they've never had sex with robots, but are obviously lying. Just kidding guys! Or am I? ;)
Reader Comments
1. Hannukah Montana - December 10, 2008 4:58 PM
What?
Unbelievable!
2. Chuck - December 10, 2008 4:59 PM
To be fair, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than a real wike.
3. C-Basstian - December 10, 2008 5:03 PM
i can see why he would need one... at least its a girl robot...
4. Moose Knuckle - December 10, 2008 5:05 PM
I'd jerkoff on it. And WTF? that guy looks like he has down syndrome.
5. that guy - December 10, 2008 5:06 PM
This reminds me of that episode of Futurama, when Fry falls in love with a Lucy Liu bot. I can see a lot of lulz in the future with this.
6. known - December 10, 2008 5:07 PM
God what's the point aside unconditional sex? Wait.....whaa?
7. Walrus - December 10, 2008 5:09 PM
"Pfft, she's not a day over 14 you sick bastard."
lol'd.
8. HEH - December 10, 2008 5:10 PM
WOW, that guy certainly has no friends, no parents, no uncles, no life, no nothing... He builds his friends and gf...lol........loser
9. John - December 10, 2008 5:14 PM
this SCREAMS uncanny valley...
10. Moose Knuckle - December 10, 2008 5:16 PM
Notice how she has that 1000 yard stare, she's clearly withdrawn into her happy place. I shudder to think what evil, twisted shit this weirdo has done her. Probably involved salmon and a slinky.
11. Thumperchica - December 10, 2008 5:17 PM
Can we make her a Zombie like Barbie? I think that would be awesome, for him to wake up to his Zombie Robot Girlfriend...
12. C-Basstian - December 10, 2008 5:18 PM
all of the money spent on this robot and all she can do is touch his finger heh
13. Moose Knuckle - December 10, 2008 5:25 PM
-maybe a quart of creme brule, a garden hose, 4 tubes of toothpaste, and a canoe paddle, *shudder*
14. Moose Knuckle - December 10, 2008 5:27 PM
-or a croquet mallet, a dozen jelly donuts, and some dental floss, *yikes*
15. blp - December 10, 2008 5:35 PM
Is there any chance of electrocution when oiling her up or during bukkake sessions? If not I'm in (literally)
16. Pew³ - December 10, 2008 5:35 PM
...and a shuttlecock, I bet he loves the shuttlecock!
17. cody - December 10, 2008 5:36 PM
he said he didn't have time to find a woman, but he had time to build a $20,000 robot. i don't know what the mail-order bride situation is like in ontario, but i'd imagine he could get a 14 year old asian if he looked hard enough.
18. blp - December 10, 2008 5:36 PM
I don't mind sloppy seconds Le
19. blp - December 10, 2008 5:41 PM
I have a friend in Toronto who I've spent a long time webcam chatting with over the years and apart from said friend, women there that I've seen in the background are totally slutty (this is a net cafe, imagine the clubs) and possibly slightly crazy. So I don't know where this guys been looking but there's insane sex freaks not far from him.
20. Mike Hawk - December 10, 2008 5:51 PM
She takes it in all ports
21. B - December 10, 2008 5:58 PM
He doesn't have time to meet someone, but he does have time to build a robot and program it to understand and speak 13,000 sentences in two languages...yes, because that's something you can do in an afternoon?
I mean, it's awesome that someone could make something this complex, but really...someone's lying to himself if he claims he "doesn't have the time" to meet a real woman.
After all, I know I "have the time," I'm just a lazy anti-social bastard who gets distracted far too easily by interweb porn. But, if I'd rather download pictures of women than interact with the real thing, that's my deal...I just have to admit to it.
22. Jayfournines - December 10, 2008 5:58 PM
huh....where's Daisy?
23. I'm a Computer - December 10, 2008 6:01 PM
LOL #21. agreed.
24. eron - December 10, 2008 6:06 PM
Come on, he's building a robot...
"Yes, she can speak over nine thousand! languages and perform a zillion MFLOPS "
"But it has a woman shape, is it able to f***?"
F*** you all.
25. Chii - December 10, 2008 6:13 PM
Real life Chobits?
26. Daisy - December 10, 2008 6:33 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja tried to build a robot for the science fair, but it broke at the last minute, so Max put on a robot costume and made believe he was the robot.
27. Ally - December 10, 2008 8:13 PM
Lolz Chobits wannabe much?
28. blp - December 10, 2008 8:21 PM
LOL @21. That sounds all too familiar. Bless you for being so honest. I have the time, just not the money or the body to get one of those superficial money grabbing skanks from the oppisite sex (I love you really ladies, just be carefull not to hit my car when you reverse ok, love you, kisses. Except for you Daisy! You have cooties yuck)
29. Gavern - December 10, 2008 9:30 PM
sick SOB
30. zombi - December 10, 2008 10:32 PM
I wonder if she bruises.
31. Fishie - December 10, 2008 10:36 PM
You know, it's really not helping him that the robot is dressed in lolita clothes...
32. Poor Bastard - December 10, 2008 11:56 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
I for damn sure wouldn't pay $20,000
33. Bubba Gump - December 11, 2008 12:30 AM
awwwwwwZZ his crooked spectacles make me feel super bad for him. i just want to go over there and fix em! & than fix him up in anotha way.... if yew knowz what imeanz. ow ow OW! WOWZAZ!
LOVE YAH LE TRUNG<33
34. Franchesca - December 11, 2008 2:39 AM
sick bastard!
but that's a pretty robot chick tough
35. Ginormagantuan - December 11, 2008 3:27 AM
this guy is so full of shit.... not for sex My ASS!!!!!! this thing's mouth looks ready for dick
36. Dirty Paul - December 11, 2008 6:55 AM
she takes it in all ports except for the USB which needs to stay clean. :)
37. Veskit - December 11, 2008 7:02 AM
That thing reminds me of the doll in Total Recall.
Twisted, deeply twisted.
Also, she looks like she's only sticking with the bloke for the money. I'd know that bored look anywhere :(
38. Veskit - December 11, 2008 7:04 AM
Dammit, not total recall. the Arnie film with the cloning and the freaky looking doll. Obviously
39. Spikey DaPikey - December 11, 2008 8:15 AM
Wonder if its a plug and play ?
BURN 'UM ALL !!
40. Andyman - December 11, 2008 8:19 AM
DON'T TAKE THE GLOVES OFF! DON'T TAKE THE GLOVES OFF! AAAAIIIEIEEEEE!!!!!! SLASH! KILL! KILL! MURDER!
41. Andyman - December 11, 2008 8:20 AM
oops! I forgot to add a couple of PEW PEWs in there.
42. daguz - December 11, 2008 8:57 AM
Ya know, After being married for just a few years. I'm thinking this would have been a pretty good idea....
Am I the only one here who has envy for him?
43. Thumperchica - December 11, 2008 9:43 AM
@38 - 5th element.
44. dan - December 11, 2008 10:06 AM
This guy watched cherry 2000 one too many times.
45. stickykeys - December 11, 2008 10:39 AM
i bet if he changed his name to "Le Hung" he'd have to trouble finding a real partner.
46. toolboy - December 11, 2008 11:17 AM
13,000 sentences in 2 languages? The guest were certainly shocked at his last dinner party when he asked her to toss the salad.
47. Anita Bath - December 11, 2008 11:19 AM
She looks a lot like O-Ren Ishii's personal bodyguard—what was her name again? This guy would have a lot more credibility if he wasn't wearing that pedo-smile…
48. 18B1 - December 11, 2008 11:22 AM
@ 26
Always you with your f***in' shadows !!! It's time that u understand : Humans are freaks !
49. Fox - December 11, 2008 11:50 AM
Yes, but.... does she play Crysis?
50. bleh - December 11, 2008 12:15 PM
He looks a bit like Glenn Quagmire, doesn't he...? GIGGITY!
51. momboelitist - December 11, 2008 12:50 PM
Yea, this guy is a weirdo pervert.....That will end up selling off the design for a bazillion dollars and the next time we see him he'll have a captains hat on with his arms around 2 hot (real) bikini chicks on his big frikkin yacht.
But then why would any of you assclowns think of that when you're too busy insulting everyone....Like I do, Doh!
52. generalissimo x - December 11, 2008 3:16 PM
wow, love it. guy programs his dream girl to be in a wheelchair & act out date rape scenarios. bee-yoo-tee-ful, nice work, le!
53. Magaciappi - December 12, 2008 6:01 AM
Soon will come the same robot in Chewbacca shape.
54. Kevin - December 12, 2008 10:27 AM
I don't think it is even fair to call this poor guy a pervert. He is a real genius! Unless his robot is a fake, he has done more than many scientists who have a lot more funding.
55. jengy816 - December 12, 2008 11:40 AM
Wow he took Chobits seriously!! lol crazy man!
56. salahi - December 12, 2008 12:16 PM
Thats only one reason can makes a man think like that ;
GİRLS ARE STUPİD LİKE ROBOTS,
so there is no matter if they are real or virtual.
I can prefer a robot, then a stupid dumber girl.
I hate from girls there isn't any USB input on them to update their software...
57. Kevin - December 12, 2008 1:14 PM
If this guy is a white American, and the robot is blonde, he will be hailed as a genius.
58. Ken - December 12, 2008 1:33 PM
@57 I agree, and the rest of you who dis other ethnic other than your own are racist douchebags
59. Doggy Style - December 12, 2008 5:19 PM
"F*** aliens." I second that statement.... As long as its an illegal alien and not something out of Futurama alien.
60. reader - December 13, 2008 7:18 PM
I agree with poster #57. End of story.
61. Andrew - December 13, 2008 8:14 PM
F*** aliens, I think producing android sex slaves is much more scientific!!
62. Robotic Bitch - December 14, 2008 1:11 AM
What a cute babe witha robotic looking f***er !!!
63. ninjbyte - December 14, 2008 6:19 AM
Agree with 51... Let's face it, we had it coming. Expect this to be something usual in the next 10 - 15 years.
64. AdamYYZ - December 14, 2008 11:18 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/adamyyz/Zorro.jpg
That's all I have to say.
65. Sari - December 14, 2008 6:38 PM
Even though I knew technology would eventually get to this point, its still sad. A man would prefer to build a robot wife than work towards creating REAL relationship with a REAL woman. Its just pathetic.
66. Dan - December 14, 2008 9:55 PM
It'd be cheaper to buy prostitutes with calculators
=]
67. Bossman - December 15, 2008 7:06 PM
Yeah... a bit weird, and I'm sure that this is what his mother always wanted for him... a robot girlfriend =/ Coin Operated Boy comes to mind. But on the plus side, this guy may of have took a giant leap into home servant androids.
68. The One - December 18, 2008 3:15 PM
....Chobits anybody? Seriously those Japanese love their Anime/Manga. Wouldnt be surprised if thats what his bot is based on.
69. FU.com - January 6, 2009 8:43 AM
wow this guy is such a bastard
70. Molly - January 11, 2009 12:00 PM
@64
Lol that guy is such a freak!
71. piratejenny - January 12, 2009 11:55 AM
All hail the bachelor machine! Seriously, this Pygmalion routine is ollllllld! When the robots take over, the sex bots will be the shock troops. Mark my words...
72. Barry - June 21, 2009 1:45 AM
he needs to program the robot to fix his glasses.
73. Setonai - August 15, 2009 4:39 AM
CHOBITS! its all about chobits
74. kanzakill - August 23, 2009 10:14 AM
LOL at all people here who mocked him
Can you make a robot by yourself to begin with?
Losers think they're winners if they call others losers
75. GJosie - September 10, 2009 8:21 AM
At #56 - You must have really small balls and a small dick to say those things. You would be surprised at how many girls are actually smarter than you! Hell even this robot is smarter than you! Your probably a really dumb guy who can't get laid and it fustrates the crap out of you. Your nothing but a gynophobic bastard.
And to Le trung who made this creepy ambition, I say, It's his life he can do what he wants to do with it. Humans in general spend thousands of dollars on CRAP anyway. Plus this could be the next best thing to get petifiles and molestors to settle away from the real deal.