Dec 15 2008Paper Bottles Perform Poorly In Bar Fights

I'm not sure if they do sell f***ing milk in bars...

LAST !!!!

*snigger*

waterbottles?

0.o

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was in a restaurant, and he had limited funds. He was negotiating the price of a single rib, and also the price for some soda if they would squirt some in his hand.

paper bottles??

come on now.....

no thanks

Paper toilet... poop and wipe at the same time. I am Wile E Coyote-like in that I am a suuuupergenius.

Nice way to sell your paper bottles. Make them as ugly as possible. Now if we could only figure out a way to print designs on this paper stuff, we would be all set.

I do hate the fact that so many water bottles end up in landfills, but replacing them with paper? Doesn't make too much sense to me...

And if paper does the job better than plastic, when are the paper grocery bags coming back?

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doesn't liquid break f***ing paper down??? how many of these f***ing things do i need to buy to NOT be eco-friendly???

@8... Jan 1st.... Paper bags only by law in Illinois

This is an awesome idea... it will probably gain ground in San Fran...

PEW PEW PEW

@ 9

12

You know what's even more eco friendly? F***ing bottles you don't throw away....you only need ONE.

More paper shit...
You know what I hate? These "green" things that keeps popping out of the market. It's causing a technological downgrade, if think about it.
Hybrid cars, are you kidding me? And if you're like me who worships technology(not that f***ing gay-ass Scientology), you would know how messed up these things really are.

Who the f*** is 'promoting all of these stuff, AL f***ing GORE. The name alone, makes me f***ing nuts. Global Warming is natural, it's been happening throughout history and god knows when. It's Mr. Gore who's making it look bad towards the people. And by people, I mean the ones who couldn't f***ing lift a book. Ignorance sure is a bliss, at least for Al Gore. He's making tons of money out of this stuff. Have you ever heard of Ice Age? Yup, and if you're talking about that f***ing movie, it says it all. AND THEY WEREN"T EVEN BURNING OIL AND CRAP AT THAT TIME. The moral is that ICE MELTS. They could have figured it out themselves if they weren't that naive.

Go Green! - What... the... f***... does that even mean? Environmentalism has been out there for years and buttloads of f***ing years. People just don't f***ing understand that f***ing word. And what do these smart asses do? Making it sound cool by changing it to "GOING GREEN." Now that sounds better... But gay as hell. I could've made it up myself if I knew it could be just as easy as wiping your ass off. And maybe a little less gayer, like PICK YOUR SHIT UP, or THAT SMOKE SHIT CAN RUIN THE OZONE. F***! The reason this shit is happening is that there's A LOT of people out there who are easily manipulated. A lot more that you can ever imagine.

But then again, people want to make tons of money in any possible means. Nevertheless, they make shit up, let the less knowledgeable believe their bullshit and hop on the band wagon. And that's what Al gore and others are really good at. I can do that myself but I certainly don't wanna look stupid towards the people that knows better than I do. And plus, I'm not that desperate for money. These are just one of those shit that the government wants you to know/be aware.

It's about knowing what's actually out there and not taking what others say for what it is. Brainwash much? Yes, it is absolutely a form of brainwashing. But how can you "brainwash" when the brain doesn't really have anything in it? That's exactly what these so called "executives" are aiming at. Again, ignorance certainly is a bliss. Enjoy your Toyota Prius, motherf***er.

Paul,
You started to make a very good point about the silliness of "Global Warming", and then, then my friend, you ranted a bit too much...
This is still an excellent idea ($$$ wise) to market to the eco-whores though...

Release your anger, Paul... as a wise man once said, "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."

and i certainly will enjoy my Toyota Prius... I won't need to break my nuts to afford gas when OPEC sends those oil prices back up...

Dick!

Pointless paper products pulling people past practiced perfection. Profoundly.

I have to pee

but, water breaks paper down. when theres water inside paper eventually it would just rip and whatever was inside would fall. what the f***? doesnt that make these pointless? oh and, PEW PEW, BITCHES, PEW PEW! oh and im stealing FIRST!!! too..

Paul
No offense, but leaving a comment here really isn't going to get you anywhere. If you want your opinion to matter try a different way of communicating/broadcasting your message.

@8 replacing them with paper in theory makes sense because paper is biodegradable. So they wouldn't actually take up space in a landfill they would rot and become mulch.

Problem is... well they're retarded.
These would be nice for storing non-edible dry goods that come in bottle-like containers like... i dunno tennis balls or little individual packets of lube...
But storing edibles or liquids in them won't work because... well... they're BIO-F***ING-DEGRADABLE. Things biodegrade because microorganisms get in there and break shit down. They rot.
Keeping microorganisms out of stuff is sort of why we use plastic in the first place...

more like "sneak alcohol into sports games"-ottles

Excuse me for pointing out the obvious...but what ever happened to "saving the trees"? Aren't we all supposed to plant/hug/fondle a tree so that way Mother Earth knows that we care? And paper, last time I checked, came from trees.
So am I to assume that we're supposed to say "F*** You!" to trees now? I'm confused. All this "eco-friendly" crap hasn't made since from the get go, let alone now that we're killing all those trees that we were supposed to worship when I was a kid.

And on another note, paper bags are horrible. You can only carry two, maybe three, at a time; plus they always bust open when you're carrying in the milk. So, save a tree my friendly environmentalists friends, use plastic.

Some of you have appreantatly never heard of an invention called WAX.

How come paper juice bottles don't disintegrate? Wax, and sometimes they rae lined with foil too. What a concept. Duh!

And by "since" I meant sense...sorry, just noticed that.

FAKE!!!!

That's a complete PhotoShop job. You can tell it's a fake because all the shadows are wrong.

This looks just like the scene in the movie "In Hell" where Van Damme drinks fine aged wine from a hardened 10 month old diarrhea dump that he was preserving to form the shape of a wine glass.

My beverage tastes of cardboard.

YEAH CUT SOME MORE F***ING TREES DOWN AND TURN THEM INTO BOTTLES LETS F*** WITH THE OXYGEN TOO.

So ecofriendly!!! I love water I'm going to ask my daddy for one for xmas!

XOXO
Karen

Dibs on the pool cue!

@25 and @30 - I bet the ugly colors came from recycled paper and bio degradable pigments.

Great idea IMO. I bet to produce it decline carbon emission and all.

I won't bother to buy shampoo or liquid soap refills, that nowadays comes in plastic, in these ugly paper bottles.

That nowadays comes in plastic, I won't bother to buy shampoo or liquid soap refills, in these ugly paper bottles I bet to produce it decline carbon emission and all too.

To the "what about the trees" and "won't water break it down"-ers... Read the product website... This stiuff is made of bamboo & recycled products that are food-friendly, there is also a thin layer between the liquid and the "paper". It's still fully biodegradable or you can recycle it again. WTF is the problem then?

debate: paper or plastic??.... .... do you like breathing or elbow room?

I'm not sure if they do sell f***ing milk in bars...

HA ULL LOVE THESE BOTTLES WHEN U START PAYING DEPOSITS ON PLASTIC OCT 31 2009