Dec 10 2008Oops!: Girl Loses Virginity, Texts Her Dad

ha

Not 1st!

that sucks, but to be fair to her I'm pretty sure she wasn't thinking straight because of the sand in her vagina.

LAST?

"ZOMG I just got banged in the rear by the basketball team!!! They said we have a real connection, I hope they call me tomorrow."

retard.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell is a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max had a mars vacation implanted into his brain, and he found out he was a secret agent, or did he?

Looks like Dad will have to settle for sloppy seconds

OWNED!! *haha*

Wait, what I'd like to know is how in the world this got out from underneath privacy? I'd imagine the dad and daughter would be too embarrassed to release this onto the public? I could be wrong.

This is the only time that Daisy is correct.
This is 110% fake with added shadows...

i'm going to assume it's a slow day...

texting virginal conquests? not exactly geekologie material. unless moronic girls breaking their fathers' heart is what this site has switched to. in that case i think your site should be named The Superficial.

wait a minute...

@11, this is exactly what geekologie is about, things that are awesome and people that are stupid, and this is both.

Eighteen years old? What a loser. I'm hoping to keep a hold of my virginals til I'm at least thirty six.

Yo, gotta be careful with those damn iPhones, cuz.

Bitch is so stupid.

"slow day" comments are always clever

.. hope the tab was paid off from the purity ball!

"Wish you were here", dude, I'm all about close friends, but not, that close...

Gotta loved Dad's reaction... Get Your Tainted Little Ass Home. But use my credit card to do so...

Sex on the beach, i'm sure there's a drink in there somewhere .... :o)

Oh yeah, if sand got in, would it be a gritty clitty gang bang ?

Damn Lizzy, I was going to tell your dad about us during christmas dinner but you beat me to it

I'm pretty sure it was Moose Knuckle that banged that bitch.
And you just got the nerve to inform the GW about it, haven't you? You funny motherf***er.
Nice.

The last time a banged a bitch was last December in an impound.

thats got to be one of the funniest things ive ever heard

the picture of her doofus face alongside it makes it even better.. man i want to see the guy that did that one! what a loser..

wait is that my lizzy?

this whole thing is retarded... she's the age of legal consent... her father should be ecstatic that she waited that long before losing her virginity... high-five Lizzy! If anything he's prob just wants her to come home to congratulate her by throwing her a surprise party... he even gave her permission to use his credit card for a taxi so that he can pop out of the cake when she arrives!

I never banged her... I made sweet love to her tenderly... in the butt.

it could have been even worse if she lost her virginity *TO* her dad...

check and mate...

....well, no - if they mated then.... well....

....ok, just no.

at number 12: touche

I am not convinced that this means she lost her virginity on a beach. That text could also mean that she's had multiple previous sexual encounters, but this one was the first that took place on a beach. She's probably using the virgin story to not upset her apparently prudish father.

It would seem that the site reporting this is likely crashed but if there is no other info I don't see the problem. It doesn't say anything about what exactly it is that was her first time doing. It could be she caught some crabs...OK, what I meant was she may have dug out a turtle.....No wait, what I meant was that maybe she was bitten by a sea snake...Doh, OK it was sex!!!! Alright!!??!

Actually, she wishes her friend were there and we all know what that means.....You know what I'm saying, huh? WOO HOO!!!

although, that would have to mean she KNEW she was texting her dad...which to be honest, wasnt the smartest thing yet....also..the beach does sound uncomfortable, since i live no where near a beach im screwed, and the forest is chilly

That must have been the longest flight home EVER.

@26, remove your comment or I'll remove your ass....and I don't even know what that means. How dare you come close saying what I implied before me!

@ 30.

Don't worry. Yours was funnier. 26 looks like a lame-ass where you look like you're having fun with this.

Nothing could top the time SOMEBODY dropped a tape that SOMEBODY made of us into my dad's mailbox to get back at me for cheating on him.

Good thing my dad already figured I was a slut.

How long till Larry Flynt offers her a spread in one of his mags? Why don't I feel like this is the last of her we'll see?

This seems like one of those stories you'd find in a Seventeen magazine, you know, "How Embarrassing" and there's always some story about how some dumb bitch got her period all over her boyfriends new car on his white leather seats. Or how another dumb bitch sneezed right before her boyfriend was about to kiss her and blew out a booger on his face.

Fake.

Dad: "My little angel is growing up so fast *sniff*...why couldn't I have a son?! We could do tag team!"

Lizzy: OMG! Just had 1st time on porn set! Gr8! Wish u were here!
Lizzy's Dad: I'm assuming this was intended for someone else Lizzy.
Lizzy's Dad: Class trip is over. Tomorrow 7:10 am Delta#***** Use my credit card for taxi.
Lizzy: Wait! THIS ISN'T MY AGENT?!! OH SHIT!!!!

I don't understand why she still uses dumbass text speak when its so much faster on an iPhone just to type the "eat."

Sad day to Elisabeth

The only thing thats intresting is... Where the hell is the "teacher" I mean if its a class trip where are they? I know when I was in school the teacher/ chaparones wouldnt leave us the hell alone... Maybe there off getting shitfaced and some sleezy bar? Who knows?

well ... 100% OWNED !!!

Anyone who thinks this is real is a f***ing tool.

Daisy got this one right.

Doggy style on the beach is the best... you can watch the sunset and f***? is there anything better? yes, sex in space.

I once sent a text to my dad asking if he knew where to get a sack. Meant for DAN, not dad

would have been funnier if she popped her butt cherry.

last year this girl i know from school took naked pictures of herself and tried to send them to her boyfriend but accidentally sent them to her dad

@44 lol thats so owned...

Yeah shes at the age where she can do whatever she wants... I probably wouldnt bother listening to my dad and be like bitch I'm 18... but then again Im a guy, and my dad probably would be like "awesome good job" lol

oopsss!

poor girl.

well, at least she had fun

#38 You where asking where the teacher was? Probably on top. HAYOOOH!!!!

Well she may have been shamed in this but at least she has a tiny little bit of fame to hold on to....as a idiot basicly.

Somone once said to me "Adra, who is the real idiot? The idiot being watched or the person watching them?" I told him it was the idiot bein watched and thats why i was friends with him.

Gx

FAKE!!!

no, actually:

http://www.jannabeth.com/Janna_Beth/Albums/Pages/The_Many_Sides_of_Janna.html#12

I'm gonna look her up on facebook.

Fake for sure.

Not just because of 48's link... as well as everyone who mentioned why the hell would they let it leak... why would her dad have taken a picture of that and posted it, and WHY would he actually have "DAD" at the top of his iphone???

This is a total self-promo hoax - here's "Lizzy":

http://www.jannabeth.com/Janna_Beth/Welcome.html

It's funny when people believe everything they read on the internets.

"Take a picture of my iphone 10min after I sent a message to my dad telling him I popped my cherry."

Idiots

first of all. is it real?

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