Oops!: Girl Loses Virginity, Texts Her Dad

Elizabeth Frisinger, 18, lost her virginity on the beach during a senior class trip. Then she accidentally texted her dad, telling him about it. Woops! Gotta be careful with the iPhone texting app, Lizzy, it's easy to text the wrong person. Seriously though, sweetheart, this could have been much worse. Just kidding -- you're totally f***ed! It could have only been worse if, instead of texting your dad, he was there. HIYO!

Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad [inquisitr]

Thanks to Alejandro, who's smart enough to only email mom and dad about his sexual conquests.

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