Dec 3 2008Okay: Sled Works In Winter AND Summer
The Ice Meister Slicer isn't only horribly named, it's also a monster piece of crap that costs $70. For a molded piece of plastic. Anyway, if I haven't (or the nozzle in the pictures hasn't) turned you off already, the sled is ride-able in both the winter AND summer. How? Look at the picture. It comes with two molds you fill with water and then freeze. Attach the blocks to the bottom of the sled, and TA-DA -- why's that kid wearing a helmet? He looks like my roommate the time he shat in the cat's litterbox. Which I may or may not have filmed. Rule 34 baby.
And, to get you in the holiday spirit:
Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Ice Meister Slicer lets you sled down hills all year [dvice]
Reader Comments
1. utopiah - December 3, 2008 10:38 AM
Thank you global warming, soon we'll have sleds that can be ridden on fire and lava.
2. PLEEEZE! - December 3, 2008 10:44 AM
It's called Ice blocking: Go to your local Ice House, buy a large ice block. Shove an ice pick on either side and tie a rope between the two as a handle. Stack three or four folded towels on top. Find nice grassy slope and away you go! Very difficult to control. Look out for trees/other solid objects. The steeper/longer the slope, the cooler the story you get to tell during your stay at the hospital.
3. Steve - December 3, 2008 10:44 AM
i am 2nd
4. Steve - December 3, 2008 10:45 AM
denied
5. Madgame - December 3, 2008 10:57 AM
Frank and beans! Frank and Beans!
6. LSDiesel - December 3, 2008 11:00 AM
What would the neighboors think if they saw little Jimmy running and sledding down a hill on a warm summer afternoon? They might think that little Jimmy Johnson had begun using drugs, and would take him out and lynch him to make an example of him.
Atticus would not be pleased.
7. Moose Knuckle - December 3, 2008 11:05 AM
FIRTS fags.
8. Douche McAllister - December 3, 2008 11:06 AM
Squirrel!
9. Moose Knuckle (the craven closet homo one) - December 3, 2008 11:07 AM
Whatever @7. Firts yourself.
10. Pew³ - December 3, 2008 11:07 AM
I don't even think he's moving in that last picture. He's leaned forward as if he's trying to push himself downhill.
It looks like a photo effect to make the grass blurry. Notice the shad....Oh shit! Now I'm doing it.
F***en Daisy!
11. LeftRIGHTLeft - December 3, 2008 11:12 AM
it's overpriced, and marketed all wrong (it should be a hot chick in a bikini instead of a special fella in a helmet )... but it could still be good for a giggle...
12. Douche McAllister - December 3, 2008 11:20 AM
Eddie: "Well, don't go putting none of that stuff on my sled Clark. You know that metal plate in my head?"
Clark: "Ah! How could I forget?"
Eddie: "I had to have it replaced, because everytime Cathrine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about a half-hour or so. So, over at the VA, they had to replace it with a plastic one. It ain't as strong. So, I don't know if I ought to go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic."
Clark: "You really think it matters Eddie?"
Eddie: "Well, see the plate runs right underneath the part here. See, over here, nothing. But, here if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't going to look right."
13. LeftRIGHTLeft - December 3, 2008 11:30 AM
@ 12 touche.
14. rainbowcinderellageek - December 3, 2008 12:15 PM
Sledding without snow isnt sledding at all.
Thanks ozone layer!
Where the hell is my slide n slide?!
15. Daisy - December 3, 2008 1:01 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja's contortionist abilities cause Max to call her a Flexible Flyer....And How!
16. manbull7 - December 3, 2008 2:00 PM
Shit, for $70, you can buy a sled, skate board, that cool looking helmet, some knee pads, elbow pads, shit you can even get some cool looking shades!
17. Klint - December 3, 2008 4:34 PM
The kid in the bottom-right looks retarded.
18. Drew - December 3, 2008 6:32 PM
Eddie: The shitter is full!!
Clark: Hey honey have we checked our shitters lately?
19. Anon - December 3, 2008 6:47 PM
rule 34 on this
GO~
20. SODAssault - December 3, 2008 10:29 PM
Way to botch the definition of rule 34, GW.