Dec 9 2008NSFW! SNL Short Is The Story Of My Life
NSFW! And also, the story of my life. Seriously, these guys should hire me -- I've got tons of this material.
Thanks to Wilson and Jay, who swear they've never had this problem.
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Reader Comments
1. paineel - December 9, 2008 3:53 PM
suck it biatches 1st
2. 2nd - December 9, 2008 3:57 PM
2nd
3. 3rd - December 9, 2008 3:57 PM
3rd
4. Pink - December 9, 2008 3:57 PM
YOUR RIGHT GEEK WRITER YOU DO HAVE A LOT OF THSI MATERIAL!
LMFAO!!! ;)
5. kathryn - December 9, 2008 3:58 PM
3rd
6. known - December 9, 2008 4:02 PM
bwaahahahahaha that's great
7. Hannukah Montana - December 9, 2008 4:12 PM
Man, I never had this kind of problem.
But its funny tho... Yeah, kinda.
8. Thumperchica - December 9, 2008 4:16 PM
Would someone be so kind as to tell me what the material is? I still can't watch vids...
thanks!
9. kirk - December 9, 2008 4:17 PM
@5 Super fail! That made me laugh more than that damn video.
10. KirbyPeanuckle - December 9, 2008 4:17 PM
Just got onto geekologie and i ...... mmmwhaaaa uh uh uh uh eeeeeeeky muah nanananana uh uh uh uh uh mmmmmmmmm.... nevermind, i need a tissue
11. Speechless girl - December 9, 2008 4:18 PM
is that justin timberlake as the janitor?
12. Hannukah Montana - December 9, 2008 4:23 PM
@8
It's an SNL short/song about ejaculating prematurely. Nuff said.
13. SiGee - December 9, 2008 4:25 PM
@8 Major fail on your part.
Can't watch videos? SUCK
14. bird whisperer - December 9, 2008 4:26 PM
ehh its really stupid.
15. Thumperchica - December 9, 2008 4:43 PM
@12- Thank you!
@13- It really is my fault... I killed my home comp a week ago and I can't get it to do a damned thing now. I formatted, tried to start over, no dice. I'm going to try to put on a different OS tonight and see if Linux will install... I doubt it.
16. Doesn't Have ED - December 9, 2008 4:46 PM
NSFW! - Doesn't matter cuz at my work you can't watch a damn thing.
17. GRAMMARNAZI - December 9, 2008 5:23 PM
@15
Try cleannnnnnning it with some soap & got water...and a s.o.s pad.
I don't care what anyone says; nothing beats soap 'n hot water.
18. Thumperchica - December 9, 2008 5:24 PM
@17 - You're not very nice >=(
19. Moooot - December 9, 2008 5:30 PM
All i know is that when i saw Geekologie had a new post...... I jizzed in my pants :(
20. blp - December 9, 2008 5:37 PM
Thumperchica I sent you a msg on myspace about your PC
21. Tawny - December 9, 2008 6:05 PM
I wanted to laugh... but it wasn't funny.
Maybe you have to have a penis? Hmm...
22. wes - December 9, 2008 6:07 PM
hahaha my friend showed me this yesterday. so awesome.
1:05 is my favorite part. and the last 30 seconds.
-wes-
23. blp - December 9, 2008 6:21 PM
I guess it would be funny if it actually happened in real life, which as far as I know it doesn't. Now Sarah Silverman pissing the bed in her program was funny because that actually happens!
24. Whip - December 9, 2008 6:27 PM
That video is full of win *and* awesome! It's... Winawesome!
25. boxofwine - December 9, 2008 6:33 PM
damn, the broads in that vid were haute. i just jizzed in my pants a little.
26. lisasimpson - December 9, 2008 6:36 PM
Nothing beats Dick in a Box, no matter how overplayed it was. They aren't quite recapturing the magic of a dick in a box....but i did chuckle a little.
27. ahha - December 9, 2008 6:40 PM
@11 Yar, it's him.
28. Jiff - December 9, 2008 7:08 PM
That was so amazing... I jizzzed in my pants.
29. Daisy - December 9, 2008 7:18 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where max gets hit in the head with a coconut, and loses his memory. Then later Baja whacks him in the head with another coconut and it cures him.
30. Franchesca - December 9, 2008 8:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
get over that movie Daisy!
31. Roger - December 9, 2008 8:32 PM
Is it me or they removed the video?
32. QUASIMODEM - December 9, 2008 9:45 PM
Terrible. About as funny as racially-motivated crime.
33. ZpmbieSte - December 9, 2008 10:14 PM
good vid
34. ZombieSte - December 9, 2008 10:26 PM
lol i spelt my name wrong
35. Somebody - December 9, 2008 11:03 PM
"Whenever I get close...I think about something else...like baseball."-Joey from Friends
36. hell no - December 10, 2008 1:41 AM
for those idiots who actually think this is about ejaculating prematurely, let me ask you, what does, "shit in my pants" mean to you?
37. CM - December 10, 2008 2:45 AM
@36: Are you on a wind-up? It's "jizz in my pants"..
38. colls - December 10, 2008 3:08 AM
I saw this on sunday and watched it at least 10 times in a row. couldn't stop laughing. the faces absolutely make the video, esp his bruce willis is dead face.
39. Brian - December 10, 2008 7:28 AM
@7.... The fact that you HAD to tell us you never had this problem tells us you have had this problem.
40. eggs - December 10, 2008 7:49 AM
@39 Some of us can honestly say we haven't had that problem... like me, I'm female.
41. inmate - December 10, 2008 8:39 AM
SNL hasn't been funny in well over a decade.
42. jaime - December 10, 2008 9:02 AM
NOT an SNL short. it's a song by the lonelyisland group, original comedy group with andy samberg (snl player) and akiva and jorma (snl writers). now they work in snl also but this is a separate thing.
43. Thumperchica - December 10, 2008 9:51 AM
@20 - Ahh the irony... I can't check my myspace until my home comp is working... gotta love life. Well, I was planning on borrowing my friend's laptop at some point this week... I'll check it then. Thank you!
44. jbean - December 10, 2008 11:06 AM
@42: It's being released as the first single by The Lonely Album for their cd that's coming out in February, BUT it premiered as a digital short on SNL this past Saturday.
45. guate6 - December 10, 2008 11:32 AM
Hahaha, I've never done that, but it's definitely funny!
46. Grandmasta Buq - December 10, 2008 11:42 AM
Just awesome...
47. panda - December 10, 2008 12:54 PM
Not suited for work?? And all this time I thought it ment not suited for women, my way made more sence though....
48. Jenna - December 10, 2008 2:02 PM
This really reminds me of Flight of the Conchords (thought not as funny).
It sounds like "Inner City Pressure"..
49. che-che - December 10, 2008 5:32 PM
are these the same guys that made the snake on the plane song. cause this sucked just as bad as that song.
i thought jews were supposed to be funny.
50. Dirk Diggler - December 10, 2008 11:54 PM
Jamie Lynn Sigler looks hotter than ever.
51. Princess Padme's Masturbation Fantasy - December 11, 2008 2:24 AM
f***kkk meadow looks so f***ing good!!!
52. bilz - December 17, 2008 5:41 PM
omg the shop cleaner is justin timberlake!!!
53. BooTz - February 15, 2009 6:53 PM
@43 FAIL! s.o.l.
54. Wholesale beads - November 27, 2009 4:54 AM
Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.