Dec 12 2008No More Going Bare Chest: Geeky T-Shirts
This is a gallery of geeky t-shirt designs from some guy named Glenn Jones. Hit the jump for a bunch more of my favorites and a link to his store which has even more. They're all $20 a pop and the perfect thing to keep you from showing your tits this holiday season. Unless you're a chick and into that. In which case I call a motorboat.
Hit it for the rest.
Thanks to The Mighty Musnud, who may or may not be Glenn, but regardless, is probably making him some money.
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Reader Comments
1. Poopbox - December 12, 2008 3:26 PM
POOP!!!
2. Poopbox - December 12, 2008 3:27 PM
FIRST!!!
3. Poopbox - December 12, 2008 3:28 PM
SECOND!!!
4. Poopbox - December 12, 2008 3:28 PM
THIRD!!!
5. Poopbox - December 12, 2008 3:29 PM
....AND GO F*** YOURSELF!!!!!
p.s. I poop on the barechested... so I suggest you buy, you buy now
6. Gizmoduck - December 12, 2008 3:32 PM
eh..
cute but not so much
7. Sophie - December 12, 2008 3:32 PM
LOL i want all of them :P
8. Douche McAllister - December 12, 2008 3:32 PM
@5
Eat poop
9. fat ugly goth girl who wears black and eats rats - December 12, 2008 3:32 PM
wow these are totally gothic.
10. Poopbox - December 12, 2008 3:33 PM
oh... I do....
11. taypoop - December 12, 2008 3:34 PM
eleventh! # 11 that is.
12. Poopbox - December 12, 2008 3:39 PM
shit sticks
13. known - December 12, 2008 3:40 PM
I am on the road until next wednesday but I am happy to still get my geeko fix yay. I will miss you much more than you'll miss me, but it's still love
PS FU poopbox :)
14. bubba - December 12, 2008 3:45 PM
these are actually some pretty sick ideas and extremely nerdy and a perfect combination for a t shirt
and poopbox STFU
15. bubba - December 12, 2008 3:46 PM
these are actually some pretty sick ideas and extremely nerdy and a perfect combination for a t shirt
and poopbox STFU
16. Daisy - December 12, 2008 3:51 PM
FAKE!!!
Blah blah blah, I'm a stupid trolling cunt, Never Back Down.
17. Poopbox - December 12, 2008 3:53 PM
bubba.... my poo cutter seems to need some cleaning... where are you at so I could get a good cleansing??
18. Lunchbox - December 12, 2008 3:56 PM
@14 & 15... don't get all clickity with with your mouse... I know dial up is a pain but c'mon
19. Digital T - December 12, 2008 4:08 PM
19!!!!! WOOOH, sweet stuff!
20. LSDiesel - December 12, 2008 4:10 PM
Haha, these shirts are great. I think my favorite though is the Thomas the tank engine transformer. That's f***ing awesome.
21. The Mighty Musnud - December 12, 2008 4:12 PM
Ha... no I'm not the guy that made these, but I do hope he gets some money off of them.
These shirts are sweet!
Check out the UFO one and the orchestra one on the site too. In addition to the Thomas one, those are my favorite.
P.S. What's up with the particularly vehement trolling on these comments?
22. billy d williams - December 12, 2008 4:12 PM
Shit's fake. The shadows are all f***ed up. Why are you wasting my time with shopped shirts?
Booooooo!
23. Thumperchica - December 12, 2008 5:20 PM
I would totally wear the one with the jumpy castle!!!!!
24. Daisy - December 12, 2008 5:29 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because he shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never BAck Down where max and Baja make a shitload of teeshirts and sell them to raise money to follow the Grateful Dead around. When they got enough money, they heard Gerry Garcia died, so they had to follow phish around instead. When they ran out of weed one time Baja was overheard saying Max, this music sucks.
25. Pew³ - December 12, 2008 5:48 PM
If it's STAR WARS, especially Darth Vader, I usually want it.
I would wear it, but I wont loose any sleep over them.
They need more cowbell.
26. Daisy - December 12, 2008 6:02 PM
FAKE!!!!
Just like my cunt, it's all fake and stuff cause i never backed down from the sell sex change surgery idea i had and using plastic bags doesn't work.
Don't forget, the shadows are right, a walking douche bag does look like the outline of me!
27. Eru - December 12, 2008 6:44 PM
Daisy never back downs.
28. Karen - December 12, 2008 7:17 PM
So cute!!! I love the lego one I'm going to ask my daddy one for xmas!
XOXO
Karen
29. Doggy Style - December 12, 2008 7:33 PM
sold where do I buy, I know of two that I want.
30. Tony Huynh - December 12, 2008 9:53 PM
That Thomas train is bad ass. My nephew loves Thomas going to get him that shirt.
31. Go Hokies - December 12, 2008 9:53 PM
My three year old thought Thomas and Darth was hillarious. He thought Darth was cleaning his ear. He's sold.
32. I'm racist towards Martians! - December 12, 2008 10:51 PM
Holy Matrimony! Picture #2 is absolutely priceless.
33. Amy - December 13, 2008 12:18 AM
Or you can go to http://www.threadless.com and buy some of his older shirts for like $5 cheaper.
http://www.threadless.com/profile/51261/Glennz
34. Gavern - December 13, 2008 12:35 AM
I want the Flash one and the Vader one and all the others they're awesome!!!!
35. bbb - December 13, 2008 6:59 AM
The car-crushed R2 made me die inside a little. A lot.
36. Pooni - December 13, 2008 9:53 AM
I totally love the thomas the tank engine one LOL
37. CS - December 13, 2008 10:30 AM
Thomas the Tank Engine transformer has some really saggy nipples.
38. Mr. Sausage - December 13, 2008 11:42 AM
THOMAS AGGRO!
39. Sharla - December 13, 2008 1:53 PM
LOL... I LOVE the sushi one... and the ocean drain plug... heheh...
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
40. Adra - December 13, 2008 3:10 PM
I am the Fat Remote Controller.....PEW PEW
Gx
41. Underwear - December 14, 2008 12:35 AM
I have underwear with the same designs, that were captured from the web site and printed on my ass. It's also got soiled stains inside. I'm sure all you f***ers out there are dying for a feel of them. So I'll never sell them to you.
GFY bastards GFY.
42. Jaee - December 14, 2008 12:36 AM
Man these are quite possibly
the greatest thing I've seen
all day.
43. Bilz - December 14, 2008 4:19 PM
allie
44. Joust - December 14, 2008 8:18 PM
FAKE!!!!
That's a complete PhotoShop job. You can tell it's a fake because all the shadows are wrong.
This looks just like the scene in the movie "In Hell" where Van Damme molds a diarrhea dump into a tank which he used to blast into a gay sex orgy party.
45. george - December 14, 2008 9:43 PM
lol the shirts suckzors
seriously, nice ideas but they look terrible