Dec 30 2008Night Gardening With The Flashlight Hose
The Flashlight Nozzle is a garden hose attachment with an integrated LED flashlight that runs off 2 AA batteries. You know, so you can water your grass at night. Perfect for vampires, insomniacs, and rogue pot farmers, the botanical blaster will set you back a paltry $12.50. Or you could tape a flashlight to your existent nozzle. Now, which one of you lucky ladies wants me to water your roses on New Years Eve? Haha, I don't even know what means!
Flashlight Garden Nozzle [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Bill - December 30, 2008 11:16 AM
What the hell is Daisy going to do with this one?
2. blu - December 30, 2008 11:16 AM
That's a bright idea
3. known - December 30, 2008 11:16 AM
Yay, now I can hose the lawn at night
4. Daisy - December 30, 2008 11:24 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max finds a game in the attick, and plays it with Baja. Suddenly the whole town is over-run with animals and other odd beings, resulting in the return of one of the houses former occuopants that disapeared many years ago.
5. known - December 30, 2008 11:45 AM
Thanks Daisy. Between your comments and GW's humor I don't know which I appreciate more, but thank you for being you
6. einstiien - December 30, 2008 12:16 PM
They should have made it powered some of the water pressure
7. thegreatunknown - December 30, 2008 12:25 PM
Hell yeah! This is going to make flashlight tag a whole lot more fun! Now those bastards can't tell me I missed! They'll know they got tagged by a freakin' gallon of hose water to the face! This is the greatest invention ever.
8. Douche McAllister - December 30, 2008 12:33 PM
Now I can keep those damn kids off my lawn at all times. Thanks GW!
9. Timbo - December 30, 2008 12:47 PM
Daisy is my hero...
It doesn't really make sense but ok. Cool
10. PLEEEZE! - December 30, 2008 12:59 PM
Yes! Dazzle varmints with the light then blast them with frigid water. A little slice of heaven on earth.
11. Mcfeely Smackup - December 30, 2008 1:12 PM
"6. einstiien - December 30, 2008 12:16 PM
They should have made it powered some of the water pressure"
You should have made it grammar some of the correct.
12. known - December 30, 2008 1:21 PM
Mcfeely Smackup!? haha zomg that's great, and definitely the name of my next pet
13. guate6 - December 30, 2008 1:49 PM
Why batteries? Why not an internal hydro-motor that runs off the water powering a propeller?
I call dibs on the patent.
14. Spam Artist - December 30, 2008 2:10 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
You can catch a glimpse of this in a scene from the movie Tender Dracula. Right at the end after the castle begins to burn, one of the orgy goers runs into the gardens and fetches this hose. Unfortunately he had no batteries and the castle burned to the ground.
In the prologue after the credits, the man is seen designing a similar hose but where the light is powered by the water flow.
15. einstiien - December 30, 2008 3:03 PM
@Mcfeely Smackup
I dont some of the understand what you mean
16. NastyBedazzler - December 30, 2008 3:48 PM
#2 that was hilarious
17. tmhs - December 30, 2008 8:06 PM
It's actually better to water your plants at night so the sun doesn't evaporate everything. It saves water.
18. moi - December 31, 2008 5:03 AM
"Now which one of you lucky ladies wants me watering your roses New Years Eve? Haha, I don't even know what means!"
i just peed myself laughingggg!!!!!!! i love you GW!
19. Hotrod - December 31, 2008 6:22 AM
Daisy your posts are hilarious, f*** all the haters! I also love how you never respond to the criticism!