Dec 2 2008Mystical Fire Powder Turns Your Fire Different Colors, Is Probably Mad Carcinogenic

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$2.29 will get you a 25 gram sachet of Mystical Fire Powder. What is Mystical Fire Powder? It's powder. That you toss in the fire. To make it all mystical and shit. Sorcery yo, sorcery. The stuff makes your fire burn with all sorts of crazy colors and will stunt your growth if you eat too much of it. But it's so good! If you're a cheapskate and don't want to drop a whole nine quarters and four Canadian pennies on the powder, I'll tell you what else makes fires turn cool colors: burning witches! And remember: a woman is every bit the witch you accuse her of being. Accuse often. Yelling helps. Also, brandishing a pitchfork and getting the townspeople riled up.

One more of a sweet blue flame after the ja-ja-ja-jump.

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BELOW ME

I saw this Never Back Down movie. f*** yeah. Besides, I am a wizard and I can make fire with my hands.

That would actually be a whole NINE quarters and 4 pennies.

I've got a hard on that I'm grinding on the underside of my desk right now!!!!!

this stuff + bon fire + mushrooms. who's gonna join me?

Matthew, You have given in to his evil plow to get you to correct his math. It will not be the first time he has done this nor will be the last...or the middle....possibly.

Is this just flour and steel wool shavings.

this isn't that crazy. i think copper powder does the blue flames and sodium the yellow. iron probably the red. and this is what i barely remember from school chemistry, 4 years ago...

"evil plow"


hahahaha. You put Matthew RIGHT in his place.

Or you could drop a hit of lsd for the same effect (on everything though not just fire)

maf FTL

EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!

This makes me wonder, what is the stuff you spike drinks with to make people pee blue or green or whatever?

FYI everybody, this stuff has been around like 50+ years.


If you don't have this, throw some newspaper ads in there. The ink does the same thing.

I want to see the Evil Plow. I bet that does some mad damage!!!

Plow plow plow

Umm.... I'm 26 years old and I remember my dad putting this stuff on our fires when I was like 6...

This is like someone trying to sell the Victrola as a new invention.

That's what they put in the water system that made rainbows come out of it!

hey another substitute for the effects of drugs on everyday things! like the fiber optic wallpaper...

you can do the same thing with some garden hose and copper

This isn't really news. Funky Flames is a similar product that does the exact same thing and has been around literally forever.

In fact, I think some of the dinosaurs tossed this shit into the forest fires caused by the meteor strike that eventually wiped them out. Oh, if only they knew!

@13, loads of food colouring is enough to do that. I shared a few crates of limeade with my dad when I was 5... GREEN piss i kid you not.

Finally! I can start hosting the weekly Midnight Society meetings again. Been looking for this dust FOREVER!!

Holy balls you fags, this shit is OLD. I've been using this at the lake since I was knee high to a grasshopper. You're all fags! F*** YOU!

Yeah it's definitely just metal salts. Trippin', though.

http://jchemed.chem.wisc.edu/jcesoft/cca/cca2/MAIN/FLAME/CD2R1.HTM

Man, I haven't crunched the numbers, but I'm sure you can get this stuff much cheaper in bulk at the pharmacy. Epsom salt is one chemical that changes fire color. I can't remember the rest ATM, but almost all are available for cheap at your local drug store.

@25

I found them..

Copper Chloride : makes a BLUE flame. (Firework store)

Borax : Light yellow-Green Flame (drug store)

Copper Sulfate: makes a green flame in campfire. (pool/spa supply store)

Lithium Chloride: bright pink/red flame . (Can buy here: http://secure.sciencecompany.com/Strontium-Chloride-100g-P15973C672.aspx )

Salt Peter:(potassium nitrate).For a violet-purple flame. (drug store)

Epsom salt: bight white flame. (drug store)

Strontium Chloride: makes red flame in campfire. (Fireworks store)

Potassium Chloride: deep purple (Sold as a water softener salt and starter fertilizer in most gardening sections)

Alum (thallium): a nice bright green. (Drug store or anywhere that sells pickling supplies)

Calcium Chloride : blue (is sold commercially as the product ” Damp-Rid” to get rid of moisture)

Table Salt (sodium chloride)- make an orange flame.

Boric Acid - deep red flame. (drug store)

I think that's about it.. PLZ be safe with this list.. and plz.. plz don't mix.

FAKE!

Something about shadows...

Reminds me of that scene when splinter shows up in the blue fire at the camp site in Ninja Turtles PEW PEW

It's totally like the shit that they threw on the fire on the old-time kids freakshow "Are you afraid of the dark?"

that show scared the 7 year old crap out of me.

This would be good for the gay community. Now they can truly show off their flamming bright colors.

i wonder what it would do if you put it on someones skin and added water?

id like to set someone on fire and watch all the pretty colors.

haha LS

Can I get brown flames if I shit in the fire?

@32, I lit a fart and it was green. But then I was disappointed at the cliche everything in my life has become....

@33 F*** cliches... we'll shit and fart on fires if we f***ing want... its time for the revolution... viva la feces!

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is sort of like the movie Never Back Down where Baja convinces Max to get off the streets and off the drugs. She takes him camping & lets him eat bacon flavored ice cream off of her chest, but then convinces him to tear open all of the star wars puppets he'd brought along (full of cocaine) and throw them into the fire - creating mystical colors and a trippy environment that had Max thinking 'I wish I brought that acid Pat Sajak sold me'

@35
You stopped apostrophizing your "shadows". Daisy, are you ok? Need a hug now, do ya? Suprized Grammarnazi didn't keel haul ya!

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never back down where Max's family are killed by bikers and Max goes after them in a souped up V8 interceptor.

its just various pure elements, like lithium makes green, none of it is carcinogenic

@ 36...That was the fake Daisy, you can tell because that tard always references bacon flavored ice cream, the real Daisy is more creative than that piece of shit. "Shado(w's)" aside.

Wow Daisy, an actual movie refernece where Max is really Max!

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

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All we need now is Splinters Soul to show up in the blue flame and we'll be set for a TMNT reference.

People, seriously, this is a ripoff.
Who the f*** would pay for this?
you can do the same exact thing with metal shavings...
which you can rip off for free from your local high school's metal shop.

Or you could just sit there and watch a Duraflame log burn in your fireplace lol T

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