Dec 12 2008Mmmm, The Dessert Of Gods: Meat Cake

If Jesus wasn't too busy telling that fat f***er Santa to shit down my chimney, maybe I'd bake him a meat-cake for his birthday.
Hit the jump to see a pictorial on how to create your own meat cake, which basically involves making three giant hamburgers, gluing them together with ketchup, and frosting the bitch with mashed potatoes. Bon appetite!









meat cake [fresh99]
Thanks to Andrew, who makes his own special style of meat cake -- for the ladies. Ladies? Sorry, I tried Andrew.
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Reader Comments
1. SiGee - December 12, 2008 5:55 PM
OMFG!
2. Dhspam - December 12, 2008 5:55 PM
This so needs layers of bacon in the middle.
3. Ollie Williams - December 12, 2008 5:57 PM
Weaved bacon roll with a side of meat cake? Yum!
4. panthera - December 12, 2008 6:00 PM
mmmmm...I wants one!
5. Moose Knuckle - December 12, 2008 6:02 PM
Just looking at it makes me wanna wear animal pelts and club people of the head with yak femur
6. Madgame - December 12, 2008 6:03 PM
Ya gotta do the cookin by the book!
7. C-Basstian - December 12, 2008 6:09 PM
you know... im normally down with fatty foods but this looks kinda gross... its needs cheese at least...
8. CaptainMorgan - December 12, 2008 6:13 PM
I usually prefer my meat in a bun.
*zing*
9. Phatman - December 12, 2008 6:14 PM
hmm... theres something just not right about cold meat and frosting. If only andrew had invented the steaming meat cake equipt with never melt BBQ flavored frosting. maybe i'm just a dreamer...
10. PEWPEWPEW - December 12, 2008 6:16 PM
yes !!!!! pass that with a side of Baconcheese Roll, and a giant glass of prune juice to help this get through me....
11. Gizmoduck - December 12, 2008 6:17 PM
thats disgusting
fat americans
well i'm out for the day. i will miss you Moose Knuckle.
take a slice of heart attack for me
12. Pew³ - December 12, 2008 6:20 PM
I want to hold the whole meat cake in my hands, only to start squishing and separating the cake. Mooshing the cake between my fingers until I make a complete fist, then I will lick all the frosting off my hands..
mmmm frosting!
Deja Vu?
I really need to go destroy a cake this weekend.
13. McGloin - December 12, 2008 6:37 PM
I'm a stupid f***ing racist.
14. Ted - December 12, 2008 6:47 PM
Yay cakes... thats a new one for Geekologie.
ooooh the sarcasm.
15. Sharptooth - December 12, 2008 6:49 PM
mmm a pie with chicken, pot & watermelon!?! YES WE CAN!
16. Daisy - December 12, 2008 6:54 PM
Fake!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow''s are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja was on a no cake diet, and Max baked her a meat cake for her birthday. Apparently still craving protien, baja later licked the meat popsicle until it gave her the juicy cream filling.
17. mlou - December 12, 2008 6:57 PM
@13, really? When you say "impeach the chimp", I assume you are referring to President ELECT Barack Obama. And by President ELECT, I mean not yet sworn in which means not president which means can't be impeached. You f***tard.
18. I'm a Computer - December 12, 2008 7:01 PM
i don't care how disgusting this thing looks. i would force myself to eat it.
19. Pew³ - December 12, 2008 7:04 PM
@13. Really? Really?
Are you that ignorant? He hasn't even done anything yet and you think his election has changed the world.
Why do I even take the time to respond to your comments? Your beneath us, not even to Daisy's level.
20. Madzay - December 12, 2008 7:05 PM
i wasnt sure what i was looking at, at first, but then i realise thus making me want to make one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS LIKE A GIANT 1/4 POUNDER FROM MacDonalds! but no bun...or salad.....with mashed potato instead...
21. Sassypants - December 12, 2008 7:07 PM
ground beef? pffftt.
I won't be impressed till I see a cake made of Spam. with Spam flavoured frosting. and Spam gravy (for dipping).
22. ...in America! - December 12, 2008 7:14 PM
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
23. Karen - December 12, 2008 7:16 PM
So gross!!! I don't eat meat but I'm going to ask my daddy for one for xmas!
XOXO
Karen
24. Danomite - December 12, 2008 7:23 PM
@9 The frosting's not frosting, it' mashed potatoes. Nevertheless, I agree that a large hunk of cold meat does not sound too appetizing. If it were perpetually warm however...
25. Jenn - December 12, 2008 7:39 PM
mmmmm
26. Tori - December 12, 2008 7:45 PM
'Could be meat...Could be cake. Usually at a time like that I'll bluff. Honey! Is this good?!' 'Well what is it?!' 'I don't know! I've never seen anything like it! It looks like...Meatcake!' - Mr. Carlin would be proud.
27. Hannukah Montana - December 12, 2008 8:07 PM
@7 You're neither into "Jizzed cake," aren't you???
...oh crap!
(...in my pants!)
28. CS - December 12, 2008 8:11 PM
Dear god.
I'll admit, the bacon roll did look kind of tasty... You know, as long as you only ate a little slice of the thing and not the whole goddamned roll.
However, I think my arteries clogged just from seeing these meat cake pictures.
29. K lee - December 12, 2008 8:48 PM
A president is impeached when Congress brings charges against them, not when they are removed from office.
Also, black people are the superiors of bored, idiotic cunts like McGloin, and all black men should rally together and rape him thoroughly.
30. Otoko - December 12, 2008 8:51 PM
http://meatcake.ytmnd.com/
31. Coffee - December 12, 2008 9:25 PM
I have actually made this. And I think I'll make it again! Whoooo!
32. QUASIMODEM - December 12, 2008 9:58 PM
OLD
33. lol - December 12, 2008 10:10 PM
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34. lynz - December 12, 2008 10:18 PM
Wow... dude... that wasn't cool.
35. Peter - December 12, 2008 10:37 PM
Drag, dude...
Why?
I thought Daisy was enough of a troll. But not THIS.
Oh humanity.
36. What an AHole - December 12, 2008 10:45 PM
I just threw up a bit.
Also, yes, weaved bacon in the middle.
37. Twitchet - December 12, 2008 11:10 PM
Man this site really needs a moderator. Then we can kick out Daisy and this new er... trying to find an adjective that's politically correct...
... Fagmeister. Perfect.
38. Nikky Raney - December 12, 2008 11:34 PM
the spam was not necessary...
that cake looks disgusting
39. Dr.Death - December 13, 2008 12:45 AM
BEST CAKE EVER
ill have to get my girl to make one.
40. Brock Samson - December 13, 2008 12:56 AM
To the Fat American comment...I'd love to agree with you but I recognize that brand of ketsup...it's Canadian...you're welcome world.
41. None Required - December 13, 2008 1:02 AM
The f***ing Canadian HEINZ??
42. Franchesca - December 13, 2008 5:10 AM
mjmmm
EWW!
43. billabong021 - December 13, 2008 7:51 AM
That's downright disgusting :l
44. Gail Pink - December 13, 2008 9:59 AM
A little late to the party with this one, you are. I blogged about this back in May of 2007!
http://www.worleygig.com/2007/05/recipe-of-the-day-meat-cake/
45. Gail Pink - December 13, 2008 10:01 AM
P.S. Daisy is retarded, Please join me in instigating a "Daisy is Retarded" comments backlash!
46. South Coast Sean - December 13, 2008 10:45 AM
this is the most repulsive food item I have ever seen - if it was going to be served hot it wouldn't be so bad - reminds me of the time I came home drunk and drank out of the beef dripping jug instead of the milk jug..
47. GD - December 13, 2008 11:23 AM
There is no frosting on this motherf***er. Don't you read properly?
Frosted with MASHED POTATOES.
48. Amanda - December 13, 2008 12:14 PM
I thought you posted this before.
Otherwise, I would've submitted this myself. A really long time ago.
49. billabong021 - December 13, 2008 12:18 PM
Okay I've looked it over again and to be honest, with more mash potato frosting, that MIGHT just be edible.
50. timmy the dying boy - December 13, 2008 1:14 PM
I am SO making this for dinner! Gonna do it with meatloaf though. And bacon. And lots of beer.
51. mlou - December 13, 2008 4:13 PM
@40, which picture is it that you see Canadian ketchup? I see an empty Heinz bottle and then a Safeway Organics bottle. How do you figure that one of these is Canadian?
52. fg - December 13, 2008 7:07 PM
Yeah. If you check out that YTMND link, you'll see this has been on the internet since AT LEAST 2006-08-03.
Holy shit. Does the writer of this blog not surf the internet?
Pro tip: download Stumbleupon.
you'll get caught up in 3 nights.
53. riz - December 13, 2008 7:09 PM
@8 - your comment is the only one worth reading.
54. Joey - December 13, 2008 7:48 PM
I remember my mom made meatloaf like this a few times, although not all fancy like this with the layers and everything. She'd basically just make the meatloaf, then take it out of the pan, frost it with mashed potatoes and then pop it back into the oven for a bit to warm it up. It was the best meatloaf I ever remember eating. This post makes me want to find a recipe for meatloaf and try making it this way, only maybe with bacon in the middle too like some of you suggested. Sounds AMAZING! :P
55. HuzzaBuh - December 13, 2008 10:10 PM
why would you have a JUG of beef drippings?
56. PLEEEZE! - December 14, 2008 12:23 AM
Mmmmmmmm! You can't beat meat.......or can you?
57. Tina - December 14, 2008 12:44 AM
If this had cheese, I'd eat it.
58. Jim - December 14, 2008 2:44 PM
I agree with Daisy.
59. Joust - December 14, 2008 8:14 PM
FAKE!!!!
That's a complete PhotoShop job. You can tell it's a fake because all the shadows are wrong.
This looks just like the scene in the movie "In Hell" where Van Damme takes a giant dump and bakes it into a delicious looking cake, which he gave to his friend for dessert.
60. poop - December 14, 2008 10:27 PM
this is abnormal
61. sheepsound - December 15, 2008 6:58 AM
C'est ça que vous manger au states ??? Je suis bien content d'être en France !!!
That's what you eat in the states? I'm just happy to be in France!
62. BahRamEwe - December 15, 2008 10:58 AM
We also eat frogs. FFrance
63. CHUCK STEAK - December 15, 2008 11:40 AM
I think we need to make a few slight modifications to make this the best cake of all time…
#1 Cheese!!! No burger is complete without cheese! A little cheese stuffed in between the layers would increase its deliciousness.
#2 Why the F*#K isn’t there any BACON involved????? The inventor is on the right track, but by forgetting the bacon he has proven that he is an obvious rookie! With a little coaching we could make this guy a superstar!!!...Add bacon grasshopper and we have a scrumptious delight!
64. TE - December 15, 2008 12:06 PM
Two layers would have been enough. Three is just too many.
65. Crafty - December 15, 2008 1:33 PM
Wait, I've got it: add shredded cheese to the "frosting" right before you serve it. Then, slice a piece of the "cake", heat it up, and then serve it all melted and warm.
66. Meaty_Urologist - December 15, 2008 4:58 PM
Seriously GW, do your homework. Jesus and Santa are the same person.
Amen.
67. twilight - July 15, 2009 11:12 AM
this meat cake thing is rediculous u no like i luv cake/meat but it put together is soooooooo desusting and 2 all of u that wrote back to the presadent elect brakobama is now mrs.prez of the usa.
bammmmmmmmmmmm
i love richie magee
love
twilight
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