Dec 29 2008Mmmm, Gutsy: A Thorax Cake
Damn that looks delicious. I just want to eat it up. Then slather the leftovers on a naked chick, take some moderately tasteful(!) erotic photographs, and sneak out a window while she cleans up.
The plan was for each organ to be made out of a different kind of cake and to secrete a different color of fluid when it was cut into. Previous heart cakes have bled fresh, homemade raspberry sauce. Sadly, the organs didn't bleed as well as I had hoped when I cut the cake, as each organ was relatively small and couldn't hold much sauce. Also all the moving around after filling the organs made it hard to keep the sauce contained in the little cavities I hollowed out. The heart bled pretty well, but the other organ fluids weren't very dramatic.
Heart - orange cake with raspberry sauce
Lungs - apple spice cake with strawberry sauce
Kidneys - orange cake with blueberry sauce
Stomach - ginger cake with mango sauce
Liver - chocolate cake with kiwi sauce
Small Intestine - jelly roll with red currant jelly
My God does that sound good. And I'm not even a big fan of purification organs. Now pipe organs -- that's another story. DOOT DOO DOO DOO DOO -- DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!! Anybody? Phantom of the Opera!
Hit the jump for a ton more of the construction and final product.
Thorax Cake [theyrecoming]
Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who once ate a bear for dinner and woman for dessert.
Reader Comments
1. Daisy - December 29, 2008 5:44 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bnecause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max told Baja he was really going to give her the bone, and later that night he presented her with a human skeleton.
2. QUASIMODEM - December 29, 2008 5:47 PM
*Torso
3. Thisgirl! - December 29, 2008 5:48 PM
WOW now being a fat kid myself i couldn't eat that. well maybe before they made it all fake blood coverd.. okay who am i kidding i would at least try some Kidney!
ps second i think!!
4. known - December 29, 2008 6:16 PM
delicious mmMMMMmm!!!! Not even going to wait for halloween to feast on that
5. pepe la PEWPEW - December 29, 2008 6:29 PM
YUMMY I want to eat you baby ... then pick my teeth with a rib bone
6. Indie - December 29, 2008 8:29 PM
Ahahah!! Daisy said "bnecause"!
*High Fives* for everyone but daisy! woo!
7. QUASIMODEM - December 29, 2008 9:03 PM
It also said "its" and "shadow's", as it so often does. We overlook these things because Daisy needs the leeway, Indie.
8. What? - December 29, 2008 9:49 PM
Really? Daisy? You're going to say it's fake because of shadows? I sense some jealousy that someone can't make an awesome ripped open torso cake. The photos just look well lit, which I would expect, cause if they were all dark and not very clear, someone else would be screaming "blah blah photoshop blah blah too dark blah blah shadows"
9. Lola - December 29, 2008 10:22 PM
I agree with daisy. When you look at it again, you notice the imperfections in the photoshopping that give it away.
10. Spam Artist - December 30, 2008 12:01 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bnecause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is from a scene in the movie Tender Dracula. Isn't that obvious?
Dracula has one of these cakes for every birthday.
11. LOL - December 30, 2008 4:22 AM
Fake!
Daisy's vagina is all wrong!
It's actually a penis, that was shoved up Lola's ass. And nose.
and eyesockets.
12. Timbo - December 30, 2008 8:26 AM
@1 & @6 HA! Daisy made a mistake! That proves she NOT a robot!
Look yummmy
13. Thumperchica - December 30, 2008 9:04 AM
great job! Such a great job that I couldn't eat that... I'd totally PEWk
14. PeterD - December 30, 2008 12:14 PM
Based on the title I was expecting a cool insect cake, not a disgusting pile of internal organs. Thanks :p
15. Mr. Man - December 30, 2008 2:15 PM
sexy
16. Jesse - December 30, 2008 3:51 PM
Where can I buy this?
17. JohnnyIrish - December 30, 2008 5:21 PM
@13, PEWK +1
18. Jazzy - December 30, 2008 7:10 PM
Dope cake! Although mildly disgusting, I can dig it.
19. lameo - December 30, 2008 9:24 PM
Reminds me of Repo the Genetic Opera
20. marrilliondillion - December 30, 2008 10:41 PM
Gotta admit- it takes guts to make a cake like that.
21. manoj - December 31, 2008 4:24 AM
good
22. Spikey DaPikey - December 31, 2008 6:45 AM
Just the fing for when your auntie pops in for cake ;)
23. Eru - December 31, 2008 9:36 AM
That looks disgusting. They did it.
24. Ray Terrible - January 2, 2009 8:15 AM
Obvious fakes. When you are going to post a photoshop job, at least make it somewhat realistic. I could have made these up at birth.
25. CBIZ - January 2, 2009 7:24 PM
dude this cake is REAL. I am a decorator. The little wilton can of icing coloring is proof enough for me
26. Madzay - January 3, 2009 2:59 AM
mmmm.... my FAVOURITE flavour!!!!!!!!!!
i bet the add for this cake would be something like
"yes...we make cakes for cannibals, too!"
27. odev - January 4, 2009 6:09 AM
thanks very good
28. lillian - January 4, 2009 4:38 PM
Of course it's fake cause all the people saying it's fake must be photoshop experts who work so hard on their professional high profile projects that they have enough time to comment on how pictures of cake must be photoshop jobs.
Seriously, sometimes photographs taken in bright light by amature photographers don't have the perfect shadows you'd expect if the photos were pro. Obviously a home camera with a bunch of lights turned on all around the room. The cake wasn't make in a photo studio nor is it going to be on the cover of a cookbook.
29. Barbara Jo - January 14, 2009 12:03 PM
Always nice to see that the great internet arguement about whether my cake was photoshopped or not continues to rage. In this case, it's particularly funny, because evidently some of you are suggesting that not only did I fake a photo of the finished cake, but I also faked photos of all the intermediate stages of construction. Even if I could (which I can't - some of you may have come out of the womb with mad photoshop skilz, but on my best day the most I can do in photoshop is remove red eye) why on earth would I do that? What would be the purpose of deceiving thousands of total strangers into thinking I could make a cake shaped like a thoracic cavity?
30. Me! - January 19, 2009 4:34 AM
lol @ 13 & 20
The cake is disgusting, therefore successful. Kudos!
Sadly / amusingly, I am always amazed at how many people haven't figured out Daisy yet. Annoying, occasionally (I can't stress the rarity of that word) amusing, and always using the 'fake' and 'Photoshop'. Get with it people!
I must also say kudos to the copycats that are funny!
31. andrew - February 11, 2009 4:18 PM
if this were a photoshop job, why would this person bother to make and post step-by-step pictures?
32. Mickey - March 6, 2009 8:13 PM
I lost the game... and that cake looks awesome. I actually do enjoy photography and I also photoshop. No fake. Shadows are from a direct shot down with a high power flash. Only minor shadows would show from that angle, as they do coming off the ribs. Amazing cake!
om nom nom nom nom
33. Tracey the Destroyer - March 14, 2009 4:51 PM
*snerk*
Who cares if its fake? It's cool-looking, fake or not, and since I know people who really -could- make this a reality it is ten times cooler. People who go around on pages like this posting little snarky messages about photoshop need to be kicked off the internet. Nobody cares what you have to say, or if its photoshopped or not. Quit ruining people's fun. I'm willing to bet that you're the kind of person who would point out every fake pair of titties you see, when obviously nobody cares because they are fun to look at. Get a life (I say as I respond in a stupid snarky comment myself).
34. DougTheBug - March 14, 2009 6:17 PM
Everyone attacking the person(s) that said its "a photoshop job" are complete asses.
"Its a photo (shop) job, you can tell by the pixels, shadows... I'm seen a lot of 'shops in my day. This was in that movie. etc" IS A REALLY OLD INTERNET "JOKE".
Pathetic people will continue to drag it on and on until there are no ignorant turds to get riled up by it.
35. super_ninja - July 6, 2009 1:01 PM
idiots. its not photoshopped. "oh the shadowing's wrong" blah blah blah. since when are u friggin photoshop experts? i've seen other ppl make cakes like these. its not impossible. it just takes skill. ur just pissed b/c u dont have mad skillz like that.
36. Ugg Gypsy Sandals - September 11, 2009 8:33 AM
I bookmarked this site, Thank you for good job! Thank you! I would now go on this blog every day!
37. Sheila - October 7, 2009 11:22 PM
Wow I think it's fantastic would like to try to make one this Halloween. I was hoping for some tips if you have the time. I love love it ,great job !!!!!
38. lesley - January 15, 2011 11:48 PM
i think that bomm fuckk my b-day is coming up i want that 4 my b-day is pretty cool i should say so myself .
39. ella - February 12, 2011 11:58 AM
eeeewwwww this is mmmmmiiiiiiinnnnnngggggggiiiiiinnnnnngggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!