Mmmm, The Dessert Of Gods: Meat Cake

If Jesus wasn't too busy telling that fat f***er Santa to shit down my chimney, maybe I'd bake him a meat-cake for his birthday.

Hit the jump to see a pictorial on how to create your own meat cake, which basically involves making three giant hamburgers, gluing them together with ketchup, and frosting the bitch with mashed potatoes. Bon appetite!

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Thanks to Andrew, who makes his own special style of meat cake -- for the ladies. Ladies? Sorry, I tried Andrew.

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