Dec 1 2008Meteor Fragments Found, Geekologie Writer Plans To Pilfer And Sell On eBay
Remember the meteor that PEW PEWed over Canada last week? Well a bunch of the fragments have finally been located by scientists. So what I'm going to do is grab one of the guys, beat the whereabouts of said fragments out of him, liberate the stones, and then sell those mothers on eBay for a hefty profit! It's the American way. In Canada. It's the Americanadian way!
U of C planetary scientist Dr. Alan Hildebrand and graduate student Ellen Milley announced Friday morning they located several meteorite fragments late Thursday afternoon. They believe thousands of meteorite bits are strewn over 20 square kilometers near the Battle River.
Friday afternoon, they led a group of reporters to the site -- a region called Buzzard Coulee, about 40 kilometres from Lloydminster Reporters were told those observations, combined with the physical evidence, give scientists a treasure trove of data that could give them a better understanding of the solar system.
Haha, I didn't have to beat up the scientist after all. Woops. Anyway, what is this about a better understanding of the solar system? I'll tell you everything you need to know about the solar system in three sentences: It's big. It has a bunch of shit in it, but it's all pretty spread out with lots of nothing in between. Sometimes stuff busts all up into earth's atmosphere and goes buck-ass wild in here. Seriously, just ask the dinosaurs. OH HO -- that's right, they're all dead! My God were they sexy though.
Meteorite pieces found in Saskatchewan [cbcnews]
Thanks to Larry, who made fun of me for crying during The Land Before Time. Also, Dan smells.
Reader Comments
1. big brown - December 1, 2008 2:10 PM
im first!!!!! im freakin happy!!!!!
2. big brown - December 1, 2008 2:11 PM
second too!!!!!!!
3. big brown - December 1, 2008 2:11 PM
lets not forget about third!!!!!!
4. Diasy - December 1, 2008 2:11 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is just like the scene in the movie Never Back Down when Max & Baja are watching wheel of fortune on tv & a f***ing meteor comes crashing through the ceiling and destroys Max's xbox.
5. big brown - December 1, 2008 2:12 PM
now that i got this out of my system, that looks just like a damn rock
6. big brown - December 1, 2008 2:13 PM
where is everyone? all i see is stupid ass daisy, c'mon where are all you freaks
7. Thumperchica - December 1, 2008 2:21 PM
Ooooohhh Aaaahhh, a rock from outerspace... we haven't all seen those in every museum... j/k I'm just jealous Canada got to em...
8. Hotrod - December 1, 2008 2:22 PM
Daisy, I wanna f*** you.
9. big brown - December 1, 2008 2:38 PM
everyone wants to f*** daisy
10. Moose Knuckle - December 1, 2008 2:46 PM
I f***ing told you faggots this shit was real. You stupid idiots were calling FAKE on that video. You're pretty f***ing smart now aren't you?!?
Eeeeeeeeat shiiiiiit!
11. big brown - December 1, 2008 2:50 PM
who you calling stupid idiot you stupid idot or that stupid idiot over there with that stupid idiot with the stupid idiot on the side of that stupid idiot huh?
12. big brown - December 1, 2008 2:52 PM
stupid idiot
13. Pew³ - December 1, 2008 3:07 PM
My garden is finally showing some life, and now that its getting colder, I'm afraid it will be too late.
14. big brown - December 1, 2008 3:10 PM
who the hell has a garden during winter... oh wait i dont
15. big brown - December 1, 2008 3:11 PM
so GW post about a meteor, and someone writes a comment about their garden..... very interesting, and by that i mean stupid! no offense pew to the third!! or is there?
16. Pew³ - December 1, 2008 3:12 PM
Is big brown bored, or are you waiting around for the next post to be Frist?
17. big brown - December 1, 2008 3:16 PM
yea im bored and im posting till my fingers are numb
18. LOL - December 1, 2008 3:29 PM
@17, hum looks like your fingers are numb. I just hope it was from typeing and not something "Big Brown"
19. DayQuan Marshall - December 1, 2008 4:20 PM
@8 She my bitch, dawg! Git tha f*** otta here!
20. sebastian_del_phuc - December 1, 2008 4:22 PM
No shit man!
That is cool awesome wicked stuff.
21. GRAMMARNAZI - December 1, 2008 4:38 PM
Saw one of those in my toilet the other day--didn't know that they were so rare and valuable. I won't make the same mistake again.
22. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - December 1, 2008 5:46 PM
Crap. I saw this on Smallville...now all the Saskatchewan peeps are gonna become meteor freaks and wacky yet dramatic adventures will ensue! Save us Clark Kent!
23. Daisy - December 1, 2008 6:02 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down, where robots come to earth as meteors and have hijinx with Max and Daisy and sector 7.
24. George - December 1, 2008 10:22 PM
now, i'm getting older, saving up to buy a new car
25. MRB - December 1, 2008 10:29 PM
Sweet, I finally know someone mentioned in a geekologie story. And I mean personally. Well if you call your sister's best friend from university personally.
26. larry - December 1, 2008 10:57 PM
haw haw haw!
dan smells!
27. dan - December 2, 2008 1:35 AM
the gag isn't that dan smells at all. you got it wrong.