Dec 1 2008Man Teaches Robot To Play Pong, Robot Taunts Man, Man Foolishly Doesn't Kill Robot
Some fool went and taught a robot how to play Pong. Next thing you know, the crazy bastard will teach the archangel of the apocalypse how to play Donkey Kong, and from there, well, I think you can imagine what happens next. Hint: we all die. I must admit though, I did almost chuckle before pissing my pants when the robot taunted the guy. He says, "No, no, no, and no. You are a loser." Man, if I had a quarter for every time a girl's told me that, well, I could play pinball for decades.
Thanks to Marc and Pedro, who could both school that robot at Pong then kick its head off and say something insulting about its mother (who I heard had sex with a Speak & Spell -- BURN!)
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Reader Comments
1. ChamClowder - December 1, 2008 4:47 PM
FIRST!
2. sebastian_del_phuc - December 1, 2008 4:52 PM
I taught myself to jerk off. big whoop!
3. TipTapperz - December 1, 2008 4:58 PM
Now teach it to kill!
4. Lane - December 1, 2008 5:00 PM
Don't you basically play a robot when you vs. a computer in Pong? What the f*** is the achievement here?
5. GRAMMARNAZI - December 1, 2008 5:01 PM
"Man Teaches Robot To Play Pong." ...What the f***!!!!
With all our incredible advancement in technology can't we teach bots to do something a little bit less trivial than that!!!
6. Peter - December 1, 2008 5:03 PM
Man, Pong is still the best game ever made.
You can run them in any platform (e.i. Pascal, Basic/Turbo Basic, Altair, Prolog).
F*** off, Halo! Robots rule!
7. Moose Knuckle - December 1, 2008 5:10 PM
Do we have to hunt this guy down and kill him before he starts Skynet and dooms us all. Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should... meddling cock-cravers.
8. GRAMMARNAZI - December 1, 2008 5:32 PM
NOOO...too extreme. He just needs a good "bitch-slap".
9. I'm a Computer - December 1, 2008 5:38 PM
So this is to replace the "vs Computer" option??
l33t h4x0r tshirts for sale!!!!!
10. I'm a Computer - December 1, 2008 5:40 PM
oh, and the robot is obviously lacking a pair of t***.
11. Moose Knuckle - December 1, 2008 5:40 PM
At the very least a bitch-slap and a nut-punch
12. GRAMMARNAZI - December 1, 2008 5:44 PM
O.K....and a nut-punch--just one.
13. Daisy - December 1, 2008 5:50 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was in the hospital and Baja fiddled with his heart monitor, causing it to display a game of pong.
14. GRAMMARNAZI - December 1, 2008 5:54 PM
I think Daisy too needs a good bitch-slap....and perhaps a nut-punch.
15. AtomicSquid - December 1, 2008 6:57 PM
Great...next up Spaced Invaders and then bad thoughts in the robot's head and then we'll all be dead...
16. dr.yosh - December 2, 2008 4:41 AM
c'mon Britney, you can make it!
17. Dozer - December 2, 2008 5:02 AM
Or worse yet, teaches the robot to play "Kill All Humans" or some game like that. If he got the robot to play WoW, we'd be safe because the robot would be online all the time (no botting jokes). But you do have to wonder how real the video is.
18. poster - December 2, 2008 9:07 AM
Lame. Its just programmed to taunt, it doesnt actually play
19. Mcfeely Smackup - December 2, 2008 1:42 PM
The robot is talking a lot of shit for someone who has a paddle TWICE the size of the humans. Basically, it's playing in "retarded cousin" mode.
And since when does Pong have buttons?
20. known - December 2, 2008 5:03 PM
Fishing with only a sword, isn't as easy as the natives made it look on TV.
21. Justin - June 16, 2009 12:48 AM
ha your a cool dude i like what you said in the space below the video