Dec 15 2008Laptop Concept Has *GASP* Three Screens

Nice. Another ridiculous Apple product. Pricing will start at around $4k, I presume?

Totally necessary.

Freakin' Sweet! Now I can ruin my eyes with three, count them three, computer screens. Coke-bottle glasses, here I come! Thundercats HOOOOOOOO!

You can bet the first guys in line for one of these are all into chubby porn.

I thought of this YEARS ago. Reasoning? Fold-out centerfolds!

since I routinely work with three monitors, trying to use a laptop with just one screen makes me absolutely crazy, like my productivity has been cut to near zero. So this would be kind of cool.

However, the battery life would be cut by approximtately 2/3 and since that's the worst thing about latptops, this would make it nearly useless.

Daisy.
before you start. Shit off..

Oh yeah, I invented a laptop with 11 screens.

Cause these go up to eleven

working on a sex farm

working for apple,

shits not so cash

wow now i can do my homeworks and browse pornoes at the same time! damn muh-f***a! and i have a leftover screen to do some geekologying and shit... you know.... ook up shit about useless three screen laptops! woud this shit fit in my lap? hmm..... maybe if i was a fat chick, i would have to borrow smokinggirls thigh's or something.

If you're jerking off to porn with a different chick on each screen, does it qualify as a foursome?

FAKE!!!!

That's a complete PhotoShop job. You can tell it's a fake because all the shadows are wrong.

This looks just like the scene in the movie "In Hell" where Van Damme takes three consecutive shits at the same time...he was only used to taking one at at a time. This caused him severe bowel burn.

I saw this Joust guy on the weekend posts. What I don't understand is...what's so funny about copying the most unoriginal posting troll on this site that would make someone else want to do almost the exactly the same thing but change it up to their own words, and then use those words over and over on every post.

If you think Daisy is so funny, why not just stick up for her when everyone else bashes her instead of copying her and inflating her ego while making everyone else around here immediately hate you?

Just asking.

The only problem I see with this actually working would be the battery power that three screens would suck down... you'd have to have a 12-cell battery be standard in order to have any kind of life to it at all... but, then again, everyone knows that nobody actually ~uses~ their laptop battery, so I guess it wouldn't matter... the other option would be the ability to switch off the side screens, either by default with you're on battery, or manually... *shrug* anyways.

@14

Absolutely....

and @12

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where bruce willis broke into Max's apartment and kidnapped him to make him help stop some douchenozzles that were f***ing with the controls for some power plants. Then later he brings Bruce Willis to Silent Bobs house.

So, what if you dont want to use all the screens, the main screen would be blocked by the fold outs?

If your in some confined space like a plane, subway, van down by the river, bathroom stall, crowded lecture hall, opera house, et cætera. You are going to be the douche of the day folding out your obnoxious screens.

SWEEEEEEEEEEET im first oh yeah i beat u

Now that's cool.
Tech people and ITs! To BEST BUY we go...

@19 i agree with you... Seems like a good concept... I cant see it working that well in real life. Especially in my van.... DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

@19
you could just fold them out halfway so they both form ninety degree angles with the main screen, then they would actually give you a little more privacy without taking up any room. Right? Anyways I think it looks neat-o.

@19
you could just fold the other screens out half way so that they are Perpendicular to the main screen. That way you wouldn't take up any more room and you would have a little added privacy. I don't know.

@24. Did you read 23's post and decide you STILL needed to give your two cents? Just curious, you said almost exactly the same thing three minutes later. Do you feel like your contributing?

I'm just asking.

FAKE!!!!

This is clearly faked. The shadows are all wrong.

It is taken directly from a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
Dracula is prepares for dinner and later during the dinner one
of the overdubbed frenchmen pretends to kill himself by cutting
his own throat. Everyone laughs.

P.S. @19 you could just turn the other screens so that they are
parallel with each other and at right angles to the main screen.
that way you could have a little privacy and save space too.
Or would it? Right. Right.

@19 you could just flip the side screens so that they are facing inwards,
in line with the sides of the laptop and blinkering the main screen.
that way you will be thrifty on desktop real estate, nourish privacy,
and make it incredibly difficult to see anything on the two little pop
out screens which are the whole point of this laptop design.
GREAT IDEA ME!

@everybody
Yes, i thought of putting the screens perpendicular but, i figured someone else would catch that.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/warmth_and_privacy_while_using.php
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/how_to_get_hit_by_a_bus_the_im.php

I know Daisy, Joust, and Spam Artist would like the concept because they could watch Never Back Down, "In Hell," and Tender Dracula all at the same time.

My wrists keep moving the cursor, oh wait, *zips up pants* much better.

So innovative!!! I Apple I'm going to ask my daddy for one for xmas!

XOXO
Karen

Everytime I ever read a post there is always a comment that says

PHOTOSHOPPED, THE SHADOWS ARE WRONG

and I was thinking, I wonder if I'll see another comment about shadows and photoshop today.

And sure enough. Joust did so.

Thank you for not letting me down.

Wow this is really getting exhausting. Daisy and everyone like her are really ruining this site for everyone else. I miss the days when people would just make clever comments about the stuff in the post. Heck, I even miss all the shameless flirting between Scott and SmokingGirl. Anything is better than this.

P.S. I think this laptop wouldn't do very well, since it would probably only appeal to a small segment of the computer-savvy population. That is all.

Congratulations, Mac dorks, now you can enjoy three times the faggotry.

know who I hare more than Daisy and all the wannabees?
#30 and her stupid f***ing Daddy.

and yeah, that should say "hate".

Has anyone noticed the bass is nearly the same size as 1 CD :\ so look how small the screens are in comparrison.. all 3 screens would probably just equal 1 normal size screen.. or even less..

@8

"Is that louder?"
"well it's one more that ten"

@36
You make a valid point there.

Ok, so instead of "fold out" screens, just build them on a slide out function...
OR
You could fold them perpendicular to the main screen thus creating a privacy barrier for your Gay Pr0n Shadows Photoshopping break from Never Back Down while you eat Bacon Flavored Ice Cream, contemplating the need for a Spare Tire in your Picachu Bento lunchbox, then realizing it's all a 2k Year Old Chronic Hallucination that NEEDS MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!

Damn those CD's are huge lazor disk anyone?

Sweet Idea.

damn! they stole my idea. i was gonna invent then when i graduated from college..but i guess it's already done. man..

This conversation is going no where. It’s lacking the place of a good leader to head the things to come out on conclusion.bluetooth motorcycle intercom

Whichever idiots commented on the reality of the photo failed to notice the mug and the CD's along with the desk, paperwork, and of course the laptop itself are all CGI !! Surely because not even a prototype has been made yet because it a '''concept''' ..idiots.